Inactive Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans - Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Two Dead Gremlins & Finally Free Human Son

[Or Else What]

Can't seem to isolate this here pic - likely that's deliberate because someone there knows that memes gonna meme. Anyway, with bad Trisomy 18 the level of awareness being about spud is a blessing if this is what the mirror is showing;

https://www.collegeofnursingucbmsh.org/nursing/edwards-syndrome

 

[John Merston]

I found another YouTube mom of a catastrophically disabled child who makes her potato do ridiculous things for Internet Clicks

Here's a bizarre video of her indoor skydiving.

Spoiler: Description

An employee makes sure her limp body doesn't smash onto the ground as the tiny limbs flail in the wind like a corpse. There's a brief, horrifying flash of an eye widened in a waxy face while her mom cackles in the background.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7DAQ8x5jWU

More malk: The mom claims "Oh those spontaneous eye rolls and muscle jerks actually aren't scawwy bad seizures, they were just nice cute Startle Syndrome this whole time!"

Edit: This mom is such a liar and a cow. She also lies about her daughter's age, claiming she is only 9 when she was born in 2005. She's friends with Gwen Hartley and has a stupid Instagram post where she lauds Gwen like a preacher. She's constantly bringing up the fact that Kaylee went with no oxygen for 32 minutes and that she was lethally overdosed on potassium (Munchie mom evidence?) in addition to her congenital condition. I think I'm going to start working on putting together some stuff for a thread

Fun fact: the longest-lived person with this disorder, Elaine Fagan, made it to 25 before she croaked.

 

[speshul_sn0wflake]

I found another YouTube mom of a catastrophically disabled child who makes her potato do ridiculous things for Internet Clicks

Here's a bizarre video of her indoor skydiving.

Spoiler: Description

An employee makes sure her limp body doesn't smash onto the ground as the tiny limbs flail in the wind like a corpse. There's a brief, horrifying flash of an eye widened in a waxy face while her mom cackles in the background.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7DAQ8x5jWU

More malk: The mom claims "Oh those spontaneous eye rolls and muscle jerks actually aren't scawwy bad seizures, they were just nice cute Startle Syndrome this whole time!"

Edit: This mom is such a liar and a cow. She also lies about her daughter's age, claiming she is only 9 when she was born in 2005. She's friends with Gwen Hartley and has a stupid Instagram post where she lauds Gwen like a preacher. She's constantly bringing up the fact that Kaylee went with no oxygen for 32 minutes and that she was lethally overdosed on potassium (Munchie mom evidence?) in addition to her congenital condition. I think I'm going to start working on putting together some stuff for a thread

That looks like iFly and I wonder if she went there and pulled the "My kids disabled and blah blah" to get a) a discount and b) permission for the kid to actually go on the thing, considering they crank that wind tunnel up to 90-120 mph (depends on weight of course) and I don't see the usual line of people around the tunnel awaiting their turn. I'm pretty light so 95 did the trick for me but there's a reason they make you wear protective gear, I wouldn't think this is "fun" for a seriously disabled child.

When I was 23 I went with my sister to iFly Orlando as she wanted to try it. It's like $115 for two minutes in the tunnel (certain packages give you a video as well for extra, 115 is the cheaper one IIRC) then you watch an instructional video for ten minutes, show you how to pose your body in order to actually get lifted by the wind, you suit up, put on eye protection and ear protection and off you go. You and a group of about ten people line up, the instructor will pull you into the tunnel with them and grab your suit and help you maneuver around, and then when your times up they'll shove you towards the exit where you touch ground and walk back out. Then it's on to the next person. I've done it a few times now, and the lowest "mph" I've seen the tunnel set to is 90mph.

I've seen kids around ten years old or so throw tantrums and refuse to go in the tunnel, and that's usually when the parents kinda push them in and the instructor will take it from there. I can't imagine it being fun for that kid as the noise and wind tend to startle most people and it says multiple times throughout the "experience" you should be in good health. You even sign a liability waiver.

