Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[Mariposa Electrique]

They said with the $20gs they will spend time with him. You can do that for free last time I checked.

How dumb are w--ns? It's quite poetic. They throw thousands of dollars at Chris to spend a few minutes with him, yet he throws himself at other weirdos for free.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

They said with the $20gs they will spend time with him. You can do that for free last time I checked.

I thought he required payment.

 

[DC 740]

I thought Geno said they already paid Chris, Barb and Megan for their time out of pocket and the $20K was going to recoup some of that cost?

 

[Mr. 0]

I thought Geno said they already paid Chris, Barb and Megan for their time out of pocket and the $20K was going to recoup some of that cost?

that's impossible, that would mean joseph somebody or other is just as dumb as everyone else who gives chris money for anything

 

[bigshot]

I thought Geno said they already paid Chris, Barb and Megan for their time out of pocket and the $20K was going to recoup some of that cost?

They could make a nude three-way a $50 grand stretch goal.

 

[deeman]

Sorry, been out of the loop about this 20G documentary debacle, where can i find a synopsis if there is one? (Hate to be THAT guy )

 

[King Kiwi]

Sorry, been out of the loop about this 20G documentary debacle, where can i find a synopsis if there is one? (Hate to be THAT guy )

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-vs-the-internet-documentary-promo.55095/

Synopsis: Spedtards thought they were going to dine in lulzland and sanction a documentary about Chris, Barboa and Megan-back-of-headshot. The only stipulation? An "optional" Kickstarter where, for only your entire paycheck, you can host a screening (or something) and if you pay 5-10 grand they'll fly your lucky ass to Virgina and you'll bond with the makers (and Chris or whatever) at McDonald's.

In a bizarre turn of events, the tardwasted film crew swiftly took down their Cuckstarter, all Twitters were set to private and no one was scammed but some one-dollar w33ns.

The end.

 

[teasleep]

I thought Geno said they already paid Chris, Barb and Megan for their time out of pocket and the $20K was going to recoup some of that cost?

Yes, they had already paid Chris, Barb and Megan. They wanted the money to break even, according to Geno.

ETA:

Here is Joseph's breakdown for the 20k:
The Budget Breakdown:
We are expecting the travel costs associated with getting content from some of our collaborators to cost around 3,000 including Travel, Meals, Lodging and Car Rental
Payment for Collaborators will be around 2,000
Lawyer Fee we are expecting to be around 1,000 for contracts including release forms and location releases
A city permit to shoot in public is generally around 600 and the film insurance can vary but we expect 1,600
3,000 will be for bills so i can take the necessary time off of work to film
This leaves us with 4,400 for additional collaborators who have not signed on yet. This is the main places where the budget will go and gives us wiggle room to attract more interviews and additional travel costs.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Yes, they had already paid Chris, Barb and Megan. They wanted the money to break even, according to Geno.

Lol, fuck them

 

[lolz4brainz]

Honestly, Chris and his life aren't worth making a multi-thousand dollar documentary about with interviews and all that shit.
They're certainly worth making comprehensive history videos about for YouTube, but tossing thousands of dollars around? Why not do that for something more significant in the world?
Save the big-budget documentaries for after Chris goes on a murderous rampage and stitches body parts together into Sonichu effigies.

 

[Roger Whore]

They could make a nude three-way a $50 grand stretch goal.

That is absolutely disgusting and absolutely possible. I want die.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Just because it’s easy to make a CWC Documentary doesn’t mean that you should make one. Especially if you drag Megan fucking Schroeder into it and try to scam people 50k. Fuck off Joseph, go neck yourself.

 

[King Kiwi]

A Megan interview.

That's all they had to do and they failed.

I could respect if they paid her off and wanted a small fee for access to it (not sure on amount, but whatever) and yet they ruin what could have been an interesting Q&A.

KF didn't do anything, they set themselves up to fail.

 

[Looney Troons]

Other than offering her perspective vocally (which likely doesn’t deviate far from the emails we’ve known of for years) and just having new footage, I’m not terribly interested in Megan’s interview. Perhaps Geno will fork over a month or two worth of Patreon earnings so we can get this stuff archived, but if he does happen to come in possession of it, he would probably use it in a future part of the documentary he creates.

Spoiler

i don’t think Megan is all that pretty. Sorry everyone. Please feel free to hurl your negative ratings.

 

[bigshot]

Yes, they had already paid Chris, Barb and Megan.

That fact and the details of their subsequent failure should be widely advertised to discourage people from thinking about making similar "investments" into Chris.

The Pilgrims had stocks where they locked people up in the public square with a sign detailing their transgression so people could humiliate them for their deeds. We could use something like that at KiwiFarms.

 

[The Un-Clit]

That fact and the details of their subsequent failure should be widely advertised to discourage people from thinking about making similar "investments" into Chris.

The Pilgrims had stocks where they locked people up in the public square with a sign detailing their transgression so people could humiliate them for their deeds. We could use something like that at KiwiFarms.

What do you think we already do with every single tryhard weeen that comes here thinking they're gonna be the next Clyde Cash or Geno Samuel?

 

[bigshot]

It would be more fun if we could sit on a bench eating apples and staring at them, then throw the cores at them while they're locked in the stocks.

 

[Scratchin' Pro]

A Megan interview.

That's all they had to do and they failed.

I could respect if they paid her off and wanted a small fee for access to it (not sure on amount, but whatever) and yet they ruin what could have been an interesting Q&A.

KF didn't do anything, they set themselves up to fail.

There was this one guy a few months ago who apparently interviewed Megan on Facebook. Can't guarantee its truth and honesty, but it if you need a Megan interview, there's that.

What a thrill...

...with darkness and silence through the night. ?

 

[The Un-Clit]

There was this one guy a few months ago who apparently interviewed Megan on Facebook. Can't guarantee its truth and honesty, but it if you need a Megan interview, there's that.

...with darkness and silence through the night. ?

This guy is a boring faggot.

So speaketh me, and so speaketh Canadian Club, 12 year old special reserve.

 

[bigshot]

I got through the re-edited episodes and they are a big improvement. The long scrolling text caps are not too long, the comics are not too long, and there's lots of focus on the videos. It played tight. Good job Gino.