DSP: "I have to visit CT and see sick parents in 2019" - most dramatic event of all of 2019 so far

[der rademacher]

"Please check my Twitter for some fun pictures of the trip!"

I can't wait for pictures of his parent's TV to show us what people watch on the east coast.

Well if he uses the term "fun pictures" in the same way he uses "chill stream", then these "fun pictures" may make our eyes bleed.

Our husky boy's going to be all fussed up about how small airline seats are these days.

At least he won't get into any fights about who is allowed to use the armrests, as the soft wobbly structure of his noodle arms will - instead of pushing the opposing force back - perfectly nestle to any alien muscle structure that may challenge the king of gouts territory.

But beware thy sassy first or second graders, don't you dare trying to challenge the kings arms refuge or you'll better be prepared to get bitch slapped by HRM of Goutiness! If you are travelling alone, that is. If you are coming unfairly prepared by bringing your parents (or a younger sibling) to the glorious field of armrest fights, you'll only be glared at by HRM trusty battlehorse "The Ogress". Be sure to follow the outcome on twitter or one of HRM future precums.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Things we'll get pictures of:

• Kat at the zoo
• Real, authentic Italian food; Phil will say that it's way better than the fake, inauthentic Italian food in Washington
• Signs/front entrances of the zoo and restaurants
• Random shit from whatever store they're at
• The condo; Phil will complain that it's really tiny, even more than he remembered, so there's no way he's ever moving back there (HINT, HINT PIGGIES)
• Kat with the cats at the house, with one of his parents in the background
• Bonus: Phil's proposal to Kat/the shitty ring he bought for a hundred bucks on Kat's finger

 

[Meerkat Ink]

Things we'll get pictures of:

• Kat at the zoo
• Real, authentic Italian food; Phil will say that it's way better than the fake, inauthentic Italian food in Washington
• Signs/front entrances of the zoo and restaurants
• Random shit from whatever store they're at
• The condo; Phil will complain that it's really tiny, even more than he remembered, so there's no way he's ever moving back there (HINT, HINT PIGGIES)
• Kat with the cats at the house, with one of his parents in the background
• Bonus: Phil's proposal to Kat/the shitty ring he bought for a hundred bucks on Kat's finger

Beat me to it. Proposal photo would at least give us material to talk about, so when he comes home there's a new storyline.

See you at the 12 hour stream-to-raise-funds-for-the wedding extravaganza.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

"Please check my Twitter for some fun pictures of the trip!"

I can't wait for pictures of his parent's TV to show us what people watch on the east coast.

The pictures will follow the theme of his entire instagram.
1.Food
2.Picture of Tv
3.Picture of a drink
4.Picture of an item at a store.
That is the entirety of his instagram.

 

[Coin Ops]

The pictures will follow the theme of his entire instagram.
1.Food
2.Picture of Tv
3.Picture of a drink
4.Picture of an item at a store.
That is the entirety of his instagram.

And if the drink was particularly good, it will be followed by 3a. Picture of the back of Kat's head while she tries to do something that doesn't involve DSP.

 

[Cpt_Autismo]

I hope the proposal picture is in front of the collapsed roof of his apartment complex.

 

[Freshtodeath]

wouldn't be surprised if this trip is just a big fuck you. He returns with a photo of a ring on kat's finger, tells us he sold the ct condo and everything worked out.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

He's going to propose in a shitty pizza joint then spend most of the video talking about the pizza rather than the engagement....

One can only dream....

On a more realistic note-
Dave Will bitch and complain the he has to be a responsible son while visiting his parents. He'll let his best mare do all the attentive activities while his fat self tweets all day about his parent detractors.

 

[kamekmagik]

"Important update: Khet isn't going to Conneticut anymore. APPARENTLY horses arent allowed on planes and have to be transported by land. MORONS!"

No need to worry, she'll have no problems getting on the flight

 

[actually]

wouldn't be surprised if this trip is just a big fuck you. He returns with a photo of a ring on kat's finger, tells us he sold the ct condo and everything worked out.

At least he would have finally done something smart in selling the CT condo.

 

[DiabeticSP]

My bet is that Kat doesn't appear in a single photo besides one 'meeting the parents' to show she exists.

Bitch hates Phil taking photos of her.