I can almost guarantee you the mother of this kid pulled a Gwen and asked for a freebie and used her daughters condition to garner sympathy, especially if she's a Gwen worshiper. I'm surprised they let her do it honestly considering how strong the wind is and the chance she could get hurt. I'll never understand these people who will do anything for asspats.

I wonder how long she had to pester iFly to get them to agree to let the kid in. I don't think there's one near Gwen fortunately, if there was she'd be trying to get Lola to go even though that could probably kill her.

Fuck these people, they give zero fucks about their children, they just want the instant dopamine release that comes with exploiting their kids for asspats and internet likes. If they couldn't use them for attention or free shit, they would've shoved them into an institution years ago.

 

[TheWhiteRabbit]

That looks like iFly and I wonder if she went there and pulled the "My kids disabled and blah blah" to get a) a discount and b) permission for the kid to actually go on the thing, considering they crank that wind tunnel up to 90-120 mph (depends on weight of course) and I don't see the usual line of people around the tunnel awaiting their turn. I'm pretty light so 95 did the trick for me but there's a reason they make you wear protective gear, I wouldn't think this is "fun" for a seriously disabled child.

When I was 23 I went with my sister to iFly Orlando as she wanted to try it. It's like $115 for two minutes in the tunnel (certain packages give you a video as well for extra, 115 is the cheaper one IIRC) then you watch an instructional video for ten minutes, show you how to pose your body in order to actually get lifted by the wind, you suit up, put on eye protection and ear protection and off you go. You and a group of about ten people line up, the instructor will pull you into the tunnel with them and grab your suit and help you maneuver around, and then when your times up they'll shove you towards the exit where you touch ground and walk back out. Then it's on to the next person. I've done it a few times now, and the lowest "mph" I've seen the tunnel set to is 90mph.

I've seen kids around ten years old or so throw tantrums and refuse to go in the tunnel, and that's usually when the parents kinda push them in and the instructor will take it from there. I can't imagine it being fun for that kid as the noise and wind tend to startle most people and it says multiple times throughout the "experience" you should be in good health. You even sign a liability waiver.

I can almost guarantee you the mother of this kid pulled a Gwen and asked for a freebie and used her daughters condition to garner sympathy, especially if she's a Gwen worshiper. I'm surprised they let her do it honestly considering how strong the wind is and the chance she could get hurt. I'll never understand these people who will do anything for asspats.

I wonder how long she had to pester iFly to get them to agree to let the kid in. I don't think there's one near Gwen fortunately, if there was she'd be trying to get Lola to go even though that could probably kill her.

Fuck these people, they give zero fucks about their children, they just want the instant dopamine release that comes with exploiting their kids for asspats and internet likes. If they couldn't use them for attention or free shit, they would've shoved them into an institution years ago.

I’m sorry but I think I’d pay money to see Lola in that thing. I just envision her tiny, Golem-esque body pinballing off the walls as bleats echo in the wind.

 

[speshul_sn0wflake]

I’m sorry but I think I’d pay money to see Lola in that thing. I just envision her tiny, Golem-esque body pinballing off the walls as bleats echo in the wind.

Fuck, now I want to see it too. I thought about it for longer than two seconds and realized that it can't really do much damage. Her limbs are already gnarled and strewn about her torso, and it's not like a few good whacks on the head could really do any damage. "Knock some sense out of you" may be an idiom, but I don't think it's possible in this scenario. You'd have to have sense to start with in order to lose it, right?

I can't see Gwen paying $120 for Lola to pinball off the walls, however if it was free or she got a deep discount... we'll we'd be in for a treat.

 

[Or Else What]

I’m sorry but I think I’d pay money to see Lola in that thing. I just envision her tiny, Golem-esque body pinballing off the walls as bleats echo in the wind.

Pay money to see it? Hell, I'd bid to sponsor best super-wack flippers

 

[Bubblez McGee]

I found another YouTube mom of a catastrophically disabled child who makes her potato do ridiculous things for Internet Clicks

Here's a bizarre video of her indoor skydiving.

