Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.5%
  • Total voters
    2,597
lamp shade said:
My vote is the old “they twisted my plights,” referring to anyone who doesn’t praise his nightmare of a song. Then he will blame the trolls for tarnishing his reputation, which is the only reason the song isn’t #1 on iTunes.
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Oh, and he'll blame the production company for mangling it. Don't forget that part. He cannot ever even consider the possibility that his approach is flawed. That would carry the disturbing implication that he isn't perfect, and the idea he's better than everyone else is central to his worldview, he can't live without it.
 
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GloriousScarf said:
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Now on over 100 platforms. I hope this isn't a misrepresentation
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I have paid access on all 4 (100?) platforms shown above and he doesn’t show up on a single one of them. Nothing on Tidal or Amazon either.

Well, he has a listener profile on Spotify which has been mentioned before and is slightly entertaining just to see the dreck he listens to, but no artist in sight.

When’s the drop, fam??
 
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cogsworth said:
Asked a hooker I know. Apparently they also don't like fingering or really any attempt by the guys paying to give them an orgasm.

It's basically a "don't waste time trying to make me cum, it's not something I want from you" kind of thing, and tits being erogenous zones is part of that.
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Makes sense from a business point of view I guess. Just the ol in and out and they're gone. At least with rusty it's probably over pretty quick.
 
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Bridgeburner said:
I wonder what he means by 100 platforms. I mean, I'm pretty sure it's a made up number and he'll release it on YouTube and Spotify but I'm interested to know about his math there.
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Well he has the four already and the other 96 are the news outlets who will cover this story once that incredible jam finally drops.
 
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CupONavy said:
I have paid access on all 4 (100?) platforms shown above and he doesn’t show up on a single one of them. Nothing on Tidal or Amazon either.

Well, he has a listener profile on Spotify which has been mentioned before and is slightly entertaining just to see the dreck he listens to, but no artist in sight.

When’s the drop, fam??
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Thats it, I'm suing for misrepresentations.
 
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Bridgeburner said:
I wonder what he means by 100 platforms. I mean, I'm pretty sure it's a made up number and he'll release it on YouTube and Spotify but I'm interested to know about his math there.
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Let’s see. Even counting some separate that are the same:

Apple Music
iTunes
Amazon
Soundcloud
Vimeo
Pandora
Spotify
Iheart
Tidal
YouTube
Google Music
Deezer
Rhapsody
Rdio
Slacker
Beats
SiriusXM
Whatever Sony’s doing now

So even if I missed a dozen or so, AND she’s adept enough to get on all those platforms, he’s still 70 short on his representations.

Kiwi Class action suit?
 
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