DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Sparkletor]

At the very least he could have taken another photo.

His camera phone was out of digital film.

 

[samovski]

She looks like a hostage in any photo with Dave, maybe she's just uncomfortable, who wouldn't be with lump of flesh wrapped around them?.

"Now remember we're supposed to be in love ok dood?"

 

[Prince Lotor]

So I'm confused. Katherine is his 'Soulmate', has been 'an amazingly pahsitive influence' on his life, and is the person he wants to spend the rest of his life with and marry ASAP. . .but he hasn't bought her a ring and has no plans on marrying her until his neverending financial crisis ends, still calls her his girlfriend rather than his fiancé and has never referred to her as such, only posted 1 creeper photo of her from behind since she last appeard with him on-stream 5 months ago and now is pretending to have flown across the whole country to meet his parents before they die even though he told us the reason he can't move back to CT is because Katherine won't want to get on a plane again, constantly mixes-up and forgets his lies about whether she is 'at work' or 'is home', etc.

I'm just having a hard time figuring out what might be happening, to this narcissistic pathologically lying boomer who's going through a mid-life crisis following the break-up of his first girlfriend (WHO IS NOT TO BE MENTIONED!!) after a failed marriage proposal, with his new rebound chick that turned out to be a cheating couch-surfer.

It's so confoosing

 

[CoolGuy420weedbonerXXX]

Kat didn't go with him to Connecticut. In fact, she's the house sitter he was talking about. That's the twist. She still lives at the Gout Mansion, but only on the first floor. This is why we haven't seen hardly any DSP insta pics of his TV screen recently, because that's Kat's territory, and Kat wants nothing to do with his social. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if Jim is at the Mansion right now giving it to her. Phil's gonna come home from Connecticut only to realize Kat's new boyfriend has moved in, they're going to break up, and Phil is going to play the victim card harder than he's ever played it before.

 

[Wurstbrot]

She looks like a hostage in any photo with Dave, maybe she's just uncomfortable, who wouldn't be with lump of flesh wrapped around them?.

"Now remember we're supposed to be in love ok dood?"

They act so little with each other she looks like edited in via greenscreen. We only know this can't be the case bc Phil already sweats from the thought of a greenscreen.
She still looks out of place. Another person, even a girl, in the bacon smelling fortress of solitude? This is like finding a box of perfect in shape water-ice cubes with an autograph of John Lennon below the outer mantle of the sun. Or even more unfitting: Phil in search of a job. This won't fit together.

I don't like to comment on Khet's appearance as most people can't change how they look, but imho she looks just average. She doesn't need to look like a beauty queen, she also doesn't look ugly, she's also not fat. At least she has some form of appeal if her face is not just frozen in emotional emptiness. And compared to Phil she is way above his league anyway. Not saying Phil is super ugly, but his personality twists him into the shape of a formless spineless gremlin.
Phil also looks very out of place if he's not sitting in his ogre swamp. Put him next to the Project 7 crew and BAMM he looks photoshopped.

 

[BallBuster]

Sort of off topic but it just goes to show that Phil will never get banned from Twitch. Badbunny gave her audience a shot of her snatch and netted a 3 day ban.

 

[NoMoreFarLeft]

So I'm confused. Katherine is his 'Soulmate', has been 'an amazingly pahsitive influence' on his life, and is the person he wants to spend the rest of his life with and marry ASAP. . .but he hasn't bought her a ring and has no plans on marrying her until his neverending financial crisis ends, still calls her his girlfriend rather than his fiancé and has never referred to her as such, only posted 1 creeper photo of her from behind since she last appeard with him on-stream 5 months ago and now is pretending to have flown across the whole country to meet his parents before they die even though he told us the reason he can't move back to CT is because Katherine won't want to get on a plane again, constantly mixes-up and forgets his lies about whether she is 'at work' or 'is home', etc.

I'm just having a hard time figuring out what might be happening, to this narcissistic pathologically lying boomer who's going through a mid-life crisis following the break-up of his first girlfriend (WHO IS NOT TO BE MENTIONED!!) after a failed marriage proposal, with his new rebound chick that turned out to be a cheating couch-surfer.

It's so confoosing

Its simple friend. They are not in love. She knows it. He knows it. The spare office is convenient for her. She can pursue her new life near Seattle at very little overall cost. She can get away from her past life and all she has to do is be in a platonic, roommate relationship with Phil. As long as she doesn't openly mistreat him or cheat on him, he is happy and by proxy she is happy.