Spoiler: Description

An employee makes sure her limp body doesn't smash onto the ground as the tiny limbs flail in the wind like a corpse. There's a brief, horrifying flash of an eye widened in a waxy face while her mom cackles in the background.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7DAQ8x5jWU

More malk: The mom claims "Oh those spontaneous eye rolls and muscle jerks actually aren't scawwy bad seizures, they were just nice cute Startle Syndrome this whole time!"

Edit: This mom is such a liar and a cow. She also lies about her daughter's age, claiming she is only 9 when she was born in 2005. She's friends with Gwen Hartley and has a stupid Instagram post where she lauds Gwen like a preacher. She's constantly bringing up the fact that Kaylee went with no oxygen for 32 minutes and that she was lethally overdosed on potassium (Munchie mom evidence?) in addition to her congenital condition. I think I'm going to start working on putting together some stuff for a thread

I didn't think it was possible, but you somehow managed to find a potato that actually functions on a lower level than the Hartleys and Jaxon Buell. This poor creature is at Jahi level of reactiveness.
Here's a video showing her "swimming" in a pool and yes the title does say she's swimming. It's similar to past videos we've seen of the Hartleys and Jaxon and his parents.
Mom is cheerfully narrating , pulling the Kayli's legs back and forth while asking her questions as if she expects an answer. All the while, the girl floats corpselike, mouth agape, with only the occasional muscle twitch to let the viewer know that they arent watching a woman talking to a dead body. Although to call her alive would seem someone of a stretch.
The description on the video says: "Making the most of her miracles! Testimony of God's work!" Of course.
And here's a predictable comment by one of the loyal asspatters.:
"Omg Kayli!!! What a big girl! I’m in tears because I just went from the birth video to this.. even when science told your family she wasn’t compatible with life.. look at her! She proved everyone wrong. What a blessing she is."
It's like they're all reading from the same script..."what a miracle...she proved science and the doctors wrong, Kids are all a blessing, no matter how damaged. All life, is equally worthy! etc., etc" Anyway, I hope you decide to either give this topic its own thread or add it to the tard baby general thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M1IsssAKbA

 

[Wild Triangle]

Anyway, I hope you decide to either give this topic its own thread or add it to the tard baby general thread.

Thanks, glad to find some people who share my reaction. Can you link me to the Tard Baby General thread? I don't think I've seen it

 

[Bubblez McGee]

Thanks, glad to find some people who share my reaction. Can you link me to the Tard Baby General thread? I don't think I've seen it

Sure, here you go...https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tard-baby-general.36867/

 

[speshul_sn0wflake]

What the fuck is it with these people naming their kids stupid shit? I'm assuming "Kayli" isn't kay-lie but actually "Kaylee". Was the original spelling not unique enough for this "sneauflaque?" I know that's the least of these kids worries but really, if people could stop giving their children idiotic names, that'd be great. You want to be original? Teach your child how to act in public, trust me, your child will stand out. Especially these days.

Speaking of stupid ass names, whatever happened to the scam artists that are Jaxxon (fuck me, really?) Buell's parents? I know they got divorced and basically stopped posting anything regarding their kid once the tardbuxx stopped flowing, but does anyone know if he's alive?

As far as the Hartleys go, I've seen nothing posted since February when she spoke briefly about Claire's passing. I know Gwen has an Instagram but I'm not much for social media, and I'm not downloading an app just to see a million pictures of her whoring out her kids for likes. Perhaps she's more active there?

Whoever said she'd drop the pot issue if the law didn't pass or if it did but they changed the name, it seems you were correct. Not a peep.

 

[John Merston]

Speaking of stupid ass names, whatever happened to the scam artists that are Jaxxon (fuck me, really?) Buell's parents? I know they got divorced and basically stopped posting anything regarding their kid once the tardbuxx stopped flowing, but does anyone know if he's alive?

The most recent picture was posted on December 15, 2018.

I suspect that the reason we see less of Jaxon these days is that it's become harder for his mom to capture moments that give the illusion of consciousness.

