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Remember that Friday is the final time Phil will ask for help for his taxes. From now on he will only ask for money for bills and his tax payment plan.
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What the fuck? I thought he said like last week that he wasn't going to be sharing any photos of his trip and would not be posting whatsoever. Now "we'll be sharing photos"? So are we just going to get a bunch of creeper shots of Katherine from behind and maybe her elbow poking in on a parents shot?
I thought he "learned not to share everything" in his life and was keeping his " private life PRIVATE!!!!"? Now he going to 'explain everything' about "OUR trip" and 'share info'? He must have remembered that if he doesn't post anything online for a couple days all his "avid YouTube fans" and 'Interactive Twitch viewers' will completely forget about him, never to return.
Welp, looks like we've got some photos of a bored Katherine looking 'pissy' in our futures Kiwis
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4 games listed for a 12 hour stream. Not a bad idea really, but why tf play Blackout? 4+ hours of him camping in a toilet ads at the door constantly looking at chat. He should've done sub games with viewers for Blops 4 multiplayer or squad with some in Blackout, or do viewer games in MWR. Such a big day and he's essentially doing fuck all. Need money Dave? Incentivize your viewers, all you're doing is the same old shit. Especially considering this is the 2nd marathon in a month, this is fucking abysmal.
But it's worked before so why not again I guess. This will be so boring to watch though.
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Dave saw the results of the poll thus far and decided to throw us a bone to keep this subforum alive on dripfeed to keep us mentally ill types from breaking off into our sleeper cells...What the fuck? I thought he said like last week that he wasn't going to be sharing any photos of his trip and would not be posting whatsoever. Now "we'll be sharing photos"? So are we just going to get a bunch of creeper shots of Katherine from behind and maybe her elbow poking in on a parents shot?
I thought he "learned not to share everything" in his life and was keeping his " private life PRIVATE!!!!"? Now he going to 'explain everything' about "OUR trip" and 'share info'? He must have remembered that if he doesn't post anything online for a couple days all his "avid YouTube fans" and 'Interactive Twitch viewers' will completely forget about him, never to return.
Welp, looks like we've got some photos of a bored Katherine looking 'pissy' in our futures Kiwis
Bravo on the 4D chess Dave.
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Let’s be honest the actual amount of game play will 2.5hrs or less per game so pretty much a standard night stream’s length (possibly a few minutes of OT included).
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On the topic of Phil's lack of friends, it's just staggering that as much as Phil is a pigroach, how sad of an existence he must've really had without Leanna.
I have to just imagine what was going on in his mind when he was friends with Rambo in knowing that when moving to Washington his only other friend would be Leanna. If I were ever to move somewhere else, I would pick Texas as I have some family there. Not Dave...
So due to that mental gymnastics in knowing not only was he leaving behind, something I consider to have been a good friendship by all external factors, he knew he was abandoning the notion of friendship.
And now as a mid 30's male, he has no friends at all. Unless he has sex with the horse, his life is worse than that of an incel. Most incels have incel friends at the very least. Dave has Swaggins and a gold digger.
I have to just imagine what was going on in his mind when he was friends with Rambo in knowing that when moving to Washington his only other friend would be Leanna. If I were ever to move somewhere else, I would pick Texas as I have some family there. Not Dave...
So due to that mental gymnastics in knowing not only was he leaving behind, something I consider to have been a good friendship by all external factors, he knew he was abandoning the notion of friendship.
And now as a mid 30's male, he has no friends at all. Unless he has sex with the horse, his life is worse than that of an incel. Most incels have incel friends at the very least. Dave has Swaggins and a gold digger.
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What are you talking about? He exchanges a few inconsequential remarks, what we in the serious adult world call 'pleasentries', with the random cashier at the grocery store every week! Those are called acquaintances, when you grow up you'll see how it works in the Real World. *Snake Laugh* When you work as hard as Phil does sometimes you have to sacrifice friends for business, but really acquaintances are all you need. Sound good?