He couldn't take the L after Panda left. He needed somebody, anybody that was a step above a crack whore to prove those haters wrong. They weren't. Say what you will about Panda but she was objectively the best he was going to get, she seemed to be genuinely in to him for the longest time, and they had a rapport. He pushed her away and he can't take that loss. Look at how he reacts when people bring her up. He almost gets emotional but you can tell deep down he knows he fucked up and it is 100% his fault. But the chronic shit talker can never take an open L. So he doesn't just have a girlfriend guys, he has a soul mate. He improved over the last one. "She does things for me nobody ever else has." And so he will keep that lie going even if it means marrying someone you can tell he has no connection with. He can't take that loss to "us."

 

[Dragoonism]

Sort of off topic but it just goes to show that Phil will never get banned from Twitch. Badbunny gave her audience a shot of her snatch and netted a 3 day ban.
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Dale (LTG) was permabanned, but was let back on after a few years, even if Phil was going to end up banned, he would get back on Twitch fairly soon again!

 

[BallBuster]

Dale (LTG) was permabanned, but was let back on after a few years, even if Phil was going to end up banned, he would get back on Twitch fairly soon again!

LTG doesn’t bring in the paypigs. He also is a racists cunt who constantly says easily bannable things. He gets banned on every platform.

 

[draculapenis]

Not saying Phil is super ugly, but his personality twists him into the shape of a formless spineless gremlin.
Phil also looks very out of place if he's not sitting in his ogre swamp. Put him next to the Project 7 crew and BAMM he looks photoshopped.

I would call Phil 'super ugly'. He's misshapen as fuck, and I'm pretty sure that's why he refuses to upgrade his camera to anything above 480p (also: laziness)

He couldn't take the L after Panda left. He needed somebody, anybody that was a step above a crack whore to prove those haters wrong. They weren't. Say what you will about Panda but she was objectively the best he was going to get, she seemed to be genuinely in to him for the longest time, and they had a rapport. He pushed her away and he can't take that loss. Look at how he reacts when people bring her up. He almost gets emotional but you can tell deep down he knows he fucked up and it is 100% his fault. But the chronic shit talker can never take an open L. So he doesn't just have a girlfriend guys, he has a soul mate. He improved over the last one. "She does things for me nobody ever else has." And so he will keep that lie going even if it means marrying someone you can tell he has no connection with. He can't take that loss to "us."

Absolutely. Every time a detractor gets to grief Philly by showing up in one of his CoD matches or whatever, I hope and pray that they say something about Leanna. Nothing else seems to really penetrate Phil's narcissist forcefield, but you're right in that the Leanna situation is one that he really, truly regrets. Especially if he has to look at Kat every day (assuming they live together/see each other/interact at all), because Leanna was definitely the most attractive woman Phil could ever hope to land.

 

[samovski]

I would call Phil 'super ugly'. He's misshapen as fuck, and I'm pretty sure that's why he refuses to upgrade his camera to anything above 480p (also: laziness)

1. Greasy receding hair.
2. Zero muscle mass.
3. Posture of a crippled pensioner.
4. Terrible mannerisms/habits.
5. No charisma.
6. Unfunny.
7. Hates everything and everyone.
8. Incredibly selfish.
9. Will not go on dates unless forced.

It seems to me he's ugly in every sense of the word not just physically. I'm one of those optimistic romantic fools that believes personality means far more than looks. Even then I can't think of a word to describe him other than ugly. I would not want to be around someone like him romantically, platonically or even ironically. He's toxic in every way, and his lack of friends & lovers attests. Someone is not your soulmate a month in. Someone is your last gasp attempt a month in.

 

[Dragoonism]

LTG doesn’t bring in the paypigs. He also is a racists cunt who constantly says easily bannable things. He gets banned on every platform.

Dale is banned from Twitch again because people used dick pics as avatars when subbing to him and he was dumb enough to have a huge flash animation of the avatar and user name on screen when someone subbed to him!

But Dale brings in the money, have seen some of his YT streams where people have thrown $50-200 at him and more than once $500, but his main income is demanding money for him to turn on both the mic and cam, cost $30, playing first to 3 or 5 wins, $10-50, and the latest is that it cost $15 to get on his Smash friendslist each month, so Dale brings in the money!

The difference is what you say, Dale is racist and more and he dont know when to stop talking racially against other people, while Phil, despite some racist comments over the years, dont come close to it and avoids it as best he can, then besides that Twitch isnt the best at keeping to their ToS themselves.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I would call Phil 'super ugly'. He's misshapen as fuck, and I'm pretty sure that's why he refuses to upgrade his camera to anything above 480p (also: laziness)

looking at phil on his tiny shitty face cam
then going to the high quality close ups
it's like day and night

every wrinkle and bump, the misery in his face pops out
he ages 20 years when he goes up in quality

 

[Pargon]

Not saying Phil is super ugly,

Hmm. Let's get Forensics on this. Pull up file yegods.jpg.

