BIRTHDAY WEEK #2 + "BIG BIRTHDAY BASH" - Not just a mechanic in Say-kee-row

[Haunter]

It’s like spitting in an empty bucket, you clearly ain’t gonna full that bucket on your own with this chump change cuck, waste that money on some drugs or blowjobs instead.

I’m glad to see his fundraisers go so poorly(still got more money than he deserves) he’s got no choice now but to sell the house or change the narrative with more lies, i for one can’t wait to see what he comes up with lol.

It's amazing to think that he used to get about this much from Patreon every month ?

I don't know if that's the same aunt, but he's also never really mentioned multiple aunts, so it's real hard to figure out where in that word salad his aunt lived in his condo for a while. Why are all your anecdotal aunts rich-but-not and dying, Phil?

Yeah, as far as I know, it's the same Aunt. Her going into assisted living was why she left the Khannecticut Khando.

Hey @Ikas_Ando, how'd you get un-banned? I'm not surprised, or whatever. I'm just curious how these un-bannings work ?

Also, Phil streams everyday "between 8 and 10 hours".

This 12 hour marathon, 2 hours more than what he does everyday, would become less special if it happened more often.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

I am having SO MUCH FUN today!

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[Royalty Free Fish Food]

Also this diaper meme is pretty funny he's triggered as shit because he answered it without thinking trying to he funny and now he's getting shit on.

Diaper meme? I was gone for the last couple hours and clearly missed something good.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Diaper meme? I was gone for the last couple hours and clearly missed something good.

Someone tipped/cheered Phil if he wore adult diapers.

Phil did the whole [low fake chortle] "who knows, maybe I do" like a smug faggot like he was super smart and funny.

So chat went off spamming diaper related things and asking Phil what size he wore. He very quickly began trying to ignore it.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

So chat went off spamming diaper related things and asking Phil what size he wore. He very quickly began trying to ignore it.

When DipShitPhil's mouth writes checks his thin skin can't cash.

 

[actually]

Final tip total = $1319.17 (26% of the $5k he wanted)

PlanetJeff was responsible for $450, or 34% of that total.

He also got ~$270-280 in cheers and subs for a total of about $1500.

 

[Ikas_Ando]

It's amazing to think that he used to get about this much from Patreon every month ?



Yeah, as far as I know, it's the same Aunt. Her going into assisted living was why she left the Khannecticut Khando.

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Hey @Ikas_Ando, how'd you get un-banned? I'm not surprised, or whatever. I'm just curious how these un-bannings work ?

Also, Phil streams everyday "between 8 and 10 hours".
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This 12 hour marathon, 2 hours more than what he does everyday, would become less special if it happened more often.

Now that nasty Phillip is going to see this and I’m gonna get banned again.

I got friends in low places, bruh. Real Talk! He refused to acknowledge me the ENTIRE 30 minutes I was participating in his chill stream tho.

 

[samovski]

How was this a success? Didn't he need this money? Wasn't this make or break? In what way can this be anything close to a success except as a scam?

How can any viewer of his look at this and not be suspicious? Time to get those boxes ready Dave, time to sell your big house and prove you weren't bullshitting your fans for the last year.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Final tip total = $1319.17 (26% of the $5k he wanted)

PlanetJeff was responsible for $450, or 34% of that total.

He also got ~$270-280 in cheers and subs for a total of about $1500.

His parents can cover the $3,680.83. After flying him and his roommate out for an all expensed paid vacation forcing him to miss an entire week of work in which he could have made that money himself it's really the least they could do.

 

[kebab4you]

Did anybody get a clip of him rage deleting CoD?

 

[actually]

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How was this a success? Didn't he need this money? Wasn't this make or break? In what way can this be anything close to a success except as a scam?

How can any viewer of his look at this and not be suspicious? Time to get those boxes ready Dave, time to sell your big house and prove you weren't bullshitting your fans for the last year.

No, you see, now he's going to present this to his tax attorney/filer/best friend and say "Go forth". And then he'll be "underwater" (Phil's word) for the rest of the year, and then maybe he'll have to sell the house. Also, he has nooooooo idea how he's going to pay 2019's taxes, so stop asking him if he's even pretending to plan for the immediate future.

 

[AkAuZtIk]

ter" and might have to sell the house if things don't get better by the end of the year. So basically, he'll say that he just managed to pull through, but around November, it'll be tax begging season yet again.

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How was this a success? Didn't he need this money? Wasn't this make or break? In what way can this be anything close to a success except as a scam?

How can any viewer of his look at this and not be suspicious? Time to get those boxes ready Dave, time to sell your big house and prove you weren't bullshitting your fans for the last year.

So.... I'm gonna add this since I haven't seen it mentioned yet, but does Phil think no one knows what and how to file an extension? This fool was never in danger at April 15th as he claims because he can just file an extension giving him till October 15th. Any of his paypigs not realizing this makes the high amounts dropped tonight even more laughable.

Also, this maybe exactly why he made the slip/changed narrative to end of year house selling. Also, Also, does he think selling a house is instantaneous? Because if he truly needs/has to sell his house, he better put it on the market now... just saying.

 

[Rootbeer]

...but does Phil think no one knows what and how to file an extension?
Any of his paypigs not realizing this makes the high amounts dropped tonight even more laughable.

