DSP: "I have to visit CT and see sick parents in 2019" - most dramatic event of all of 2019 so far

[Mr.PiggyOinkOink]

I'd love to be the one sitting that house. It's probably been luxuriously refurnished to the moon and back, since Kat arrived. Remember when he took Kat to IKEA just cause, "she had never experienced it"?? Bull, fucking, shit. Between that plus the convenient, "NO MORE HOUSE TOURS" announcement it's pretty obvious they got some pretty neat stuff downstairs. Makes sense that he's mobilized and armed his neighbors to the teeth to defend his castle. The recent tweet overemphasizing his security basically confirms it too.

I was more specifically referring to the stench of his “office” as the pigpen, I’d just refer to the whole house as the gout palace.

But you are right, I’m sure the main area is lookin nice, but whatever’s been lingering in the pigpen has surely seeped through every crack in that place.

 

[BallBuster]

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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1113512437121146880
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Let’s play “How Many Lies!”

“I’m being told...” LIE: we all know you come here daily and have he reading comprehension of an autistic 3rd grader.

“ are publically planning to break into my house.” LIE: Why the fuck would we PUBLICALLY plan a fucking felony first of all, and why would we waste our time doing that to you? Sod off!

“Despite having an alarm system.” Potential LIE unless he has shown off an alarm panel in previous videos.

“Cameras.” LIE. This fucker can’t even eat a cup of noodles right, he expects us to believe he can set up security cameras and a DVR?

“Someone watching the house daily.” LIE: you don’t have any friends or family in your area. This is public knowledge. Plus you won’t let anyone in your house.

“And neighbors.” LIE: you avoid social interaction with literally all humans. No way your neighbors are helping the sped who yells at a tv screen all day.

At least 5 lies with the potential of 6 in a single fucking tweet.

 

[KangarooPissSpray]

Let’s play “How Many Lies!”

“I’m being told...” LIE: we all know you come here daily and have he reading comprehension of an autistic 3rd grader.

“ are publically planning to break into my house.” LIE: Why the fuck would we PUBLICALLY plan a fucking felony first of all, and why would we waste our time doing that to you? Sod off!

“Despite having an alarm system.” Potential LIE unless he has shown off an alarm panel in previous videos.

“Cameras.” LIE. This fucker can’t even eat a cup of noodles right, he expects us to believe he can set up security cameras and a DVR?

“Someone watching the house daily.” LIE: you don’t have any friends or family in your area. This is public knowledge. Plus you won’t let anyone in your house.

“And neighbors.” LIE: you avoid social interaction with literally all humans. No way your neighbors are helping the sped who yells at a tv screen all day.

At least 5 lies with the potential of 6 in a single fucking tweet.

The house does have an alarm I saw the control pad in one of the House your videos. The chances of him paying for alarm monitoring? I’d say zero tbh.

Edit:
Also the house doesn’t have cameras he said the community did, they might have a camera or two at the main entry and some common areas like the mailboxes but no way the entire community is covered.

Edit 3:

New House Walkthrough Tour: August 2014 pt1 - Front Hallway

After living in Washington state for 2 months, I've gotten many requests to see the new home now that we've set it up and furnished it. This is a FULL walkth...

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[Royalty Free Fish Food]

Do you think he left the emergency axes with the housesitter, to better defend his castle from invaders?

 

[BallBuster]

The house does have an alarm I saw the control pad in one of the House your videos. The chances of him paying for alarm monitoring? I’d say zero tbh.

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Cameras at the front gate don’t count. Still a lie. As for the alarm system you are right, so that is still a potential lie. This fucker probably has a deactivated alarm and just sticks a “Sloman Shield” sign on his front lawn area to scare away mean detractors.

 

[Near]

Aw shit, the Kiwifarms entry team got compromised. Oh no!

 

[Pargon]

All these masterwork intrusion plans have me wondering: what's the over/under on Phil's characteristic shortsightedness extending to his insurance situation? Has he talked about it at all? Does he have any theft and loss protection on top of all of those layers of deterrence?

It's curious to me that amidst all his chest-thumping that he hasn't thrown the gauntlet of "go ahead and steal my stuff! The payout I'll get will replace it all and I'll take Kat out with the rest!"

(inb4 he says exactly that next stream because he reads here every day)

 

[VibRibbon]

How often do you assume his parents watch his streams? I mean, if they miss him THAT much, wouldn't that be an easy way to see him? They have to check-in every once in a while and know how shitty he is.