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Pah. This guy must live a sheltered life if he calls someone like this "scary".
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Concerning Philip and friendship. Someone asked if he has talked to Brian. No. Phil has put Apex on hold so he has not talked to Brian. This is strange, Brian seems to be a non entity. His purpose is to play Apex with Phil and when they are not playing, Phil doesn't talk to him or care about his life.
It's been said many times, Phil cares only about himself. Now you could argue that he cares about Kat. Didn't he ditch the Drunken Peasants podcast because trolls could say mean things about Kat? That was his excuse, but if what if we look deeper? Kat doesn't watch Phil's content. She doesn't seem interested in it. Why would she watch him play street fighter on someone else's podcast? She wouldn't. Trolls saying things about Kat on a podcast she doesn't watch or care about would not have bothered her. Phil's ego would be hurt if people teased him about Kat. Phil didn't do this to protect his girlfriend. He was only thinking of himself.
Phil needs to see his poor sick parents. He doesn't care if he loses the house, his family comes first. Does he really care? He didn't have the family first mentality late last year when he first brought it up. He would have to find a time to do it, there were too many games, he didn't have money, etc. Then when Papa Burnell says he'll foot the whole bill, that's when Phil cares about his family. He cares so much that he is staying in a hotel instead of with them and of the three days he will be there he has scheduled trips to the zoo and sightseeing tours with Kat. He cares so much about family.
It's been said many times, Phil cares only about himself. Now you could argue that he cares about Kat. Didn't he ditch the Drunken Peasants podcast because trolls could say mean things about Kat? That was his excuse, but if what if we look deeper? Kat doesn't watch Phil's content. She doesn't seem interested in it. Why would she watch him play street fighter on someone else's podcast? She wouldn't. Trolls saying things about Kat on a podcast she doesn't watch or care about would not have bothered her. Phil's ego would be hurt if people teased him about Kat. Phil didn't do this to protect his girlfriend. He was only thinking of himself.
Phil needs to see his poor sick parents. He doesn't care if he loses the house, his family comes first. Does he really care? He didn't have the family first mentality late last year when he first brought it up. He would have to find a time to do it, there were too many games, he didn't have money, etc. Then when Papa Burnell says he'll foot the whole bill, that's when Phil cares about his family. He cares so much that he is staying in a hotel instead of with them and of the three days he will be there he has scheduled trips to the zoo and sightseeing tours with Kat. He cares so much about family.
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What are you talking about, you mentally ill nudnick? Phil cares deeply for his parents!
or at least for how deep their pockets are, as they'll clearly help him with the whole tax situation.
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Phil is literally THAT kid growing up. Holy shit you're 37 dude.
I wouldn't get your hopes up. I expect either him taking photos of landmarks or him taking pictures of food.What the fuck? I thought he said like last week that he wasn't going to be sharing any photos of his trip and would not be posting whatsoever. Now "we'll be sharing photos"? So are we just going to get a bunch of creeper shots of Katherine from behind and maybe her elbow poking in on a parents shot?
I thought he "learned not to share everything" in his life and was keeping his " private life PRIVATE!!!!"? Now he going to 'explain everything' about "OUR trip" and 'share info'? He must have remembered that if he doesn't post anything online for a couple days all his "avid YouTube fans" and 'Interactive Twitch viewers' will completely forget about him, never to return.
Welp, looks like we've got some photos of a bored Katherine looking 'pissy' in our futures Kiwis
I really wonder how he broke the news to Rambo and such. He seems to be the type of person who's an expert at Irish goodbyes.
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You answered your own question. He can, repeatedly, hide out and just stare at chat while dumbasses throw quarters and dollars at him to say/ask dumb shit. It's optimistic as fuck, but I really hope that the people who think they're 450 IQ trolls figure out to not do any troll tipping or cheering this time.