That's assuming Phil's piggies are functional adults when they really consist of:

• Minors who five-finger discounted their folks' credit card
• College students who paypig to lord over people with their modship
• Literal disabled people who should be caring for their sick fiancé
• Figurative disabled people
• Grieving widowers with too much life insurance money left
• And various combinations of these

I think it's the only reason he can bilk so much out of these suckers, well that and the "us vs them" mentality.
I think you're spot on about the narrative change though.

 

[samovski]

Grieving widowers with too much life insurance money left

This 1 will always make me angry, the idea that this scumbag sees nothing wrong with it actually makes me sick. Every other example you could argue isn't anything to do with him. Disabled people (at least the 1 he's got now) aren't stupid, they're making the choice, he didn't make the kids use their parents cards, that's happened to streamers before. But to knowingly take money off an actual widower and not say something like "thanks for that man but it's completely unnecessary, focus on yourself for now" just shows the kind of man he is.

I will always be mad at the internet when I think of that. I hope I always will, I don't ever wanna be like this cunt in any way and think that behavior is ok.

 

[KangarooPissSpray]

This 1 will always make me angry, the idea that this scumbag sees nothing wrong with it actually makes me sick. Every other example you could argue isn't anything to do with him. Disabled people (at least the 1 he's got now) aren't stupid, they're making the choice, he didn't make the kids use their parents cards, that's happened to streamers before. But to knowingly take money off an actual widower and not say something like "thanks for that man but it's completely unnecessary, focus on yourself for now" just shows the kind of man he is.

I will always be mad at the internet when I think of that. I hope I always will, I don't ever wanna be like this cunt in any way and think that behavior is ok.

Tbh him taking money from planet life insurance doesn’t get my as flustered as him taking money from the literal quadruped rob warren, that one really hits me in the feels. Taking money from some sad sack blowing his wife’s life insurance money isn’t as bad as from someone as disabled as warren, granted warren is more of a slow drip and less whale bombs but still gets me hard.

 

[Rootbeer]

This 1 will always make me angry, the idea that this scumbag sees nothing wrong with it actually makes me sick. Every other example you could argue isn't anything to do with him. Disabled people (at least the 1 he's got now) aren't stupid, they're making the choice, he didn't make the kids use their parents cards, that's happened to streamers before. But to knowingly take money off an actual widower and not say something like "thanks for that man but it's completely unnecessary, focus on yourself for now" just shows the kind of man he is.

I suppose what I meant by that list was that those groups (ironically except for planetjeff, i kinda put him there as a joke) wouldn't know about requesting
a tax extension because they (generally) don't pay taxes, and Phil takes advantage of their naivete and inexperience.

He did the same thing with Leanna, and he might just do the same trying to bleed his parents of a couple thousand if they give him the benefit of the doubt
and don't question him.
Phil's existence is taking advantage of the naive.

Tbh him taking money from planet life insurance doesn’t get my as flustered as him taking money from the literal quadruped rob warren, that one really hits me in the feels. Taking money from some sad sack blowing his wife’s life insurance money isn’t as bad as from someone as disabled as warren, granted warren is more of a slow drip and less whale bombs but still gets me hard.

Christ, as I was writing the first part you give me this. I didn't know he had a quadriplegic piggy.
Phil really is a piece of work, ain't he. People can do what they want with their money, but I've never once heard Phil try to stop someone
and say they should probably spend the money on themselves.

 

[Mike Hunt]

Tbh him taking money from planet life insurance doesn’t get my as flustered as him taking money from the literal quadruped rob warren, that one really hits me in the feels. Taking money from some sad sack blowing his wife’s life insurance money isn’t as bad as from someone as disabled as warren, granted warren is more of a slow drip and less whale bombs but still gets me hard.

I agree. Life insurance is there to help out people someone leaves behind when they die. If Jeff thinks his life is helped by giving money from life insurance to an entitled manbaby, he's free to do that. I mean, it's a stupid way to use money, sure, and his wife is probably facepalming hard in the afterlife, but it's already his money to burn to use to move on with life. I'd have to rank stolen credit cards of parents and taxpayer money (assuming Phil has speds who give him money from disability checks) worse than life insurance money.

 

[samovski]

I agree. Life insurance is there to help out people someone leaves behind when they die. If Jeff thinks his life is helped by giving money from life insurance to an entitled manbaby, he's free to do that. I mean, it's a stupid way to use money, sure, and his wife is probably facepalming hard in the afterlife, but it's already his money to burn to use to move on with life. I'd have to rank stolen credit cards of parents and taxpayer money (assuming Phil has speds who give him money from disability checks) worse than life insurance money.

I guess it's just different things. I have no experience with anyone paralyzed, I have experience with someone losing a spouse. So I think it personally triggers me, seeing how that can affect a person for years afterwards. Either case just makes him looks like a cunt though, none make him look anything remotely like a decent human. Both just examples of how predatory he is when it comes to getting any money he can.

 

[Freshtodeath]

If he files an extension then there's no way he will use the money for taxes. He is too tempted he will use it for credit card debt or something else. He's gonna fuck himself.

 

[Stationary aszs]

You can file an extension for more time to file, but you cannot use an extension to delay payment. You still have to pay the IRS on or before April 15 if you fucked up your taxes and owe them