Plagued Incels.is (Previously known as /r/incels) - Subreddit's banned, entitled Manchildren whine about why they can't get laid.

[ProgKing of the North]

“And the reason I’m a virgin? My small wrists and nothing else”

 

[Ali della Fenice]

Small wrists but, most of all, small brain since he apparently cant understand the difference between pleasure and abuse.

Unless it is a troll of course.

 

[SheCameForNecky]

Yeah, small guys are NEVER considered hot. Only huge, buff dudes like Elijah Wood, Tom Cruise, Emilio Estevez, Dave Franco, and Michael Fox are allowed to become towering sex gods and mack on the Staceys.

I've seen a number of small, straight, hot guys not only do better than their taller peers, but guys with neonatenous features often get a nicer "story line" foisted upon them by potential mates. Oh, Elijah? He's not some big brute; he's just a sweetheart and wants to take you on a date because he's just an uwu sweetie cutie prince. <3 I don't begrudge cute guys because everyone's got their advantages and disadvantages.

TLR: Don't hate the player. Hate the game, incel fags.

 

[byuu]

“And the reason I’m a virgin? My small wrists and nothing else”

Just do some crime and become someone's bitch and you can experience the joys of sexual slavery yourself.

 

[Azovka]

There's some points that really baffle me about the incel community (beyond its mere existence):

1. Incels seem to be really conservative about all things related to sex and morality, just like Gulf or Asian Muslim-dominated countries where women are property and tracked on phone apps, but at the same time, they also look down on women with children (not only single mothers, mind you. Any mother).
By their own logic, shouldn't they be praising married women with children as epitomes of what a female must be like?

2. They want an obedient sex-slave with no free will and utterly devoted to them, but then, they would have to provide for her. Or do they expect their mindless cum dumpster to come with an unlimited supply of money? Only providing for any female, according to their own logic, is what beta cucks do. So, how does that work?

3. Do they actually believe that when a woman gets cum on her face or anywhere else, it stays on her forever? People wash. (Normies at least. Apparently incels don't).
If they applied this logic to everything, and not just selectively to women they resent, then they should never come in contact with any men either, since they touch dicks and balls too. Or hold cash, because people that handled these bills previously have also touched dicks. Or put their dirty fingers on any touchscreen ever, since the people that did that before them... You get the gist. (To be fair though, McDonalds touchscreens have tested positive for fecal matter, so they may have a point there.)

4. They really seem to overestimate the amount of sex your average girl has. For one, having sex multiple times per day can get painful and tiring very fast. And secondly, most people just don't have enough free time in their day to make room for 3+ shags.

5. Why do they make sex out to be the holy grail, the ultimate thing to strive for? It's great, make no mistake, but like, shouldn't they desire companionship more? The feeling of being loved, of knowing that they're not alone in this world? They just seem to be putting way too much emphasis on the "gotta get my dick wet in a virgin hole" part, instead of addressing their crippling loneliness.
Idk, I would have way more sympathy for them if they were bitching about not having anyone to hug them or watch anime with than going on "QQ the female I'm horny for, sorry that would make a good mate because of her looks, has probably deepthroated a cock and that makes her impure REEE".

Also,

Spoiler: rl incel powerlevel

There was this group of guys from high school / uni, and I used to have a crush on one of them, as in I thought he was cute in a nerdy kind of way (you know tall, thin, gangly. Idk, to each their own I suppose). That and pre-puberty, he had introduced me to Oblivion and The Elder Scrolls series, as well as D&D and Warhammer 40K - hobbies I kept up with even though we were from very different social circles.

Anyways, after months of working up the courage to ask him out since I knew I was gonna get laughed at by my friends for it (I mean, him and his group were more or less social recluses), I finally had the occasion to spend some time with him alone.

And oh boy, where to start?

He spent a good half an hour asking me how I felt about anal and trying to convince me that all women get "loose" by age 30, and as such, I would have to spread my butt cheeks for him past that point, because my used, loose pussy just wouldn't do anymore.

Then, he actually trash-talked my male friends for being "braindead gym bros that disrespect girls" and kept berating me about hanging out with them, telling me "I could do better", and that "they had nothing to offer from an intellectual perspective anyways".

He also asked me why I had dated my ex and how many other people I slept with, which was hilarious considering I was an 18 year old virgin, and broke up with my ex exactly because I was scared of sleeping with him, and was dealing with bulimia and other self-conscious issues at the time. Not that I was comfortable admitting I was a virgin let alone to that rude fuck, and most people (including a Literature teacher that really disliked me) thought otherwise anyways.