Fuck, that...okay, glad I took a shot of Jack before loading that up.

Hm. Give me 54x40.

Ah yes, the last thing a sausage sees.

Huh, what's that...? ENHANCE.

The defense rests.

Janice! Get in here with a handkerchief. I seem to be crying blood again.

 

[Sparkletor]

I think it was on his marathon where Phil was asked his thoughts on using women for sex. Phil is 100% against it. He respects women and has never used one. He only has sex once a loving and meaningful relationship has formed.

He is then asked, "So you've only been with two women?"

No! Phil has had lots of sex! It happened before Leanna!

Using the information provided, a reasonable person could infer that since Phil had sex before Panda, and Phil doesn't have sex unless he is in a meaningful relationship, then Phil must have been in a relationship previously.

Now using Phil's own stories he has told us he didn't date in high school. Too busy being valedictorian. After high school he spent a lot of time with Mark and Liam. No mention of a girlfriend for Phil even though he mentions other people having girlfriends.

He spent one year living on campus at college. His dorm was the party dorm and he tells a story about two drunk chicks passed out in his bed. In my opinion a man in a loving and mature relationship would not have two women in his bed.

He then presumably live with his folks again for a couple of years. He was going to local tournaments and dominating the competition. Any of the old footage of these events has a noticible lack of girlfriends.

He lived with a couple of guys from his work at Wells Fargo. He does not say he lived with his girlfriend and a couple of guys. It's possible he had a girlfriend, but seeing how we all know how lazy Phil is, it is hard to picture him doing a 9 to 5 job AND playing video games AND feeding himself AND managing an intimate personal relationship. I'm doubtful.

The most telling for me personally is the condo purchase. First, Phil bought it because he was thirsty for his coworker whose boyfriend was selling it. This means no gf. Second, it is a tiny spot not big enough for two people to live in together. Buying a $130k condo shows intent on living there for a good while and living in a one person condo shows he resigned his fate to being forever alone.

 

[NoMoreFarLeft]

Hmm. Let's get Forensics on this. Pull up file yegods.jpg.

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Fuck, that...okay, glad I took a shot of Jack before loading that up.

Hm. Give me 54x40.

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Ah yes, the last thing a sausage sees.

Huh, what's that...? ENHANCE.

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The defense rests.

Janice! Get in here with a handkerchief. I seem to be crying blood again.

I think the more fugly element is the tiny, feminine chin that is tucked in to all that fat. That hair thinning in his "goatee" is just priceless.

 

[Sparkletor]

I think the more fugly element is the tiny, feminine chin that is tucked in to all that fat. That hair thinning in his "goatee" is just priceless.

HID BEARD IS NOT PATCHY THOSE ARE FLESH COLORED WHITE HAIRS!!!

 

[Pargon]

I think the more fugly element is the tiny, feminine chin that is tucked in to all that fat. That hair thinning in his "goatee" is just priceless.

If I'm not mistaken this was captured during the Breakup Saga. I'm hotly anticipating the levels of visible grime he'll develop following the Dark Soulmaid Arc.

 

[BallBuster]

Why are we talking about his looks?

Balding greasy hair.
Big wart and liverspot on face.
Necropsy (not really but I don’t what they call gray nasty skin... zombie jaundice?)
Flabby face fat.
Flabby arm fat.
No energy, testerotone, or intelligence.
Overweight.
Shit personality.
Shit human being.
Grading voice.
Snorts and belches constantly.

Can’t you smell them vagina juices flowing? I’m no fucking looker, but Christ my chud looking ass is a regular Adonis next to Phil.

 

[Sparkletor]

Phil might not be a looker, but Kat isn't shallow. She likes Phil for his other wonderful qualities.

He's a great dad even though he doesn't want kids. He knows exactly how other people should raise their children. Just pimp slap them and send them outside until they are adults.

He's an empathetic listener. When Kat has a bad day at work she knows she can talk to Phil and not only does he understand, he will explain how his day of taking a dump and playing video games was equally as hard.

He's emotionally supportive. On Halloween when Kat had a break down and ran out of the house, Phil immediately took action an hour later, told people to stop bullying, and continued to play video games all day.

Phil has a bright future. Despite cyber terrorists, mentally ill nudniks, big black bullies and his egg gangsters trying to take him down, Phil doesn't quit. He will play video games while begging for money indefinitely. He's not going anywhere folks.

Phil is very sentimental. Even though his Connecticut condo costs him thousands of dollars a year to sit empty, Phil keeps it because it holds a special place in his heart.