4/7/2019 - Tom's Saxophone Got Stolen

[RK 672]

Tommie

I got attacked tonight while I was busking. I'm ok, but my horn was stolen.

www.facebook.com

"I was attacked tonight by someone who is very difficult to describe without using the n-word"

Tom has set up a GoFundMe to replace it:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/please-help-tommie-replace-her-saxophone (http://archive.is/iwdai)

 

[Boxy Brown]

"homicidal, not suicidal"
TOM WILL KILL

 

[Eddward]

How many times has his sax been stolen now? Or rather, 'stolen'. Taking bets that this one was also pawned.

 

[Jeanne d'Arc]

"Accidents and Emergencies" is definitely a suitable category to post about your fucking saxophone getting stolen in. Fuck people in car crashes, Tooter's gotta replace the horn!

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Tommy's really aiming high with that instrument quality.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Semper fidelious to the brave man who saved Tuscon from being forced to hear more of Tommy’s dying whale screeches.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I like how he goes straight from annoyed/angry into fake crying. His entire tone abruptly changes and he's too fucking dumb to realize that it only puts emphasis on how much of an act it is.

 

[Kerr Avon]

Too bad the N word didn't snatch his coolie cap

 

[IV 445]

heh it's one letter away from "sexophone"

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

heh it's one letter away from "sexophone"

Are there any videos of him playing the sax? I am relatively new to his lolcowdom so I have not yet been blessed with what will surely be his beautiful, awe-inspiring musical talent

 

[Clop]

I'm not familiar with every lolcow on the Farms so on occasion a moment like this comes along where I see the guy's face, shoulders, arms, hands, hear his voice, read his name and then read shit like "HER saxophone" and even after all this time on this site I'm still taken aback.

 

[AnOminous]

Tommie

I got attacked tonight while I was busking. I'm ok, but my horn was stolen.

www.facebook.com

"I was attacked tonight by someone who is very difficult to describe without using the n-word"
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Tom has set up a GoFundMe to replace it:
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https://www.gofundme.com/f/please-help-tommie-replace-her-saxophone (http://archive.li/iwdai)

What a racist asshole. He can't just make up a fictional thief, he has to call him a nigger too and yes, that's exactly what he did by saying "n word" which is nigger for cowards.

 

[quatchi55]

Are there any videos of him playing the sax? I am relatively new to his lolcowdom so I have not yet been blessed with what will surely be his beautiful, awe-inspiring musical talent

you can try youtube

 

[Eddward]

Are there any videos of him playing the sax? I am relatively new to his lolcowdom so I have not yet been blessed with what will surely be his beautiful, awe-inspiring musical talent

Try his music thread.

 

[MG 620]

This breaks my heart. ?

 

[CWCissey]

Nigga stole my sax.

 

[quatchi55]

he can play wow 0.0

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Can a Tommy who cannot toot still be called Tommy Tooter?

 

[AnOminous]

Can a Tommy who cannot toot still be called Tommy Tooter?

He's called Tooter because he's constantly sharting himself.

 

[Army Burger]

Man this new season of Tommy Tooter is off to a great start!