Those are the main things I do remember from our "date". And when he got around talking shit about my female friends for being clubbing hoes, I just pretended to get an urgent text and left.
Yeah, that really killed any remaining attraction I had for him.
Don't mind patriarchal, conservative men, what with having been raised in a patriarchal, conservative, Russian family, but maaaaaan fucking anal after 30 because vaginas have an expiration date? Yeah, no.

I don't think the term "incel" existed back then, but he sure as hell would fit.

Edit: Spoiler tldr : I tried to ask an incel out.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Don't forget the large mountain dew!

McNormies only sells Cucka-cola products so incels are out of luck if they want gamer fuel with their tendies.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

Sounds like his celibacy was quite voluntary

 

[KeeweeFirms]

Incels hate feminism because they feel women use it to project their shortcomings on men
Incels project their sexual and intimacy shortcomings on women

wat?

Also, have you ever had sex with someone because you felt sorry for them? Yeah, me neither. Pretty sure it works the same the other way around. This incel thing is the self defeating cycle to end all self defeating cycles.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

If you have sex with a condom, you're still a virgin incel cuck

 

[Clones of Alex Jones]

HOw many times have been rejected poll.

Spoiler: Just Be White thread. #5 checks his privliage I shit you not

 

[Azovka]

If you have sex with a condom, you're still a virgin incel cuck
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Condoms don't count as sex, but if you rawdog a roastie, you'll get remnants of Chad's cum all over your dick because every female that you'd want to fuck in the first place rode the cock carousel since 12.

Incels really can't win, can they?

 

[Candidae]

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“And the reason I’m a virgin? My small wrists and nothing else”

What's stopping this guy from becoming a prostitute then? Just grab a shady pimp and boom! Might as well be a slave if that's what he wants

If you have sex with a condom, you're still a virgin incel cuck
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Aka how to assure your fellow incels that you're still an incel virgin. Or how to come up with ways to keep your crazy worldview despite the fact that you've had sex which proved everything you think is wrong

 

[TenMilesWide]

Aka how to assure your fellow incels that you're still an incel virgin. Or how to come up with ways to keep your crazy worldview despite the fact that you've had sex which proved everything you think is wrong

"I don't get it, I had sex and I'm still the same shitty person I was. It must be the sex's fault."

 

[KittyGremlin]

Condoms don't count as sex, but if you rawdog a roastie, you'll get remnants of Chad's cum all over your dick because every female that you'd want to fuck in the first place rode the cock carousel since 12.

Incels really can't win, can they?

I suppose the only way to lose the V card is to bang Chad. And Incels might just be the demographic to need such an excuse to do that.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

"I don't get it, I had sex and I'm still the same shitty person I was. It must be the sex's fault."

They have now been tainted by the evil femoids

 

[KeeweeFirms]

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Spoiler: Just Be White thread. #5 checks his privliage I shit you not

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Wow things are tough all over. Look at the bottom. Even AHX Edward Norton can't get laid.

Maybe Barry would be more successful if he ditched the rapist look....nah probably not. But, it isn't helping.

 

[SheCameForNecky]

That seems somewhat unlikely, everybody knows women don't go for skinny nerdy looking guys. Still a more believable scenario than an incel with a job though.

That being said, working at McDonald's isn't really a step up from being NEET.

I know a guy who had a receding hairline, was skinny AF, and went out with TWO competitors from ANTM who didn't know each other. Yeah, girls do go for that type of guy, sometimes really hot girls do.

 

[Clones of Alex Jones]

I know a guy who had a receding hairline, was skinny AF, and went out with TWO competitors from ANTM who didn't know each other. Yeah, girls do go for that type of guy, sometimes really hot girls do.

Was he Rich and did he have game?

You have to remember incels have neither.

 

[SheCameForNecky]

Was he Rich and did he have game?

You have to remember incels have neither.

No, and not as far as I can see, but girls love him.

 

[Candidae]

I highly doubt anyone can get rejected 21+ times. Either they are lying or they are 3/10 going for 9/10.

Unfortunately I can say from experience that some guys really don't take a hint (and by "hint" I mean telling them flat out no). I had that happen in highschool though, hopefully the incels aren't much older or at least had the sense to ask different girls