LostMy1stAccount
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Khet was the mysterious house-sitter all along 
DSP: "I have to visit CT and see sick parents in 2019" - most dramatic event of all of 2019 so far
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This assumption checks out. Tables, booths, walls and chairs all match (even after all these years).
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I wonder if Phil, being the business man that he is, set up an out of AHWFFICE notice for his hot business email darksydephil@hotmail.com. It could read like this:
"Thank you, you worthless human, for your message. I am currently 'out', taking some days off so I can't read my emails.
After my trip there will surely be too many emails to interact with so in the meantime please watch my videos on the archive channel YouTube.com/dspgaming, pledge to patreon at patreon.com/darksydephil, buy merch at teespring.com/shops/dspgaming or send a tip live at streamlabs.com/theycallmedsp"
"Thank you, you worthless human, for your message. I am currently 'out', taking some days off so I can't read my emails.
After my trip there will surely be too many emails to interact with so in the meantime please watch my videos on the archive channel YouTube.com/dspgaming, pledge to patreon at patreon.com/darksydephil, buy merch at teespring.com/shops/dspgaming or send a tip live at streamlabs.com/theycallmedsp"
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so much for "muh soul mate needs to meet my parents before the old fucks die"Khet was the mysterious house-sitter all along
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Khet was the mysterious house-sitter all along
I wonder if Phil is sleeping well all alone in his luxurious hotel bed knowing his soulmate is getting her spine fucked out of alignment under the roof he pays for.
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Kermit the Frog
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"Peepul are saying I already met Sammy and showed him in a 2014 vlog from when I was about to move to Washington..."
What's more likely to be Phil's response:
A) "HUH? I don't know what you're talking about. goat laugh"
B) "UM, WRONG. That's a DIFFERENT cat named Sammy, he just looks really similar. So there you go."
Another thing, the pizza Phil got looks fine. Still not something to cream your pants over and be the thing you're most looking forward to during your trip. I mean, he's said nothing about his parents, how it's good to see them after all these years and how much he missed them. Super excited to talk about pizza, though. Kind of weird.
What's more likely to be Phil's response:
A) "HUH? I don't know what you're talking about. goat laugh"
B) "UM, WRONG. That's a DIFFERENT cat named Sammy, he just looks really similar. So there you go."
Another thing, the pizza Phil got looks fine. Still not something to cream your pants over and be the thing you're most looking forward to during your trip. I mean, he's said nothing about his parents, how it's good to see them after all these years and how much he missed them. Super excited to talk about pizza, though. Kind of weird.
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in his bed, and to make just the power move is understood, sheets wont be washed
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The real power move would be doing it in his office. Tho ParanoidSydePhil probably locks it.
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but would you even be able to tell a jim stain from a dsp stain?
Sparkletor
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I found a handful of reviews of Vinny's Family Pizza Restaraunt in Bridgeport, Connecticut.
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The way he describes the east coast pizza you would think it was crafted by God himself when in reality i can get a similar quality pizza from tesco for a pound.
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So, does Phil admit Kat left him soon after he returns, or does he wait until November/December when he can't realistically hide it anymore.
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That's because DSP is a wannabe rich snob.
The guy can shop at Ikea but not at Walmart, because Walmart has cheap shit from China. Ikea totally doesn't.
JamFlowMan
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Phil doing the exact same stuff with Kat he did with Leanna is the most entertaining part of their relationship. It's exactly how he plays video games. Boss kicked his ass just hit retry and do the exact same thing again until you brute force your way through or rage quit.
It's worth noting Kat missed out on the "let me fund your dream soap business inbetween our many vacations" part of the deal. She was forced right into end of the relationship go work retail spot Leanna left vacant. Interesting to see if that will have any effect in the future.
Il_Duke
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For what it's worth, any New England "Authentic" pizzeria is going to have a few dozen of these. "I'm mad about my most recent experience, fuck you for enjoying this place for 20+ years" is pretty much par for the course for pizza/sub shops in this region.
I guess I'm saying that Phil being a soggy, greasy, tasteless mess doesn't mean that the pizza is.
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Yep, he's going for the "Redemption Run" of his last relationship (so it's the same or worse). He even introduced both of'em on February 12 (Leanna vid - Kat pic).
I think the "let me fund your dream soap business inbetween our many vacations" part of the deal was Phil flying Kat out to Washington, with all the pricey restaurants, shopping sprees, etc. that undoubtedly happened during their time together. There's even the possibility that Phil was sending her money while she was still with Subaru Guy.
Mr.PiggyOinkOink
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I really still can’t get over the fact that part of the reason for this trip is so his parents can meet the thot he moved in after the barely legal, unemployed thot he moved across the country with bailed on him. The whole situation sounds like some immature kid with money making bad decision after bad decision.
Big ups for then doing all the same shit at the same places with the new thot, that’s just so weird to do.
Big ups for then doing all the same shit at the same places with the new thot, that’s just so weird to do.
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She was so cute. I can't blame Phil betabuxxing hard for her. His mistake is that he didn't boot her out once she got settled.
Sparkletor
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According to Phil, his Christmas present to his parents in 2017 was a framed picture of him and Kat. He had flew her out 3 times at that point and probably spent less than 20 days together in person.
Slander Man
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Hell Phil might not even be there. These are just random pics that his parents could have sent him over time. He could be sipping margaritas on the deck of a cruise ship right now as he scrolls through his messages from mommy for more pics to post.
Look, I'm 99.9% sure that Phil is in CT and is in fact taking these pics but if he wants to prove it to the detractors he needs to show himself. I do find it very odd that we aren't seeing the random elbow/hair shot of the soulmade. More proof the pics are fake or did she really stay home while Dave went to secure the tax money?