DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Anonymous Dimwit]

He really thinks he can hit 5k doesn't he?
As for the poll during dsp's absence, I look forward to all the tasty beef jerky crafted from the lesser users (except myself)

 

[ZehnBoat]

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God, look at the way he moves
stares at chat
leans back
looks at game for .1 of a second
stares at chat
leans forward
leans to TV
looks at game for .01 of a second
looks at chat finally stops fiddling with his facial hair
leans over to mic just to say okay tepidly at chat
then sits still with resting bitch face to play game

 

[KangarooPissSpray]

He really thinks he can hit 5k doesn't he?
As for the poll during dsp's absence, I look forward to all the tasty beef jerky crafted from the lesser users (except myself)

I’ve been marinating myself in preparation for the great detractor Donner Party action of ‘19.

 

[Abe Vigoda]

I’ve been watching some old DSP content and I’ve noticed that whenever he starts complaining about detractors and lists off all the “lies and slander” he’s faced, DSP lists off how everyone called him a pedophile. Is there a story to that other than people calling him creepy for being with Panda!ee when she was like 17? Or is it all made up to make haters look bad and get sympathy?

 

[Haunter]

I’ve been watching some old DSP content and I’ve noticed that whenever he starts complaining about detractors and lists off all the “lies and slander” he’s faced, DSP lists off how everyone called him a pedophile. Is there a story to that other than people calling him creepy for being with Panda!ee when she was like 17? Or is it all made up to make haters look bad and tard cum sympathy?

I don't remember if I just put this together myself or if it's really the case: I've always thought Phil was interpreting charges of pedophilia from the "He masturbated in front of children" line the "Detractors" say when referencing "The Incident".

It does give the accusations against him an angle they doesn't need, and arms Phil with an easy counter to those claims.

 

[This comment matters]

Dsps birthday decorations are, as usual, sad and depressing. But if you make a BIG contribution, he will half-assedly blow a shitty little dollar store noisemaker for you!! Get your shekels ready piggies!

 

[WuFanMan]

I was thinking that we're coming up on 5 years in the Wakhando aka Phil's 5th anniversary as a shut in, what was the last video he put up that included other human beings besides Kat/Leanna? His parents came to visit in 2015 I think, but other then that you could probably pinpoint the last time Phil interacted with a friend.
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Can anyone verify if phil ever went out with Leanna to the bars? I remember Leanna began to go out with her work friends and honestly that could be the only chance.

However, I feel that the motivation of that didint happen would be Phil being self aware he's like 30 years older than her.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOink]

I was thinking that we're coming up on 5 years in the Wakhando aka Phil's 5th anniversary as a shut in, what was the last video he put up that included other human beings besides Kat/Leanna? His parents came to visit in 2015 I think, but other then that you could probably pinpoint the last time Phil interacted with a friend.

Can anyone verify if phil ever went out with Leanna to the bars? I remember Leanna began to go out with her work friends and honestly that could be the only chance.

However, I feel that the motivation of that didint happen would be Phil being self aware he's like 30 years older than her.
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Of course he didn’t, and if he did, it was only a handful of times. And he didn’t enjoy it, but we all know he didn’t.

 

[WuFanMan]

I know I'm not broaching on something so thought provoking and super intellectual but thinking about the Leanna/phil dynamic in relation with money

Phil wouldnt go out with Leanna because of money, he wouldnt go with her to the wedding (why she was barred from going alone I forgot) because of needing to play Fallout

In 2016 he could not do shit because of money. At that point the only financial woes he had was the condo which is a factor to have always considered.

With the 7 million things going wrong, you would think the standard of living would've changed. I know he's a liar and rate me with autism if necessary, but through following him the only sacrifices I ever see him make is what digital streaming services he uses.

 

[samovski]

I know I'm not broaching on something so thought provoking and super intellectual but thinking about the Leanna/phil dynamic in relation with money

Phil wouldnt go out with Leanna because of money, he wouldnt go with her to the wedding (why she was barred from going alone I forgot) because of needing to play Fallout

In 2016 he could not do shit because of money. At that point the only financial woes he had was the condo which is a factor to have always considered.

With the 7 million things going wrong, you would think the standard of living would've changed. I know he's a liar and rate me with autism if necessary, but through following him the only sacrifices I ever see him make is what digital streaming services he uses.

Did he ban Panda from going to the wedding solo? I thought she went on her own. I think that though was the beginning of the end for her and him. She was growing up emotionally and him acting like he does drove her away. I hate cheaters, but if Panda was getting what every person deserves off someone else who can blame her.

But if he did ban her that's a big yikes, sounds like fear that he knew without him there he knew she could and probably would've met someone who'd treat her right. Or maybe he didn't want her round her family, they probably would've tried to keep her.

 

[WuFanMan]

Did he ban Panda from going to the wedding solo? I thought she went on her own. I think that though was the beginning of the end for her and him. She was growing up emotionally and him acting like he does drove her away. I hate cheaters, but if Panda was getting what every person deserves off someone else who can blame her.

But if he did ban her that's a big yikes, sounds like fear that he knew without him there he knew she could and probably would've met someone who'd treat her right. Or maybe he didn't want her round her family, they probably would've tried to keep her.