 

[John Merston]

I didn't think it was possible, but you somehow managed to find a potato that actually functions on a lower level than the Hartleys and Jaxon Buell. This poor creature is at Jahi level of reactiveness.
Here's a video showing her "swimming" in a pool and yes the title does say she's swimming. It's similar to past videos we've seen of the Hartleys and Jaxon and his parents.
Mom is cheerfully narrating , pulling the Kayli's legs back and forth while asking her questions as if she expects an answer. All the while, the girl floats corpselike, mouth agape, with only the occasional muscle twitch to let the viewer know that they arent watching a woman talking to a dead body. Although to call her alive would seem someone of a stretch.
The description on the video says: "Making the most of her miracles! Testimony of God's work!" Of course.
And here's a predictable comment by one of the loyal asspatters.:
"Omg Kayli!!! What a big girl! I’m in tears because I just went from the birth video to this.. even when science told your family she wasn’t compatible with life.. look at her! She proved everyone wrong. What a blessing she is."
It's like they're all reading from the same script..."what a miracle...she proved science and the doctors wrong, Kids are all a blessing, no matter how damaged. All life, is equally worthy! etc., etc" Anyway, I hope you decide to either give this topic its own thread or add it to the tard baby general thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M1IsssAKbA

There's a YouTube channel run by the mother of a child with the exact same condition. While obviously impaired, this child is light years ahead of little Kayli.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

It's like they're all reading from the same script..."what a miracle...she proved science and the doctors wrong, Kids are all a blessing, no matter how damaged. All life, is equally worthy! etc., etc"

The kids are only a blessing until they end up being homos later in life.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I didn't think it was possible, but you somehow managed to find a potato that actually functions on a lower level than the Hartleys and Jaxon Buell. This poor creature is at Jahi level of reactiveness.
Here's a video showing her "swimming" in a pool and yes the title does say she's swimming. It's similar to past videos we've seen of the Hartleys and Jaxon and his parents.
Mom is cheerfully narrating , pulling the Kayli's legs back and forth while asking her questions as if she expects an answer. All the while, the girl floats corpselike, mouth agape, with only the occasional muscle twitch to let the viewer know that they arent watching a woman talking to a dead body. Although to call her alive would seem someone of a stretch.
The description on the video says: "Making the most of her miracles! Testimony of God's work!" Of course.
And here's a predictable comment by one of the loyal asspatters.:
"Omg Kayli!!! What a big girl! I’m in tears because I just went from the birth video to this.. even when science told your family she wasn’t compatible with life.. look at her! She proved everyone wrong. What a blessing she is."
It's like they're all reading from the same script..."what a miracle...she proved science and the doctors wrong, Kids are all a blessing, no matter how damaged. All life, is equally worthy! etc., etc" Anyway, I hope you decide to either give this topic its own thread or add it to the tard baby general thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M1IsssAKbA

Kayli’s mom is Horrorcow exceeding Gwen. Kayli looks like a Victorian doll that’s been rotting away for 100 years in a damp basement and dressed in child pageant outfits.

She’s constantly gunning to hit 10,000 followers on FB and other stupid shit by posting disturbing photos of Kayli all dolled up. Something extra creepy, apparently the syndrome causes extra long eyelashes, which just adds to the disturbing dead doll look.

I guess what she’s doing is useful. While she migh claim she’s using Kayli to show how wonderful it is to have a child with Edwards Syndrome, it’s actually ensuring that anyone faced with a prenatal Dx of Trisomy 18 would abort and not have a moment of doubt about the decision. No one is looking at Kayli and thinking they would want a “life” like that for their child. Her FB is like an American Horror Story photo album.

It’s interesting because of all the trisomys they test prenatally for Down Syndrome is the only one considered compatible with life. If you are told you have a fetus with Edwards syndrome you are advised to abort or prepare for a baby who will survive less than a year. The fact there are rare cases where a child survives beyond that aren’t miracles, they are just extended tragedies

 

[John Merston]

The kids are only a blessing until they end up being homos later in life.

Being gay requires cognitive function-that's why brainless potato children are so precious to fundies.

