If he's not visiting the condo when he's already there (and has time to visit a zoo and pizzeria), to at least check the status and therefore if it could be rent to someone, so he does not need to phone a company to check, then he is DSP.
Oh wait, this insult of naming him the world's most stupid person won't work in this case. My mistake. Just don't be a DSP, everyone.
In the last hour of his Birthday Bash marathon, D$P says he has no idea what he'll be eating out. It depends on his parents. Apparently, his parents are going to be paying for all the restaurant dining as well now and what he gets to eat is up to them. He mentioned looking forward to eating shrimp, crab and lobster as Ct is known for that ( and Italian food). CT doesn't have any good/isn't know for any seafood other than shrimp, crab and lobster. Like Seattle only has Cod..not that Dungeness Crab isn't a Famous and renown Washington State shellfish : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dungeness_crab http://www.dungeness.com/crab/
It appears many fish ( other than cod ) can be found in the waters as well as clams, and Shrimp!: https://wdfw.wa.gov/fishing/shellfishing-regulations
Yes, despite living in one of the cities with the highest property crime in the country. His dad got shot when he went to buy EGGS dood.
There is also the added danger of him having to shovel snow, which he can't do because of his back, even though he shoveled a couple of times this year.
They got their closure with that video detailing how shitty Phil was to them and everyone else associated with Project 7. They told Phil in that video that if he wanted to make amends or whatever he could just call them and Phil never did. Phil is too much of a beta bitch to ever want to associate himself with anyone who doesn't take his word as gospel anymore.
They got their closure with that video detailing how shitty Phil was to them and everyone else associated with Project 7. They told Phil in that video that if he wanted to make amends or whatever he could just call them and Phil never did. Phil is too much of a beta bitch to ever want to associate himself with anyone who doesn't take his word as gospel anymore.
yep, it's pretty much up to phil to hold out the olive branch
but there's no way his ego would allow him to do that
and even if he does, what are they going to do?
if phil called them and asked them to hang out just like old times
what can phil do? just listen to two guys talk about what they do and then go NHYUH over and over
and occasionally interject about how hard it is to play video games?
phil is not only physically isolated, but mentally isolated.
Theory Time: Dark is not going to Connecticut at all
I've been keeping up with most of the threads since he introduced the idea of the Connecticut vacation, but I don't think that I've seen a strong argument for him not going at all. With ACK-cam's razor in consideration, the most simple explanation is that... he's not going anywhere.
I haven't been following for years but from what I've gathered his latest 'vacation' in recent memory was a staycation with Panda, Netflix, and two handles of Tanqueray. Taking that into account along with the fact that Phil has been established to be a potato masquerading a human and has no original ideas at all, why would he not just... not go? I know that he's often perceived as not intelligent enough to run any significant sort of con, but with the way that he's been tard cumming all his fans for tax money for the past two years, I think that it's not out of the question to consider that it all might be a ruse. On the one hand he gets all of the money he wants (pity bux for dying parents, pity bux for needing to introduce the Soul Mate to parents, pity bux for lost revenue) and doesn't even have to leave his two-block safe space in Renton. Furthermore, he will be staying at a hotel, fully paid for by his parents, meaning that there won't be any suspicion raised when his trip photographs only show random shit in a hotel room. Furthermore, those terrible 'mentally ill' detractors might actually try and use anything any everything against him, so this gives him full reign to post nothing but random food pictures with Fred Fuchs' Kat's elbow barely peeking into the frame. No proof can be """reasonably"""" expected to be given if people are going to harass him for providing it.
This theory falls apart if he posts a single picture that can place him in Connecticut. However, I don't think that he's likely to post any pictures of his parents. Or Kat and his parents. Or him and his parents. Or any type of landmark that would prove that he's in Connecticut. The only picture that I can reasonably assume he will post is something from the restaurant's he's drooling over or some random animals at the zoo he absolutely needs to go to. I think at the absolute most we will get a picture of Kat meeting is parents' cats, which would prove nothing because we already know they have visited an animal shelter in the past.
Of course there are flaws with this theory: mainly the giant, throbbing erection he gets whenever he talks about going to his favorite restaurants in Connecticut. Coupled with the fact that his parents are most likely going to give him a significant chunk of birthday money (for their very special little boy) makes me believe that this theory isn't bulletproof by any means.
Casa de Gout, Phil turns off the first stream and says goodbye (since he's 'Mentally and Physically exhausted' after ~8.5 hours of gameplay) and waddles to the door. Here, we find an eagerly awaiting soul mare, ready with the bags. With a snort and a whinny, they lock up the mansion, carefully assuring that the 'Secure by Security Company X' sign is prominently displayed in the window. Phil winces with the pain of having to carry a small bag of toiletries and Kat sneaks the opportunity to kiss the neighbor "Tyrone Jym DownstairsOnTheCouchInFrontOfTheFireplace" goodbye, reminding him to make sure no small, flightless birds make it into the house so there's something left to take when she gallops away in a few months when the paypiggies are all dried up. They drive off into the sunset (after getting stuck in a snowbank by the mailbox for a bit) and pull into the parking lot of a hotel, 2 miles away. There, Phil scrolls through the farms (Hi bud!) while pickling his liver and watching wrasslin. Kat, in the meantime, suns herself by the pool between Jym sessions. Every day they go to one of the fanciest restaurants in Renton, and Phil is VERY careful to take pictures of all the most "authentic-looking Italian" dishes. After 5 days, Kat goes over the instructions again while making sure to speak very slowly and maintain eye contact: "Remember, Phil. We've been away for 5 whole days! That's one more than 4! We have been alllll the way across the country, visiting your very old and very sick parents. You have not been able to bust your ass working and so you need more money to make up for it. Okay?" Phil: SNORT "Sounds good? Sounds good"
I don't think that this theory is particularly likely, especially as it would take foresight and planning, two of the things that Phillip Burnnel is not known for. However, given the facts that:
Nobody will actually expect proof of the trip, so he will most likely provide none
His predilection towards wanderlust has been shown to be slightly under that of an ornery old resident of Hobbiton
He has shown absolutely 0 sense of familial responsibility until this point
He is supremely lazy
He likes money a great deal and will go to any lengths (except actual effort) to get it
I think that there is a very slight off-chance that he actually does this. Think about it: you get to be the victim, you get to do nothing for a very long period of time, and you get a bunch of money. DSP to a T.