Although not ban, I'm fairly certain that she didn't go to her brothers wedding. And he gave his reasons why he wouldn't go so it follows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqOpsrU_I9c I'm going to look at this right now for a refresher course

 

[JamFlowMan]

Can anyone verify if phil ever went out with Leanna to the bars? I remember Leanna began to go out with her work friends and honestly that could be the only chance.

However, I feel that the motivation of that didint happen would be Phil being self aware he's like 30 years older than her.

Didn't she have friends over once and he spent the night hiding in his playroom? I wonder if that happened more then once? Did Phil "put his foot down" after the first time or more likely did Phil being a baby made the night so awkward Leanna was embarrassed and never wanted to go through that again? If that is how he acted in the comfort of his own home I can't imagine he would leave it to hang out with her friends.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOink]

I know I'm not broaching on something so thought provoking and super intellectual but thinking about the Leanna/phil dynamic in relation with money

Phil wouldnt go out with Leanna because of money, he wouldnt go with her to the wedding (why she was barred from going alone I forgot) because of needing to play Fallout

In 2016 he could not do shit because of money. At that point the only financial woes he had was the condo which is a factor to have always considered.

With the 7 million things going wrong, you would think the standard of living would've changed. I know he's a liar and rate me with autism if necessary, but through following him the only sacrifices I ever see him make is what digital streaming services he uses.

Could be attributed to the fact that he’s apparently been paying bills on credit cards. Whatever his apparent money/bill issues are he’s doing whatever he can to prolong the inevetable

 

[Salubrious]

This isn't a new topic, but I was browsing through Fiverr today, and it struck me again just how little DSP gives a fuck about his own business.

I know DSP has said in the past that he's a raw authentic gamer and he does raw authentic gameplay, and even if I granted him that he's too busy (he's not) or it's too hard (maybe a legit reason) for him to have daily 10-15 minute recaps, he can't pay some kid on Fiverr $50/day to do the recap for him?

"I don't have money to do it", "I don't have money to do it", "I don't have money to do it", "I don't have money to do it", "I don't have money to do it", "I don't have money to do it", "I don't have money to do it", "I don't have money to do it".

It's just fascinating how little DSP gives a fuck about his own business. He is unwilling to spend $50 even if it might get him $100. Or at the minimum, give him some more views/subs and a chance to grow his channel.

He really expects people to watch his 6 hours of gameplay every day to keep up with him. He could still upload 1 four-hour video (main stream), 1 two-hour video (chill stream), and 2 recaps every day. Yes, the recaps will probably be a couple days behind, but so what? Maybe some people will watch his recaps, which wouldn't have all his toxicity in it. Heck, maybe the recaps can drive some people to his twitch channel.

Then again, this is the same guy that refuses to do DSP Tries It anymore because it would cost him $20 to eat dinner and he would only get $5 back. Goodness forbid he actually do something for his audience. Or even create a loss-leader that could grow his Youtube channel. Nope, he wouldn't immediately be refunded all the money he spent on his own dinner, so fuck all his fans that want to see him do it.

 

[NoMoreFarLeft]

I’ve been watching some old DSP content and I’ve noticed that whenever he starts complaining about detractors and lists off all the “lies and slander” he’s faced, DSP lists off how everyone called him a pedophile. Is there a story to that other than people calling him creepy for being with Panda!ee when she was like 17? Or is it all made up to make haters look bad and get sympathy?

It was the Panda situation. People went hard on him because the timing of his starting to date/court was sketchy. Still is but he strawmans any legitimate complaints against. Phil we know you don't fuck eight year olds but you did groom a 17 year old girl as a man damn near 30.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

I can't wait for his birthday stream. I wonder if its hit him yet that he's become the streamer equivalent of a broken down used car lot. Dave is like the shitty car salesman from Matilda.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I can't wait for his birthday stream. I wonder if its hit him yet that he's become the streamer equivalent of a broken down used car lot. Dave is like the shitty car salesman from Matilda.

Fitting since if Phil makes it past 50 he'll evolve into Frank Reynolds.

 

[WuFanMan]

This isn't a new topic, but I was browsing through Fiverr today, and it struck me again just how little DSP gives a fuck about his own business.

Well there's where you went wrong friend, Dave doesn't own a business he's said it numerous times, strangely after tax issues become a problem funnily enough

 

[der rademacher]

I can't wait for his birthday stream. I wonder if its hit him yet that he's become the streamer equivalent of a broken down used car lot. Dave is like the shitty car salesman from Matilda.

He is much too self centered for such rational thinking imo. Only think hitting is him hitting the gin.

 

[harbinger]

Well there's where you went wrong friend, Dave doesn't own a business he's said it numerous times, strangely after tax issues become a problem funnily enough

No, he’s back to calling it a business. After 7 or 8 years of calling it a business, he said it’s not a business and he never called it a business after the state of Washington caught wind of him and realized he owed them years of back taxes. Phil actually thought if he claimed it wasn’t a business and never called it a business, WA would see the error of their ways and leave him be. I guess. I don’t know what the fuck Waddles is thinking half the time.