Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aaway]

same clip plays twice starting at 5:05 but of course there's no way jack will ever know because he disabled his comments. plus he'd be too lazy to actually fix it anyways.

also, at the end he complains that they had to wait a long time for the check and says they were waiting so long that "we almost had to ask for the check." do they expect that the check will just get dropped off without them asking? as if the server should automatically know when they are ready to leave?

 

[Suburban Bastard]

same clip plays twice starting at 5:05 but of course there's no way jack will ever know because he disabled his comments. plus he'd be too lazy to actually fix it anyways.

also, at the end he complains that they had to wait a long time for the check and says they were waiting so long that "we almost had to ask for the check." do they expect that the check will just get dropped off without them asking? as if the server should automatically know when they are ready to leave?

He looks like the kind of person who is never ready to leave the restaurant.

 

[DuckSucker]

Eh pre stroke would you trust jack with an egg? I wouldn't.

Jack seems like he would have gotten that "egg baby" project for middle school, but cracked it raw into his mouth before class was even over, thinking it was a snack.

He is not a good parent or cook.

 

[Furina]

same clip plays twice starting at 5:05 but of course there's no way jack will ever know because he disabled his comments. plus he'd be too lazy to actually fix it anyways.

also, at the end he complains that they had to wait a long time for the check and says they were waiting so long that "we almost had to ask for the check." do they expect that the check will just get dropped off without them asking? as if the server should automatically know when they are ready to leave?

Isn't it pretty typical to ask for the check? I don't go to a lot of restaurants but I've been to a enough to know that if the staff bring you the check unprovoked is them politely asking you to fuck off because you're either taking up space or they want to close. Anywhere I've been falls into one of three varieties: You ask for it and it is brought to you. You pay at the front on your way out. You pay upfront and food is brought to you.
Maybe this is new to the Scalfanis because the staff at every venue they've visited is overly eager to get them out ASAP.

 

[Water-T]

Maybe this is new to the Scalfanis because the staff at every venue they've visited is overly eager to get them out ASAP.

"Excuse me, sir, but we're going to have to ask you to leave. The way you eat your food is making many of our customers uncomfortable, and you've eaten half of the buffet here in just 1 hour."

 

[AnOminous]

oh i have no doubt jack knows about this thread

with his massive ego he's definitely googled his name many times and this thread is one of the top 10 results. he most likely sees this thread as the work of satan worshiping atheists who hate jesus and support the homosexuals

I don't though. I love the completely homosexual Jesus.

 

[FemalePresident]

same clip plays twice starting at 5:05 but of course there's no way jack will ever know because he disabled his comments. plus he'd be too lazy to actually fix it anyways.

also, at the end he complains that they had to wait a long time for the check and says they were waiting so long that "we almost had to ask for the check." do they expect that the check will just get dropped off without them asking? as if the server should automatically know when they are ready to leave?

Jack is such a douche.

He's not pretending to be doing Keto anymore, right?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Isn't it pretty typical to ask for the check? I don't go to a lot of restaurants but I've been to a enough to know that if the staff bring you the check unprovoked is them politely asking you to fuck off because you're either taking up space or they want to close. Anywhere I've been falls into one of three varieties: You ask for it and it is brought to you. You pay at the front on your way out. You pay upfront and food is brought to you.
Maybe this is new to the Scalfanis because the staff at every venue they've visited is overly eager to get them out ASAP.

For my experience, they'll usually come up to your table when it looks you're finished or near finished eating your meal and ask you how was everything. Or they'll ask you if you will be having anything else (dessert, coffee etc.). That's when you usually ask for the check.

How lazy is Jack that he couldn't even do that?

 

[Aaway]

For my experience, they'll usually come up to your table when it looks you're finished or near finished eating your meal and ask you how was everything. Or they'll ask you if you will be having anything else (dessert, coffee etc.). That's when you usually ask for the check.

How lazy is Jack that he couldn't even do that?

exactly. this is my experience in 99% of restaurants i eat at. unless its the kind of place you pay up front and the food is brought out to you

jack makes it sound like they just sit there expecting the check to be brought out to them without saying a word. and of course if that doesn't happen he'll throw a fit about it

 

[JackDavis]

Jack eating fettuccine with a spoon with predictable results.
Bonus: A young lady clearly annoyed at being recorded and oblivious to the fact she's going to be on the internet and the Scalfanis not giving a shit.

Apparently a plate of seafood pasta is $17 and that's "reasonable". Kinda expensive IMO.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

I love how the fat fuck keeps standing in the way of the servers while lamenting the "narrow" walkway. I'm amazied his ass and fat bulbous gut did not knock people around as he waddled up to the booth.

 

[3mpire117]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4dHjdaquu4

4:35
His stomach trying to take control and make him devour that burnt cheese

 

[Aaway]

i'm so confused by that pan review video

he complains about how the egg sticks and the chocolate not melting then he raves about how great the pan is?

 

[Aaway]

jack uploaded a video to his facebook where he throws a full blown tantrum about tammy potentially going to whataburger without him and constantly pleads with her not to

 

[DuckSucker]

jack uploaded a video to his facebook where he throws a full blown tantrum about tammy potentially going to whataburger without him and constantly pleads with her not to

OMG I cant wait. Im imagining a fucking 50-something 300 lb boomer throwing a temper tantrum over potentially not getting nuggies, culminating in him nearly in tears begging her to take him, then throwing himself on the floor and using his one good arm to latch around her ankle as she walks out the door! "This is manchild abuse! How could you get Whataburger and not get me at least two burgers! But put them on a skewer so I can still eat them since I cant doublefist anymore. But what the fuck Tammy?! My audience is going to see this and YOULL be embarrassed for treating me so poorly!"

Now that I think about him throwing himself to the floor, how would he get up if he did fall over? If he fell on his face he could maybe use his arm to hoist himself up onto his knees but he's pretty old and not in good health so I dont know if he could get up from his knees. If he fell on his back, I dont know, even if he had something to grab onto if he wouldnt just pull the thing over if it's not stationary, and counters are usually higher than you could reach from a position on the floor. I think Jack should put some thought into this.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Tammy just wants to eat somewhere without worrying about her husband shoving his fucking camera in everyone's face.

 

[JackDavis]

Jeez, this is legit autism. He doesn't want her to eat Whataburger with her friend while she's down (in Texas?) for a "Women's Conference" because he wants to record her reaction for Burger Wars.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Jeez, this is legit autism. He doesn't want her to eat Whataburger with her friend while she's down (in Texas?) for a "Women's Conference" because he wants to record her reaction for Burger Wars.

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"Don't make me hit you with my phone!"
[Tammy thwacks him]
"Ow!"

 

[FemalePresident]

He's such a dumbass.

This is the man we're talking about

 

[LordofCringe7206]

He's such a dumbass.

This is the man we're talking about

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I don't know many devote religious people who would take pictures of themselves giving the middle finger Jack.