Now if this happens and he trips over his feet and lets the horse hooker kat out of the bag? That, my friends, would truly be the pièce de résistance of the 'Sick and Dying Parents' saga.
Theory Time: Dark is not going to Connecticut at all
I've been keeping up with most of the threads since he introduced the idea of the Connecticut vacation, but I don't think that I've seen a strong argument for him not going at all. With ACK-cam's razor in consideration, the most simple explanation is that... he's not going anywhere.
I haven't been following for years but from what I've gathered his latest 'vacation' in recent memory was a staycation with Panda, Netflix, and two handles of Tanqueray. Taking that into account along with the fact that Phil has been established to be a potato masquerading a human and has no original ideas at all, why would he not just... not go? I know that he's often perceived as not intelligent enough to run any significant sort of con, but with the way that he's been tard cumming all his fans for tax money for the past two years, I think that it's not out of the question to consider that it all might be a ruse. On the one hand he gets all of the money he wants (pity bux for dying parents, pity bux for needing to introduce the Soul Mate to parents, pity bux for lost revenue) and doesn't even have to leave his two-block safe space in Renton. Furthermore, he will be staying at a hotel, fully paid for by his parents, meaning that there won't be any suspicion raised when his trip photographs only show random shit in a hotel room. Furthermore, those terrible 'mentally ill' detractors might actually try and use anything any everything against him, so this gives him full reign to post nothing but random food pictures with Fred Fuchs' Kat's elbow barely peeking into the frame. No proof can be """reasonably"""" expected to be given if people are going to harass him for providing it.
This theory falls apart if he posts a single picture that can place him in Connecticut. However, I don't think that he's likely to post any pictures of his parents. Or Kat and his parents. Or him and his parents. Or any type of landmark that would prove that he's in Connecticut. The only picture that I can reasonably assume he will post is something from the restaurant's he's drooling over or some random animals at the zoo he absolutely needs to go to. I think at the absolute most we will get a picture of Kat meeting is parents' cats, which would prove nothing because we already know they have visited an animal shelter in the past.
Of course there are flaws with this theory: mainly the giant, throbbing erection he gets whenever he talks about going to his favorite restaurants in Connecticut. Coupled with the fact that his parents are most likely going to give him a significant chunk of birthday money (for their very special little boy) makes me believe that this theory isn't bulletproof by any means.
Casa de Gout, Phil turns off the first stream and says goodbye (since he's 'Mentally and Physically exhausted' after ~8.5 hours of gameplay) and waddles to the door. Here, we find an eagerly awaiting soul mare, ready with the bags. With a snort and a whinny, they lock up the mansion, carefully assuring that the 'Secure by Security Company X' sign is prominently displayed in the window. Phil winces with the pain of having to carry a small bag of toiletries and Kat sneaks the opportunity to kiss the neighbor "Tyrone Jym DownstairsOnTheCouchInFrontOfTheFireplace" goodbye, reminding him to make sure no small, flightless birds make it into the house so there's something left to take when she gallops away in a few months when the paypiggies are all dried up. They drive off into the sunset (after getting stuck in a snowbank by the mailbox for a bit) and pull into the parking lot of a hotel, 2 miles away. There, Phil scrolls through the farms (Hi bud!) while pickling his liver and watching wrasslin. Kat, in the meantime, suns herself by the pool between Jym sessions. Every day they go to one of the fanciest restaurants in Renton, and Phil is VERY careful to take pictures of all the most "authentic-looking Italian" dishes. After 5 days, Kat goes over the instructions again while making sure to speak very slowly and maintain eye contact: "Remember, Phil. We've been away for 5 whole days! That's one more than 4! We have been alllll the way across the country, visiting your very old and very sick parents. You have not been able to bust your ass working and so you need more money to make up for it. Okay?" Phil: SNORT "Sounds good? Sounds good"
I don't think that this theory is particularly likely, especially as it would take foresight and planning, two of the things that Phillip Burnnel is not known for. However, given the facts that:
Nobody will actually expect proof of the trip, so he will most likely provide none
His predilection towards wanderlust has been shown to be slightly under that of an ornery old resident of Hobbiton
He has shown absolutely 0 sense of familial responsibility until this point
He is supremely lazy
He likes money a great deal and will go to any lengths (except actual effort) to get it
I think that there is a very slight off-chance that he actually does this. Think about it: you get to be the victim, you get to do nothing for a very long period of time, and you get a bunch of money. DSP to a T.
Now if this happens and he trips over his feet and lets the horse hooker kat out of the bag? That, my friends, would truly be the pièce de résistance of the 'Sick and Dying Parents' saga.
Some do, but it requires a lot longer time on the job to qualify for seeing as D$P let slip Khet had changed jobs not to long ago. The new one being self evident following the original soccer mom schedule to this 'home after midnight' routine nowadays. He mentioned her telling him she was unhappy at work during a Sekiro break. Could be she's working out a two weeks notice before they leave for their East Coast getaway.
