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Do not do this.
DSP: "I have to visit CT and see sick parents in 2019" - most dramatic event of all of 2019 so far
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Do not do this.
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Obviously, though I guess it could also be used as an excuse by Phil if the "Not actually going to Connecticut" theory turns out to be true.
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I wasn't worried about you. Just a reminder for anyone who moves their lips while they read it, you know?
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What would be funny is if Phil arrived at the airport he is going to in Connecticut and there was a guy at Arrivals with a sign saying "DSP Get A Job". Note I am not condoning this but it would be a funny photo. I wonder if Phil would go up to that guy and slap him in real life lol
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Phil will most likely run and hide like a bitch.
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DSP isn't going to start a fight with anyone larger than Mini Me.
And if anyone thinks pozloading my neghole ruins your life fucking with the airlines does so infinitely worse.
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But if Phil has the balls to walk away from a child in VR Chat and state he would slap her in real life, then he must have the balls to slap a full grown man in the face lol Honestly, Phil will just hide behind Kat and tell her to hurry up to the Subaru they rented out lol
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It should go without saying, but don't do this. Being stupid and pozloading my neghole online is alright, I'll even say starting a spectacle in real life is funny to a degree. But you do not want to make a spectacle in a fucking airport of any kind. You don't have Vince McMahon money or connections to stage a hardcore match and get away with it in a fucking airport.
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I don't condone such exceptional behavior, but if someone wants to unleash their powerlevel and it produces gold I'm gonna laugh.
JamFlowMan
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At this point the thread should just be called "DO NOT DO THIS."
Just let the pigroach go waste all those tips on Italian food and trips to the zoo. Nothing will be funnier then the first stream back, after the taxes situation has finally been put to bed, for Phil to flop back down on his loveseat, look right in the camera, and say money is tight because he just missed a week of income so please donate because he needs to pay his bills.
Just let the pigroach go waste all those tips on Italian food and trips to the zoo. Nothing will be funnier then the first stream back, after the taxes situation has finally been put to bed, for Phil to flop back down on his loveseat, look right in the camera, and say money is tight because he just missed a week of income so please donate because he needs to pay his bills.
PieceofShet
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I myself can't wait to see what bombshell completely unrelated to his parents' supposed health concerns he's going to drop while he's away. There's reasons why we talk about his life in the context of a television show; I know that's common for cows but it works so well for Phil in particular because he has a habit of seeding ideas for future arcs before starting them and a ridiculous flair for the melodramatic. I've got a sneaking suspicion he's holding an idea for just the right moment and this trip is a good time to release it, when he's ostensibly away and for some reason unable to do anything about it. That's why I'm thinking it won't be parental health-related, since that's the actual reason for his visit. It'll need to be something else...
BallBuster
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A lot of people seem to believe his parents are paying for everything and I have to ask why?
Phil is 37. He can afford this shit on his own. His father is still working. That tells me they are living on a fixed income and need his money to survive. Plus I’m sure his parents are both underwater because they co-signed on at least 1 if not both condos for Phil.
Believing Phil in this instant is silly when you look at the facts. His parents can’t afford to be flying him around and putting him up at hotels and fucking feeding him too. Anyone who believes this I think they need to wake up.
Also he canceled last night’s stream to watch the WWE Hall of Fame. I’ll bet my ass. Just like I’ll bet my ass he’s going to Wrestlemania today.
Let’s say he’s got a 10am flight into Newark. He’d land around 1ish EST. That’s 4 hours before the event starts. More than enough time to hit his hotel and go off to the meadowlands.
Phil is 37. He can afford this shit on his own. His father is still working. That tells me they are living on a fixed income and need his money to survive. Plus I’m sure his parents are both underwater because they co-signed on at least 1 if not both condos for Phil.
Believing Phil in this instant is silly when you look at the facts. His parents can’t afford to be flying him around and putting him up at hotels and fucking feeding him too. Anyone who believes this I think they need to wake up.
Also he canceled last night’s stream to watch the WWE Hall of Fame. I’ll bet my ass. Just like I’ll bet my ass he’s going to Wrestlemania today.
Let’s say he’s got a 10am flight into Newark. He’d land around 1ish EST. That’s 4 hours before the event starts. More than enough time to hit his hotel and go off to the meadowlands.
Mr.PiggyOinkOink
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“These fucking sick people are openly talking about ambushing me at the airport! Um Nooooo, that’s a felony ack ack”
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I think (but not am not positive) they didn't cosign on the Connecticut condo, since they didn't sign on the FHA rider and aren't listed on the mortgage. It's possible they're not required to be listed on the public paperwork though.
The wakhando is probably the one they cosigned. At least, I think he would want them to cosign on the Wakhando much more than the Connecticut condo since the WK mortgage is not FHA and he would have been less likely to approved without them. He probably had much more revolving debt when applying for WK as well, so even though his income was higher he'd have a worse credit score. OTOH the WK was twice as much as the Connecticut condo so it might have been too much risk for them to cosign...
gin_nose
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Didn't he say on stream last week that his first name is Phil and not Philip? Didnt he make a big deal about it and was serious? Or am i remembering things wrong?
Because that mortgage document clearly shows his name is Philip and not Phil, IDK why i am surprised by his lies at this point.
KangarooPissSpray
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He gets pissy about the spelling which I think is what he meant “ SNORT That’s not even how you spell my name idiot it only has one “L” ack ack ack” just another exceptional DSPism.
KangarooPissSpray
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Ummm okay then...
Edit I can only assume this some kind of autistic made up language translating to offering your self up for our cannibalistic bout brought upon by not being able to direct our tism at Phil. I do have a hankering for some wrabbit stew tbh...
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"Please check my Twitter for some fun pictures of the trip!"
I can't wait for pictures of his parent's TV to show us what people watch on the east coast.