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Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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She is quite possibly the greasiest person I've ever seen, somehow just as greasy as Chris. I'd tell her to take a shower, but I don't want her pipes getting clogged with the run-off.
Midnight Moonflower's Dox:
Midnight Moonflower's Dox:
Claire Garcia
Current Address: 1362 Tomcat Ct Virginia Beach, VA 23454 (I've been made aware that this is not actually her current place of residence but is instead an earlier place she lived)
Previous Address: 14500 Spotted Sandpiper Blvd Winter Garden, FL (about 30 min away from the Community College she studied at)
I suppose Chris drove all the way there? Or she drove to Ruckersville? They're about 3 hours apart.
Current Address: 1362 Tomcat Ct Virginia Beach, VA 23454 (I've been made aware that this is not actually her current place of residence but is instead an earlier place she lived)
Previous Address: 14500 Spotted Sandpiper Blvd Winter Garden, FL (about 30 min away from the Community College she studied at)
I suppose Chris drove all the way there? Or she drove to Ruckersville? They're about 3 hours apart.
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She knows where Chris lives. But she only wanted to do it on camera. Give me a damn break. This is the worst attempt I've seen at exploiting a retarded person.
This feels like another attempt of wēēnery. Chris probably wouldn't even have considered taking the offer had there not been a slight chance for some China.
I don't think this will last very long but who knows.
I don't think this will last very long but who knows.
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Yeah, there had to have been some implications only Chris could have mistaken as "CHINA!" It's odd timing considering that last video about future Crystal and Chris making his fortunate 'contribution'.
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I just hope moonflower prepared the stun gun and the gas mask, otherwise she might get Bill Cosby-ed
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I see the future:
Nothing will happen.
Nothing will happen.
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They're perfect for each other
Someone send moonflower some acne medication ?
Someone send moonflower some acne medication ?
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Honestly, would 100% bang.
Chris I mean, not her, she looks nasty as fuck.
Picklechu
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At least we know where the "moon" part of her username comes from.
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"Stay away from me, I have guns"
"Oh yeah, getting reunited with him sounds fun"
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Two very contradicting statements. But, I bet she just wants to be "reunited" with him because she's gonna get $$$ for it
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Inhaling paint fumes indoors is an interesting bonding exercise.
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Yup. I mean, look at how many bozos have been cropping up this month alone.
There seems to be a whole slew of high school dropouts around the 18-24 range expressing interest and wanting some kind of "Saga Renaissance" while Chris gets to perv off these barely-legals because he got dumped on by some Twitter girl who called him an old man.
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so i was looking at Claire Garcia AKA midnight moon flower on facebook
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what is up with chris and finding weird cosplayers
we already have her address but shes been around places
also she may be married too
Claire Garcia
Claire Garcia is on Facebook. Join Facebook to connect with Claire Garcia and others you may know. Facebook gives people the power to share and makes the world more open and connected.
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we already have her address but shes been around places
also she may be married too
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Now, I know who she reminds me of.so i was looking at Claire Garcia AKA midnight moon flower on facebook
what is up with chris and finding weird cosplayersClaire Garcia
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we already have her address but shes been around places
also she may be married too
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what is up with chris and finding weird cosplayers
She has the same body proportions Phil has. Jesus. Looks like a fucking potato in drag.
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This is where I'm torn because on the one hand: I knew plenty of dumb weebs like Moonflower who completely lack any self awareness in high school and even college, but on the other hand: she has to be at least in her mid 20s at this point so you'd think she would at least wash herself properly. Even if she is some dumb węën the extreme hair grease and bad art really, really sell it.