BIRTHDAY WEEK #2 + "BIG BIRTHDAY BASH" - Not just a mechanic in Say-kee-row

How much will Phil set his tip goal at?

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bearsintrees said:
Well, fuck this. If he doesn't get the $5k today he's gonna be underwater all year and he might have to sell his house at the end of the year.

So he says. There's no end to this scum fuck's bottomless money pit.
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Raven'sChild said:
One hour left in the 12hrs. $1,197.16 raised and D$P says...he"might have to sell his house AT THE END OF THE YEAR "..if he doesn't get the $5k...and fees and stuff are a problem.
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I'd like to request that people go ahead and start finding instances of Phil's story changing. I distinctly recall him saying something like "If I don't get $5k before I leave on my trip, I'll have to start preparing to sell the house when we get back". If you can find him talking about the consequences of not hitting his goal, please PM it to me. Thanks.
 
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I'd like to request that people go ahead and start finding instances of Phil's story changing. I distinctly recall him saying something like "If I don't get $5k before I leave on my trip, I'll have to start preparing to sell the house when we get back". If you can find him talking about the consequences of not hitting his goal, please PM it to me. Thanks.
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Dropping the quote you're probably thinking of from an unknown clipper.
https://twitter.com/DARKAVENG3RS/status/1106309460308312065
 
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bearsintrees said:
Dropping the quote you're probably thinking of from an unknown clipper.
https://twitter.com/DARKAVENG3RS/status/1106309460308312065
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Some "Burglar" is going to break into his house and steal those figurines he's been trying to sell for years. Then his gonna beg the kiddies to help him recoup his losses, "This is an emergency, I was gonna sell those for a lot of money dood." Then reference the guy who was trolling DSP for months with the figures, he tried to guilt him into giving him 1000s of dollars too.
 
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D$P receiving LOTS of cheers during his Blackout stream. Unfortunately, a large number of them are pointedly derailing his narrative. Blobfish Dave is not pleased. He is "getting a head ache" and is going to stop playing.

Edit: *insert big yawn( He getting Very tired nowand thinks it's time tostop gameplay.)
 
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The Big Birthday Begging Bash Marathon's goal of SMASHING THE TAXES is clearly not going to happen.
The patchy beard grifter, Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell, is once again shifting the goal posts.

[2019-04-05 21:20:44 PDT] dope_soap_: cheer200 so did we raise enough to save the house phil ??

Uhhh.
WE, we certainly didn't raise enough for me to be, to be- SAFE!
Let's put it that way!
Like, I don't know what's going to happen.
With the amount that I have saved already, PLUS what WE'VE raised today, I'm going to go to my Tax Guy and say,
'Here's what I've raised. What do you suggest? Do you suggest I put this towards THIS YEAR'S TAXES? Do I put it towards the BACK TAXES I DIDN'T PAY LAST YEAR? Is this enough to qualify me for a payment plan?'
Because, you know, I was basing my goal today off of what I needed to, basically, be A HUNDRED PERCENT FINE!
Meaning: NO. THE TAXES WOULDN'T BE PAID.
But, it would qualify me for the payment plan, AND it wouldn't be a ton of money!
So it would be payments I could afford every month.
Now, I don't know what's gonna happen!
I DON'T!
So.
SHAKES HIS HEAD
TURNS SADLY TO THE RIGHT
OGRE CHUCKLE
 
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DSP: "My mom, thought my aunt was rich, and had a bunch of money saved up, mumbles and for the last couple of years she had stayed in like assisted living, she was really eldery man. Then assisted living told my mom that are you aware she has no money and there's nothing to pay for the assisted living anymore, and that all of the money is gone, and my mom was like what, and she looked into it, and basically, and she never even, like, tracked anything, so she had money, she didn't know how much, she just didn't care. And she was getting sicker near the end of her life and she just didn't give a shit. So, she never paid attention to it. And come to find out all her money basically was was was eaten by healthcare costs near the end of her life. No one, to my knowledge, no one in my family has any money for me or nothing like that."

Thanks, Aunt. Gout and no money.
 
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N0thingICanDo said:
Planet Jeff is responsible for $450 of Phil's $1100 tips today
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It’s like spitting in an empty bucket, you clearly ain’t gonna full that bucket on your own with this chump change cuck, waste that money on some drugs or blowjobs instead.

I’m glad to see his fundraisers go so poorly(still got more money than he deserves) he’s got no choice now but to sell the house or change the narrative with more lies, i for one can’t wait to see what he comes up with lol.
 
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LyteSydeByll said:
DSP: "My mom, thought my aunt was rich, and had a bunch of money saved up, mumbles and for the last couple of years she had stayed in like assisted living, she was really eldery man. Then assisted living told my mom that are you aware she has no money and there's nothing to pay for the assisted living anymore, and that all of the money is gone, and my mom was like what, and she looked into it, and basically, and she never even, like, tracked anything, so she had money, she didn't know how much, she just didn't care. And she was getting sicker near the end of her life and she just didn't give a shit. So, she never paid attention to it. And come to find out all her money basically was was was eaten by healthcare costs near the end of her life. No one, to my knowledge, no one in my family has any money for me or nothing like that."

Thanks, Aunt. Gout and no money.
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I don't know if that's the same aunt, but he's also never really mentioned multiple aunts, so it's real hard to figure out where in that word salad his aunt lived in his condo for a while. Why are all your anecdotal aunts rich-but-not and dying, Phil?
 
Phil managed to win Blackout. He actually had what can he considered a good match. Got kills, didn't camp (more than you do usually in royales) and went out of his way to engage the last kill.

So the only thing that can make him interesting is being 'exhausted' and needing 4k bucks.

Also this diaper meme is pretty funny he's triggered as shit because he answered it without thinking trying to he funny and now he's getting shit on.
 
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WeeblesWobble said:
So, a week from now Phil will be telling us about how his parents fronted him the rest of the money he needed? Because I'm pretty damn sure that house won't be going up for sale like he said. He's not even close to the goal to "Smash those taxes."
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He's already made clear that not hitting $5k means he's "underwater" and might have to sell the house if things don't get better by the end of the year. So basically, he'll say that he just managed to pull through, but around November, it'll be tax begging season yet again.
 
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Phil is now working on the last segment of the marathon

TALKING to the stream

That hair tho..............


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A stream viewer has asked a questions

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thus A little refresher for people from previous episode of
"I have thick hair, BUT MY MOM COMBED IT WRONG"

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One quick thing...at some point in there, Phil said something about "back taxes". He was talking about the 2018 fed taxes. Just wanted to get this out there so people don't start spouting off about back taxes.
 
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