Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[AbraCadaver]

It wasn't even during one if his trips to Nevada, it was during an illegal hooker "date" in SLC. Which involved him throwing a fit afterwards because all he could afford was a lapdance striptease when he wanted sex with kissing.

He is so fucking exceptional to spend half his money on a pretend date and then throw an autistic fit because he doesn’t have enough left over for sex. Like how do you muck up paying someone for sex, it seems so straightforward... unless you’re Russ and are determined to make it a “date.”

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Russ is back on Facebook. Looks like whoever predicted a week long ban may have been correct
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He really should have used the toupee pic.

He also updated his description to promote his upcoming hit single. No more "just a brilliant mind, in a beautifully deformed body, trying to change the world"

...is that a goof? The "professional" part? I can't get over how every single thing in that photo is fucked up. Beard, hair, face (obviously), pimple on forehead, crooked glasses(?), suit jacket stained, wrinkled and ill-fitting, tie not properly knotted... I'm betting his shirt doesn't fit either but at least we can't see it.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

tie not properly knotted...

Lol if thats not a wornout clipon or zipup tie, you know either someone had to tie it for him or its just coming undone from the one time he successfully managed to get it almost right

Edit: I just looked at it again and he almost managed to tie that poor thing backwards

 

[The Great Citracett]

He is so fucking exceptional to spend half his money on a pretend date and then throw an autistic fit because he doesn’t have enough left over for sex. Like how do you muck up paying someone for sex, it seems so straightforward... unless you’re Russ and are determined to make it a “date.”

That was the time he blew up on Facebook about how he was "robbed" and his friend got him to elaborate and it turned out she had a big nose and he found that so unattractive, like a total dealbreaker. Then she ordered a more expensive meal than he had wanted to pay for, including wine.

Next they went back to her apartment where she did a "weird dance" on him (and smoked weed I think) and he just could not get it up because she was just so unattractive that he left.

And then posted all about it on Facebook because of course he did.

His description of the experience:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russell-greer-officialinstaofrussellgreer.30488/post-2780374

 

[Miss Misery]

Everything involving Russ and sex makes me want to take a Silkwood shower.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Everything involving Russ and sex makes me want to take a Silkwood shower.

I wish he’d take one.

 

[Walking Clock]

As to Russ once wearing a suit to work his janitorial shift, I remember the 90s sitcom Wings (set in an airport) had one of its B-plots be the exact same thing. Lowell, the weird/stupid airplane mechanic had bought himself a suit and begun wearing it all the time, including while on duty fixing airplanes. Naturally, it gets more and more fucked up, but Lowell keeps on thinking he looks dapper, because well, it's a suit. So Russ in real life actually lives out the plotlines of resident idiots on sitcoms. However, in defense of Lowell, he was a very good mechanic, unlike Russ, who's both a failed paralegal and janitor.

 

[The Dude]

I don't think Russ wearing his cheap suit to work as a janitor is as big a deal as you're all making it out to be. Russ' old boss said he was horrible at his job, lazy, and spent much of his shift in close proximity to female coworkers, so I doubt he works up much of a sweat doing his job. Unless is sweat from being a horny, overly excited creep. And looking at him, he's always grody looking, so he probably just always smells rank.

Russ is back on Facebook. Looks like whoever predicted a week long ban may have been correct
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He really should have used the toupee pic.

He also updated his description to promote his upcoming hit single. No more "just a brilliant mind, in a beautifully deformed body, trying to change the world"

"Just wanted to look professional."

Well you failed, little buddy. You fucking failed.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I don't even want to know.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I wish he’d take one.

I'm sure he washes so infrequently it WOULD take one of those radiation decon showers complete with wire brushes to remove the built up dead skin layers holding the stank in on his body.

 

[The Dude]

I'm sure he washes so infrequently it WOULD take one of those radiation decon showers complete with wire brushes to remove the built up dead skin layers holding the stank in on his body.

Russ looks like he has enough oil and grease in his hair and on his body to fully lube a 1961 Lincoln Continental.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Russ looks like he has enough oil and grease in his hair and on his body to fully lube a 1961 Lincoln Continental.

If you set fire to his pillow it would burn for days.

 

[TheGuyFromUtah]

"I was willing to kiss anything because I was so lonely"

 

[AbraCadaver]

"I was willing to kiss anything because I was so lonely"

Again I say, forever and ever, he is THE COOLEST GUY.

Why aren’t these instathots SEEING that??

 

[Damaged Goods]

I know it's been brought up before but have we determined how exactly Russ can be kissed? You can't really kiss someone whose lips are perpetually agape and unmoving, can you? All that can be done is to let Russ molest your tongue with his tongue I suppose, but that's not really kissing ??

 

[DrJonesHat]

You know, when you think about it, Russ sounds EXACTLY like a domestic abuser who got popped for battery. He blames Taylor Swift for the mess that his life has become, when everything that happened is because of HIS reaction to being told "no", which was the only answer possible. He sued, of his own free will, which made him a laughingstock. He harassed Taylor's family and got labelled "invasive and troubling" by their lawyer because of that harassment. It's like a guy who beats his wife and gets arrested and has a record saying "well, she pissed me off so I hit her and she called the cops and got me arrested and now my life is ruined and it's all her fault!" It's the same thing, only he didn't hit anyone (yet).

 

[ProgKing of the North]

Personally I think TayTay could kick his ass

 

[Bridgeburner]

I know it's been brought up before but have we determined how exactly Russ can be kissed? You can't really kiss someone whose lips are perpetually agape and unmoving, can you? All that can be done is to let Russ molest your tongue with his tongue I suppose, but that's not really kissing ??

Well, according to him, despite his face being paralyzed he's the best kisser there is. Does anyone have a screencap of that? I can't remember where it's from.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Well, according to him, despite his face being paralyzed he's the best kisser there is.

Of course he is. All you have to do is kiss him "in a way that helps with [his] disability". Whatever that means.

 

[lamp shade]

Well, according to him, despite his face being paralyzed he's the best kisser there is. Does anyone have a screencap of that? I can't remember where it's from.

It was in his book about suing Taylor Swift.

He’s definitely just lying about kissing anyone. In the wise words of Sriracha, “I imagine kissing Russell would be like kissing two very large noodles.”

And the wise words of Papa Rackets, “She’d be kissing his teeth!”