Wouldn't be surprised if both of his parents are detractors. Fuck, with how absolutely fucking insane his life is, I wouldn't be surprised if Tevin turned out to be his mom...

 

[bearsintrees]

The two gates into his road are easily searchable on google maps, and neither one of them appears to have a single camera mounted anywhere. There's also absolutely no "security guard" shack or whatever he likes to call them in sight, so who's gonna be watching those cameras, exactly?

Basically here's his "I talked to the neighbors" and "someone will be constantly checking on the house" security system for when he's gone. An optimistic sign.

 

[Haunter]

O/ Hey, guys. @Raven'sChild has made a thread for the vacant Wakhando hypotheticals + Phil's reaction to them, so the conversation can continue there ?

 

[ZehnBoat]

Wouldn't be surprised if both of his parents are detractors. Fuck, with how absolutely fucking insane his life is, I wouldn't be surprised if Tevin turned out to be his mom...

oh phillip, your nice friend tevin showed up
he told us all about how you two collaborate and entertain.. what is it.. the youtoobs? i'm so glad you have a friend in washington!

 

[KangarooPissSpray]

Bets on how many duty free shop baby bottles of gin Dave will buy for each grueling flight? Or will he go the even dumber route and bye mixed drinks on the flight?

 

[Sparkletor]

Phil's dad, Dave Burnell, worked at the helicopter place for over 20 years. He started as a guy who worked there running the machines to make parts and worked his way up to a pretty nice supervisor position. When the company downsized Dave was unemployed for over a year and cashed in his retirement to get by since his wife doesn't work. He managed to find a new job at a place that makes janitorial supplies. Dave has a bad back too.

Now imagine if you were Dave and you had to listen to Phil talk about how hard he works and how life is so unfair and by the way can I get $17,000 because I didn't pay taxes last year even though I made $100,000 playing video games.

 

[TheTriggerin']

Phil's dad, Dave Burnell, worked at the helicopter place for over 20 years. He started as a guy who worked there running the machines to make parts and worked his way up to a pretty nice supervisor position. When the company downsized Dave was unemployed for over a year and cashed in his retirement to get by since his wife doesn't work. He managed to find a new job at a place that makes janitorial supplies. Dave has a bad back too.

Now imagine if you were Dave and you had to listen to Phil talk about how hard he works and how life is so unfair and by the way can I get $17,000 because I didn't pay taxes last year even though I made $100,000 playing video games.

I don't feel sorry for his cunt of a dad. He could have disciplined the little cunt when he was born, or drowned him. Either one, would have been dandy.

 

[Raven'sChild]

I don't feel sorry for his cunt of a dad. He could have disciplined the little cunt when he was born, or drowned him. Either one, would have been dandy.

Only son of your wife who is almost ten years your senior, I imagine he was thrilled to have been given an child before she hit menopause. Making little Phil, Daddies little Prince who could do no wrong.

 

[Stationary aszs]

since we know dark doesn’t know a single person in the fucking state he lives in

Man I knew he didn't have friends, but that never really sunk in until you said it.

 

[Salubrious]

"There's no reason to go to the condo because it's completely empty. Why would he go visit an empty house?" - DSP today.

He's been there and done that.

Apparently he doesn't see the point in visiting a place he's paying nearly $15K+/year for.

Edit: DSP can't rent the CT condo because no reputable property management company will touch it and anyone he rents it to will probably destroy it since it's in such a shitty crime-filled area and DSP will be on the hook for those repairs.

 

[BallBuster]

"There's no reason to go to the condo because it's completely empty. Why would he go visit an empty house?" - DSP today.

He's been there and done that.

Apparently he doesn't see the point in visiting a place he's paying nearly $15K+/year for.

Edit: DSP can't rent the CT condo because no reputable property management company will touch it and anyone he rents it to will probably destroy it since it's in such a shitty crime-filled area and DSP will be on the hook for those repairs.

Oh yea because Seattle and Renton are sooooooo safe and clean and happy places. https://youtu.be/bpAi70WWBlw

 

[Hungrymandinner]

Edit: DSP can't rent the CT condo because no reputable property management company will touch it and anyone he rents it to will probably destroy it since it's in such a shitty crime-filled area and DSP will be on the hook for those repairs.

If he ever does rent it we should do a gofundme to help place a meth family in it.

 

[WuFanMan]

I could've sworn that one of the million reasons he "cant move back" was that it's more dangerous right?!?!