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Is Blackout free to everyone in the month of April? I see a listing in the Playstation Store advertising as much, but I don't know if there are special conditions or something.
https://store.playstation.com/en-us/product/UP0002-CUSA11100_00-CODBO4TRIAL00001
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I'm gonna be there for his big birthday bash. I have a feeling something big is going to go down.
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D$P saw a sharp uptick in cheers when he switched to Blackout last 12hr 'marathon. Thus, it's a given the game would have a place on his 'Birthday Bash marathon' roster.
Play games with Viewers? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA...oh, wait...you were being serious?
Prior to moving, D$P spoke of how happy he'd be in Seattle where he'd finally be surrounded by "so many like-minded people" to be friends with.
I imagine after going to the same store once a week and buying roughly the same items for almost 5 years now that D$P is what the Fred Meyer's cashiers would refer to as 'a regular'.
Cashier as they ring up his multiple cans of tomatoes and tomato paste: " Ah, I see you're making a batch of your Authentic Italian sauce this week, Mr. Brunell."
This was one of Rambo's major complaints about the calls he received from phil and one of the reason's he said he stopped taking phil's 3am EST phone calls from Renton. They were always about when Rambo would be able to record something for YouTube. Rambo said they might start out with a 'Hi, how's it going?'. Then jump straight to when Rambo was available to play a video game with him....for YouTube.
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I can prove DSP is not a human
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It is suppose to be based on what the main menu daily notification says.
The majority of the marathon will be MW:R and BO4 Blackout because Phil wants to pub stomp new players wandering into the games. If he plays any barebones BO4 multiplayer he'll lose his shit.
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Hi Phil, ever heard of German engineering?
So, @Prince Lotor posted the office setup video of April 2015 and I was really bored. This could only lead to actions I would regret later. Therefore I've drawn Phil's entire "office" while keeping the current known setup in mind. At some point I threw my arms in the air like I just don't care and called it a day, as his constant swaying gave me sea-sickness. The real room could be a tit bit smaller as rooms tend to look way bigger in front of a camera, I adjusted the size and proportions many times. This should kinda fit the real situation.
This room is probably not intended as an office, but a bedroom or children's room and should not contain this much furniture (also the duct on the right kills some usable space, the architect is a fucking asshole, ack ack ack). Therefore I tried to stay fair and practical in the fixed version. For example the PC corner has the old foam in his back, so he can still use the old setup and the camera won't point against his potentially bright window. Yes, there is enough space for a greenscreen.
I also think this groundplan makes it very clear why his foam is completely useless.
So, @Prince Lotor posted the office setup video of April 2015 and I was really bored. This could only lead to actions I would regret later. Therefore I've drawn Phil's entire "office" while keeping the current known setup in mind. At some point I threw my arms in the air like I just don't care and called it a day, as his constant swaying gave me sea-sickness. The real room could be a tit bit smaller as rooms tend to look way bigger in front of a camera, I adjusted the size and proportions many times. This should kinda fit the real situation.
This room is probably not intended as an office, but a bedroom or children's room and should not contain this much furniture (also the duct on the right kills some usable space, the architect is a fucking asshole, ack ack ack). Therefore I tried to stay fair and practical in the fixed version. For example the PC corner has the old foam in his back, so he can still use the old setup and the camera won't point against his potentially bright window. Yes, there is enough space for a greenscreen.
I also think this groundplan makes it very clear why his foam is completely useless.
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At least in your improved model, Chestnut gets to escape Goutopia. 10/10 diagram.
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This is amazing. I think what's keeping Phil from doing any sort of rearranging other than laziness is the fact he does not want to bother with his cable management. That shits all over the floor at the moment because he gets things out of the box and plugs it in with no thought. He's afraid of having to do extra work to disconnect then reconnect shit like obs and what not because he's afraid of having to re-do all his settings.
Actually he's just really fucking lazy. Just imagine the dust.
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