Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Muttnik]

The chin makes it impossible. Sorry bro. I really am. But it's just not happening.

 

[rabo]

We pretty much need "Anime avatar" on the Bingo card too!

 

[Dr. Sexbot]

I was thinking of making it for these long posts which talk about being trans rather than pictures of the person in question. So far I'm thinking:

• MtF
• """Girlfriend"""
• "Mommy/daddy will take care of it"
• Suicide Baiting
• Directly warns against something as "moral"
• Agonizing pain
• Regretful
• Mentions urination/defecation
• Body Horror (does not include dilation)
• Dilation
• States an excessively expensive price
• Humble-brags about "passing"
• Complains about "discrimination"
• Multiple follow-up procedures
• Blames anyone other than self
• Doesn't Pass (FREE SPACE)
• Wasn't unsure until after things went wrong
• "I THOUGHT I WAS DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT"
• Necrosis/Proud Flesh/Lesions/Fistulas
• Horrible stench
• "My life sucks"
• Post-pubescent before transitioning
• Blood/Bleeding
• Flew out of state/country for procedure
• Mentions doctor by name

A bingo card has 25 spaces, I believe, so there's plenty of room for ideas.

Great so far. Don't forget "disabled" or TWOC.

 

[dingle]

Great so far. Don't forget "disabled"* or TWOC.**

*has depression/anxiety
**is white

 

[0 0]

Here's the Transgender Reddit Post Bingo card generator.

MtF, """Girlfriend""", "Mommy/daddy will take care of it", Suicidal, Directly warns against something obvious, Agonizing pain, Regretful, Mentions urination/defecation, Body Horror (does not include dilation), Dilation, States an excessively expensive price, Humble-brags about "passing", Complains about "discrimination", Multiple follow-up procedures, Blames anyone other than self, Wasn't unsure until after things went wrong, "I THOUGHT I WAS DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT", Necrosis, Proud Flesh, Lesions, or Fistulas, Horrible stench, "My life sucks", Post-pubescent before transitioning, Blood/Bleeding, Flew out of state/country for procedure, Mentions doctor by name, Doesn't blame self, "Disabled" (includes mental disorders), Anime/feminine username, Comments missing, disabled, or patronizing, Mentions "no sensation" or "depth", Includes pictures, Still encourages SRS after bad experience

Spoiler: Five premade cards for your immediate use:

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

Also he's on huge doses of mood stabilizers and refuses to hear anyone telling him they might be related to the fatigue

I find it interesting that they consistently refused to answer when asked if all their meds were coming from the same doctor, then quickly in the next post pretended to be on less medication, all the while mentioning previously that they'd seen multiple psychiatrists and that they were "cleared" by them.
Obviously you're not going to get helpful answers when you don't admit to doctor shopping for enough happy pills to knock out an elephant.

 

[Elftor]

Why don’t these freaks get surgery in the USA? If insurance covers it, why are they flying to Thailand to get obviously substandard care?

 

[dingle]

Why don’t these freaks get surgery in the USA? If insurance covers it, why are they flying to Thailand to get obviously substandard care?

yeah I bet Thai doctors have basically zero experience with gender reassignment surgery lmao

 

[Positron]

Hon is what the troons on 4chan call particularly manish, usually older and AGP, troons. I think the reason behind this is because on some really old tranny site (I think it was Susan's Place) they keep calling eachother "hon". They'd apparently have threads where some poor old guy would ask if he passes and they'd all say "you look great, hon" despite the fact it was obviously untrue.

So that's why Rhys McKinnon keeps calling people who cross him "Hon". He must have been honned to extinction in the cattier tranny boards.

 

[AnOminous]

Why don’t these freaks get surgery in the USA? If insurance covers it, why are they flying to Thailand to get obviously substandard care?

Some of the Thai doctors are the most well regarded in the field and have the most experience. When Suporn announced he was retiring it was like Jesus leaving the planet to the troons.

 

[Eryngium]

Why do so many trannies have anime avatars, don't they see anime as oppressive or something?

 

[Tiny Clever Commander]

Why do so many trannies have anime avatars, don't they see anime as oppressive or something?