 

[John Merston]

Kayli’s mom is Horrorcow exceeding Gwen. Kayli looks like a Victorian doll that’s been rotting away for 100 years in a damp basement and dressed in child pageant outfits.

She’s constantly gunning to hit 10,000 followers on FB and other stupid shit by posting disturbing photos of Kayli all dolled up. Something extra creepy, apparently the syndrome causes extra long eyelashes, which just adds to the disturbing dead doll look.

I guess what she’s doing is useful. While she migh claim she’s using Kayli to show how wonderful it is to have a child with Edwards Syndrome, it’s actually ensuring that anyone faced with a prenatal Dx of Trisomy 18 would abort and not have a moment of doubt about the decision. No one is looking at Kayli and thinking they would want a “life” like that for their child. Her FB is like an American Horror Story photo album.

It’s interesting because of all the trisomys they test prenatally for Down Syndrome is the only one considered compatible with life. If you are told you have a fetus with Edwards syndrome you are advised to abort or prepare for a baby who will survive less than a year. The fact there are rare cases where a child survives beyond that aren’t miracles, they are just extended tragedies

Sometimes, there are cases where children test positive for genetic disorders in the womb, but come out healthy. This of course, excites the pro-life crowd.

 

[Muscle Bra]

The most recent picture was posted on December 15, 2018.

I don't think I've spent much time in the Jaxon thread but WTF is wrong with that woman's forehead?

 

[Wild Triangle]

I don't think I've spent much time in the Jaxon thread but WTF is wrong with that woman's forehead?

Well you see, in a black magik blood ritual, Ms Buell absorbed all of Jaxon's brain matter into her own cranial cavity, in exchange for F-list fame and internet points. Unfortunately her husband ended up with the fame and internet points and she ended up with the ol 5 head and the care of Lil' Zero Head.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Sometimes, there are cases where children test positive for genetic disorders in the womb, but come out healthy. This of course, excites the pro-life crowd.

Not now in the advent of cfDNA testing, there is zero error. For many years quad marker tests were the norm, and those tests only gave odds, not definite diagnosis. Quad tests are why you hear those stories about women claiming their baby had Down syndrome but was born healthy. The women either misunderstood or are being obtuse, because they were never told their fetus had anything definitive and were always told “1 in 5 chance of DS” or “1 in 500” chance, you were considered all clear if the test came back 1 in 20,000 or more odds. Even then, if you were told you were high risk for a trisomy from quad tests a amino test was always the way to 100 % confirm it. Getting a “high risk” or increased odds test result was pretty common, it’s why doctors disliked the tests because they caused a lot of undue worry and stress in women with healthy pregnancies.

These women were simply told they were at a high or increased risk of a trisomy, refused an aminio test, then claim it’s a miracle when the baby was born healthy. It’s extremely misleading and gives a lot of false hope to women who have gotten definitive or cfDNA tests. The prolifers push this “ tests were wrong” bullshit merely to further their propaganda with lies.

Now with free cell DNA tests there is 99.99999% accuracy if a woman is told a fetus had a trisomy. I’ve not come across one case, since these free cell DNA tests became standard about ten years ago, of there being an incorrect diagnosis. Even better these tests can be done as early as 7 weeks.

There’s a lot of bullshit about women claiming they were given a diagnosis of trisomy and had a healthy baby but these cases almost always misleading or the mother decided the doctor saying a 1 in 5 chance meant the “definitely has DS” In such cases you’ll never hear the mother say she had amino to confirm DS or other trisomys

Now when it comes to other issues, non-chromosome disorders or defects, it can be more difficult to Dx because they have to rely on ultrasounds at 18 weeks and later.

 

[John Merston]

The women either misunderstood or are being obtuse, because they were never told their fetus had anything definitive and were always told “1 in 5 chance of DS” or “1 in 500” chance, you were considered all clear if the test came back 1 in 20,000 or more odds.

Ah, yes, the same logic that led Gwen to spawn Lola-because 25% probability of another potato is less than 50%, and anything less than 50% is infinitesimally small.