Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Whatthefuck]

Personally I think TayTay could kick his ass

In fairness any middle schooler could kick his ass.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

In fairness any middle schooler could kick his ass.

His twin sister probably kicked his ass all the time in the womb.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Personally I think TayTay could kick his ass

This is not a high bar. Chantal could kick his creepy hunchback ass. He’s a scrawny chested potbelly skinnyfat with no coordination. You know his fighting style is “Kermit slap-flail while sniveling and then awkwardly run away to hide.”

 

[The Great Citracett]

Taylor's 5'10"

Russ is like 5'2"

 

[The Dude]

"I was willing to kiss anything because I was so lonely"

Russ could have saved humanity a collective migraine (especially women) if he had decided to go kiss the exhaust pipe of a running car, but then we wouldn't have his goofy dingus self to laugh at.

I know it's been brought up before but have we determined how exactly Russ can be kissed? You can't really kiss someone whose lips are perpetually agape and unmoving, can you? All that can be done is to let Russ molest your tongue with his tongue I suppose, but that's not really kissing ??

Maybe the prostitute pinched his lips together like a little kid making a fishy face and then just kinda sucked on them? I'm sure it's not the most degrading thing a John has asked her to do.

 

[CWCissey]

Russ could have saved humanity a collective migraine (especially women) if he had decided to go kiss the exhaust pipe of a running car,

Now that's how you kiss in a way that helps his disability.

 

[AnOminous]

I know it's been brought up before but have we determined how exactly Russ can be kissed? You can't really kiss someone whose lips are perpetually agape and unmoving, can you? All that can be done is to let Russ molest your tongue with his tongue I suppose, but that's not really kissing ??

It would be like kissing a frog except instead of turning into a prince he turns into a rapist.

 

[Cilleystring]

He did say one time he was gonna kick a 10 year olds ass for laughing at him on Facebook. I dont think he would win that battle either

 

[DrJonesHat]

My 74-year-old uncle with Alzheimer's could kick his ass. Shit, my uncle got involved in a love triangle at the nursing home which is way more than Russ ever has and my uncle can't even remember what year it is.

 

[Barbarella]

I thought prostitutes didn’t kiss. The idea of kissing Russ, being that close to his eyes, nose, hair, beard and drool is almost worse than anything else he’d want to do.

Those women have my admiration-they have much stronger stomachs than me. Do they give Zofran before men like Russ come in? Heroin? I’m a bit nauseated just thinking about it.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

I thought prostitutes didn’t kiss. The idea of kissing Russ, being that close to his eyes, nose, hair, beard and drool is almost worse than anything else he’d want to do.

Those women have my admiration-they have much stronger stomachs than me. Do they give Zofran before men like Russ come in? Heroin? I’m a bit nauseated just thinking about it.

They indeed do not kiss. And they usually do not allow tittyplay either, only some do when you pay extra. I guess, I only heard about it and stuff.

Some ho's will offer the girlfriend experience. This is where you get to play with titties, kiss em, like an actual girlfriend. Except you pay and fuck off at the end. This will at least double if not triple the fee though, often a whole lot more than even that.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

And they usually do not allow tittyplay either, only some do when you pay extra. I guess, I only heard about it and stuff.

I have never visited a prozzie but I think that the chance of them not allowing you to play with their boobs is pretty slim to none. Kissing makes more sense since you're exposed to mouth germs, bad breath, drool, common cold/flu/etc., but just getting hands on tits seems like it would be pretty standard expectation with a hooker.

 

[XxxwernxxX]

They indeed do not kiss. And they usually do not allow tittyplay either, only some do when you pay extra. I guess, I only heard about it and stuff.

Some ho's will offer the girlfriend experience. This is where you get to play with titties, kiss em, like an actual girlfriend. Except you pay and fuck off at the end. This will at least double if not triple the fee though, often a whole lot more than even that.

I get the no kissing thing, but do a lot of them forbid touching the bobs? Why would anyone pay for sex without that? On the other hand I've never paid for sex, so I guess it might be a weird prostitute etiquette.

 

[wateryketchup]

I get the no kissing thing, but do a lot of them forbid touching the bobs? Why would anyone pay for sex without that? On the other hand I've never paid for sex, so I guess it might be a weird prostitute etiquette.

my guess is they don't want some crusty mouthbreather jostlin em around too hard and popping the implants

 

[Toasty]

My guess is that many inexperienced guys don't know how to treat a pair of tits and want to pretend they are in a porno and you can imagine the insensitive fumbling that comes next. And speaking as a female in this thread, sensitivity changes at different times can make this super obnoxious with an inattentive partner.

 

[cogsworth]

Asked a hooker I know. Apparently they also don't like fingering or really any attempt by the guys paying to give them an orgasm.

It's basically a "don't waste time trying to make me cum, it's not something I want from you" kind of thing, and tits being erogenous zones is part of that.

 

[GloriousScarf]

Now on over 100 platforms. I hope this isn't a misrepresentation

 

[theshep]

Now on over 100 platforms. I hope this isn't a misrepresentation

You forgot to include the most important one.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Some sex workers kiss, some don't, it varies by the person, and what the guy is willing to pay for. I would hope any escort kissing Russ required triple hazard pay and made him gargle with Listerine before the ordeal, then after he leaves, she probably goes through a bottle of it herself.

I wonder what his reaction to his song flopping will be. Obviously, he's expecting someone famous to hear the song, exclaim "that bitch, how dare she not acknowledge the world's greatest songwriter" and immediately rush to get Russ nationwide airplay and get him the best lawyer in the business to make Taylor pay for the sin of...not knowing who this chucklefuck is. When this does not happen, we know he won't conclude his whole quest is bullshit, so what will his excuse be? My money will be that Taylor used her influence to prevent the song from taking off, with a dash of DISCRIMINATION!

 

[lamp shade]

Some sex workers kiss, some don't, it varies by the person, and what the guy is willing to pay for. I would hope any escort kissing Russ required triple hazard pay and made him gargle with Listerine before the ordeal, then after he leaves, she probably goes through a bottle of it herself.

I wonder what his reaction to his song flopping will be. Obviously, he's expecting someone famous to hear the song, exclaim "that bitch, how dare she not acknowledge the world's greatest songwriter" and immediately rush to get Russ nationwide airplay and get him the best lawyer in the business to make Taylor pay for the sin of...not knowing who this chucklefuck is. When this does not happen, we know he won't conclude his whole quest is bullshit, so what will his excuse be? My money will be that Taylor used her influence to prevent the song from taking off, with a dash of DISCRIMINATION!

My vote is the old “they twisted my plights,” referring to anyone who doesn’t praise his nightmare of a song. Then he will blame the trolls for tarnishing his reputation, which is the only reason the song isn’t #1 on iTunes.