Where do you think they got the idea to become 15 year old lesbians from?

 

[QWXXP Surprise!]

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This is genuinely the most anger-inducing thing I've seen on this thread. I at first wanted this to be a troll, but given that it's not a comment that was downvoted to hell, and the responses seem positive, and the fact that every MtF troon who does this early midlife crisis shit is a selfish dumpster fire, this is not surprising.

That poor woman and her child. I'd be divorcing yesterday if this shit happened to me.

 

[0 0]

Using this and my Bingo generator:

Spoiler

I got a quadruple Bingo:

Could've gone for septuple if he only mentioned how having an anal fistula and septic seepage probably stank to high heaven.

But that's not really fair since that post inspired this Bingo card to begin with. So let's try this card...

...With an older post...

TReddit discusses their botched dick inversions
Archive tho the thread is developing

Ancient horror show

“The term for cis women is vaginismus”

Lmao no buddy, vaginal muscles contracting are not the same thing as scar tissue covering your inside out dick

Looks like it works, since I get another Bingo. I almost got a double/triple bingo, but he kept hiding how he clearly would be excessively bleeding, seemed to pay for it all himself, and--despite having an emotional breakdown because he couldn't insert a finger through his scar tissue--never mentioned feeling suicidal.

Still, two for two is a really great result. This must be good for the original posters of these, too, since they now have somebody paying active attention to their body horror stories with interest. Just not the way they intended.

 

[QWXXP Surprise!]

I like that he says "We're all used to 'Happily Ever After' SRS stories!" like nigga I have never heard a happy SRS story- ever.

 

[griefsquirrel]

Wait - you tell me that tearing a huge hole into the area where a man's junk used to be and not even letting it heal often carries severe complications? Well, that's just weird.

E: "first, to do no harm" was apparently not such a bad idea after all. "given an existing problem, it may be better not to do something, or even to do nothing, than to risk causing more harm than good." - is something every medical student learns. Apparently it makes sense after all.

 

[Tiny Clever Commander]

This is genuinely the most anger-inducing thing I've seen on this thread. I at first wanted this to be a troll, but given that it's not a comment that was downvoted to hell, and the responses seem positive, and the fact that every MtF troon who does this early midlife crisis shit is a selfish dumpster fire, this is not surprising.

That poor woman and her child. I'd be divorcing yesterday if this shit happened to me.

Narcissists only care about living out their "YAAASS GURL" fantasies. Who cares about their wife and kids? They're bigoted transmisogynists.
Trooning out is the go-to excuse to be a complete narcissistic dipshit.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I like that he says "We're all used to 'Happily Ever After' SRS stories!" like nigga I have never heard a happy SRS story- ever.

Even if there are happily ever after stories - their stink ditch is still a gunk and shit bacteria infested hellhole because it's a wound drilled into a mans crotch, unable to clean itself. It's still horribly multilated male genitals.

The butchered man might be happy that his dick & balls are gone but it doesn't change the fact that he has a nightmare between his legs.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Some of the Thai doctors are the most well regarded in the field and have the most experience. When Suporn announced he was retiring it was like Jesus leaving the planet to the troons.

Suporn was considered God because he made (not even kidding) the deepest neovaginas. He could pretty regularly hit seven inches when doctors in the US struggle with going past five. Troons, much like true and honest women, are obsessed with having the deepest vagina possible.

And whatever the hell he was doing to create cavernous mancaves is going to the grave with him because he never trained anyone. You can tell that SRS is cosmetic surgery and not medically necessary surgery because the SRS surgeons do this weird secret-keeping shit for marketing purposes just like cosmetic surgeons. You go to Cleveland Clinic for cardiac surgery because they've attracted the top talent in the world, not because they developed novel techniques they're not sharing with any other cardiac surgeons.

 

[Крыса]

Hopefully someday a young and ambitious surgeon will go on a quest to learn the Ancient Arcane Technique of the Cavernous Vagina from Master Suporn, which will lead him to a secret Troonastery hidden in the mountains of Thailand. This'll make a wonderful woke anime