 

[Kheapathic]

wouldn't be surprised if this trip is just a big fuck you. He returns with a photo of a ring on kat's finger, tells us he sold the ct condo and everything worked out.

I'm calling it as he's selling the WA property; gonna move in with his parents, inherit their house when they die, and work to get the CT condo ready for sale.

My bet is that Kat doesn't appear in a single photo besides one 'meeting the parents' to show she exists.

Bitch hates Phil taking photos of her.

It's gonna be a recreation of the back of her head at her blank computer screen. But it's gonna be the back of Kat and Mama Burnell; "Here's my mom and Kat, preparing dinner in the kitchen."

 

[Freshtodeath]

I'm confused. So he took a plane to NYC and is driving to CT?

 

[Freshtodeath]

we already got our first pic

 

[FamicomGorby]

I'm confused. So he took a plane to NYC and is driving to CT?

Bridgeport's only about an hour away from NYC by car and there's obviously no direct flight between it and Seattle.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

I'm confused. So he took a plane to NYC and is driving to CT?

Bridgeport's only about an hour away from NYC by car and there's obviously no direct flight between it and Seattle.

Phil isn't going to be the one driving anyway. I'm sure he cried to his parents that he absolutely cannot make the drive and Kat doesn't know the roads, so they have to do it themselves or pay for a taxi. They're taking care of everything, dood.

 

[LyteSydeByll]

Phil isn't going to be the one driving anyway. I'm sure he cried to his parents that he absolutely cannot make the drive and Kat doesn't know the roads, so they have to do it themselves or pay for a taxi. They're taking care of everything, dood.

I thought Phil confirmed on air that they were going to call for rides to and from the airport instead of driving and parking there? I bet he'd do the same thing over in the north east.

 

[gin_nose]

still think the fact he is flying into NYC at like the exact time wrestlemania is happening is too much of a coincidence. kat hates wresting, i know, but this was her birthday present to dark. it works out perfectly:

1. fly into newark or jfk
2. get a rental car
3. drive to meadowlands and park at metlife arena
4. watch his stupid ass wrasslin
5. masterbate in the public bathroom
6. get in the car and drive 1.5 hours to his parents house

this is too fucking perfect, the timing was too suspect and perfect, the birthday present angle, the fact it HAD to be this week even though he claims he needed this week to beg. lets face it, there is more than a 50% chance he went to wrestlemania.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

still think the fact he is flying into NYC at like the exact time wrestlemania is happening is too much of a coincidence. kat hates wresting, i know, but this was her birthday present to dark. it works out perfectly:

1. fly into newark or jfk
2. get a rental car
3. drive to meadowlands and park at metlife arena
4. watch his stupid ass wrasslin
5. masterbate in the public bathroom
6. get in the car and drive 1.5 hours to his parents house

this is too fucking perfect, the timing was too suspect and perfect, the birthday present angle, the fact it HAD to be this week even though he claims he needed this week to beg. lets face it, there is more than a 50% chance he went to wrestlemania.

No way for him to be there.
Wrestlemania started at 5pm ET, so for him to arrive on time, he would've to take a plane around 6-7am from Seattle.
Seeing as there is evidence that he banned Kozatof at 2am that night, it is safe to assume that they didn't flew so early.

Going from his instagram, he posted a picture of his arrival when Wrestlemania was already underway.

 

[JamFlowMan]

still think the fact he is flying into NYC at like the exact time wrestlemania is happening is too much of a coincidence. kat hates wresting, i know, but this was her birthday present to dark. it works out perfectly:

1. fly into newark or jfk
2. get a rental car
3. drive to meadowlands and park at metlife arena
4. watch his stupid ass wrasslin
5. masterbate in the public bathroom
6. get in the car and drive 1.5 hours to his parents house

this is too fucking perfect, the timing was too suspect and perfect, the birthday present angle, the fact it HAD to be this week even though he claims he needed this week to beg. lets face it, there is more than a 50% chance he went to wrestlemania.

He sent out his "we made it" tweet around 7-7:30 which is around when the event started. I know Phil is incompetent but this is wrestling one of the few things he seems to show positive emotion towards besides the fleeting dopamine hit from a large tip. He wouldn't have shown up an hour late.

Edit: @LostMy1stAccount beat me to it.