Trent used his anus as a April’s fools joke on April 1, 2019 - Anus

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Hello. Today’s date is 4-04-2019. Allow a black man to go to the past, and discuss the matters that occurred on 4-01-2019, while it is still fresh on a black mans mind

Near Dylan was walking down the street yesterday. Whistling a tune and just minding his own business. When suddenly Trent appears. “Oh hey, what’s up Trent.” Near Dylan’s says. “Oh hey. Not much. Just chillin, like a villain, with my anus.” Trent explains to a man. “Oh okay” near Dylan’s says.
“Yes that’s right. I do indeed have an anus.” Trent explains to him. “Nice man. I gotta go.” Near Dylan says as sweat begins to run down his brow. “Listen up! I am being serious here! I have anus and I demand cocks for my anus!” Trent screams then pulls down his trousers and exposes his anus. Near Dylan is simply not capable of resisting. Near Dylan’s QUICKLY slams his penis into the anus of Trent. Ejaculate. He pulls out his penis.

“Aha! April fools!” Trent screams! “What’s this?” Near Dylan says, completely confused. “That was a prank man! I was just using my anus as a April’s fools joke man!” Trent screams. Near Dylan’s face goes red. Near Dylan runs away. Trent simply shakes his head and has a good laugh about this.
 
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Shiversblood said:
Hello. Today’s date is 4-04-2019. Allow a black man to go to the past, and discuss the matters that occurred on 4-01-2019, while it is still fresh on a black mans mind

Near Dylan was walking down the street yesterday. Whistling a tune and just minding his own business. When suddenly Trent appears. “Oh hey, what’s up Trent.” Near Dylan’s says. “Oh hey. Not much. Just chillin, like a villain, with my anus.” Trent explains to a man. “Oh okay” near Dylan’s says.
“Yes that’s right. I do indeed have an anus.” Trent explains to him. “Nice man. I gotta go.” Near Dylan says as sweat begins to run down his brow. “Listen up! I am being serious here! I have anus and I demand cocks for my anus!” Trent screams then pulls down his trousers and exposes his anus. Near Dylan is simply not capable of resisting. Near Dylan’s QUICKLY slams his penis into the anus of Trent. Ejaculate. He pulls out his penis.

“Aha! April fools!” Trent screams! “What’s this?” Near Dylan says, completely confused. “That was a prank man! I was just using my anus as a April’s fools joke man!” Trent screams. Near Dylan’s face goes red. Near Dylan runs away. Trent simply shakes his head and has a good laugh about this.
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You’re still grieving the death of Luke Perry, I see.
 
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Hahahahah Trent really was going insane in 2019 April!!!!

On April 1, 2024, Trent was ready to unleash his epic pranks. He had been preparing for weeks, determined to outdo himself from previous years. Little did he know, this year's prank would take an unexpected turn!

As the day began, Trent executed his first prank with precision. He rigged his roommate's alarm clock to play an obnoxiously loud song. The moment it went off, his roommate Jim jumped out of bed, startled and disoriented. Trent couldn't help but burst into laughter. “Trent you fool!” Jim screams in an angry manner.

Feeling confident, Trent moved on to his next prank. He had carefully set up a bucket of water balanced on top of the slightly open door. He waited patiently for his unsuspecting friend Jim to walk through. And just as planned, the bucket tipped over, drenching Jim from head to toe. The laughter echoed through the house.

But as Trent reveled in his pranking prowess, he heard a knock on the door. He opened it to find a man who seemed oddly out of place, dressed in clothes from 1999. The man introduced himself as Marty, claiming he was here to settle a score from the past.

Intrigued and slightly alarmed, Trent invited Marty inside. As they sat down, Marty shared his story. He revealed that he had been the victim of Trent's pranks not only in 1999 but also in 2019. Marty had spent years planning his revenge, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.

Trent's heart raced as he realized the gravity of the situation. He had unknowingly pranked the same person multiple times, and now Marty was here to turn the tables. The psychological thriller aspect of the story began to unfold.

Throughout the day, Trent continued his pranks, unaware that Marty was subtly manipulating his surroundings. Marty strategically placed objects and clues that made Trent question his own sanity. The line between reality and prank blurred, leaving Trent on the edge of his seat. Marty stealthily place a dildo in Trents house.

As the day wore on, Trent's paranoia grew. He couldn't trust his own senses anymore. Was he being pranked, or was he losing his mind? The thrill of the prank had transformed into a psychological mind game.

But in a surprising twist, it turned out that Marty's revenge was itself part of an elaborate prank. The psychological thriller aspect was all part of Marty's plan to teach Trent a lesson about the impact of his pranks on others.

“April fools Trent. Now show me that anus!” Marty screams and starts sprinting right towards Trent! Trent quickly pulls out his pistol and fires one shot, shooting Marty once directly in the forehead killing him instantly. Trent drags the body into a different room and throws a blanket over the body.

Later that day Jim arrived home from work. “How was your day today?” Jim asks. “It was okay.” Trent responds

Jim had come up with a funny April fools joke while he was at work. He decided that when he got home he would ask Trent about his anus. He knows that it’s just going to be so funny.

“Hey Trent, I gotta ask you something, about your anus.” Jim says. Trent quickly shoots Jim once directly in the forehead killing him instantly.
 
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eatler said:
That’s actually funny, I was afraid someone was necroing a thread to go “HA fundy joke!” But I’m pleasantly surprised.

It’s sad though going through the many comments from people who were here 5-6 years ago and how they’re not here anymore. Makes you thunk.
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I was expecting some new action from Trent and then saw 2019 and was disappointed and then scrolled down and realized shiversblood was amongst us still and was happier again.
 
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eatler said:
It’s sad though going through the many comments from people who were here 5-6 years ago and how they’re not here anymore. Makes you thunk.
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More than you'd think are still here, just under socks due to the two (at least?) Kiwi Crisis Events we've had.

Not that I'd know anything about that.
 
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It’s sad though going through the many comments from people who were here 5-6 years ago and how they’re not here anymore. Makes you thunk.
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Jandek was a good boy.
RIP

Shiversblood said:
The psychological thriller aspect of the story began to unfold.
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I don’t know why but this one line made me laugh for a minute straight.
 
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