Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

What part of Kelly's body will she start picking at next?

  • Stumps

    Votes: 1,437 58.6%
  • Arms

    Votes: 367 15.0%
  • Hands

    Votes: 118 4.8%
  • Face

    Votes: 229 9.3%
  • Hair

    Votes: 117 4.8%
  • Face

    Votes: 182 7.4%
  • She will find an entirely new way of harming herself

    Votes: 827 33.7%

  • Total voters
    2,453
  • Poll closed .
Holy grandoise delusions. A "whole site" dedicated to Kelly? Claims that trolls "lives revolve" around Kelly? Kelly, you're not that important. No one cares that much about you. You sound ridiculous. You have one (relatively unactive) thread about you on a site FULL of hundreds of threads that are much more active, much more entertaining, and about people better than you.

Reddit casually mentions you once in a blue moon. You aren't relevant to them. You have another unactive thread on lolcow. They are normally so boring that you yourself are the only one posting in them, desperately trying to bait to drum up some attention.

No one's life revolves around you. You are nothing more than a passing thought to those who post here in your thread. YOU spend all day refreshing your thread but no one else does. Get real.
 
Yeah if my life revolved around a cow it would be a better one than Kelly. Chantal is my go-to for when I first check in here.

Hey “Marina,” you want us to contact your FB so you can prove you’re not Kelly? I have a better idea. Post a public message to us in your FB. Something simple like “I really don’t like kiwis much.” Why do we have to contact you first for you to prove it’s you?

Go on I dare you. Post public proof on “your” facebook. You don’t need us to message you first to make that happen.
 
So with all this ignorance on here and people saying my sister should kill herself

Oh honey, no. We're trying to figure out why she wants to kill herself. We don't really care either way when it comes down to it, but no one has said she should kill herself.

She didn’t ask me to take credit for anything. I also do not believe I at any time ever said I had made a blog. I have no interest in trying that right now and not for that reason (I’d forsure figure out how to do one on baking) I honestly do not think that waining_geight is Kelly due to the entire convo that we had. There are a loooot of people of here who are 100% certain I’m posting as Kelly and I know I’m not. Thank you for not being evil ☺
Marina

Okay, so you're the sister now. Why are you getting involved in this? What do you gain here? I mean, it's not making Kelly any more interesting.
 
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Yeah if my life revolved around a cow it would be a better one than Kelly. Chantal is my go-to for when I first check in here.

Hey “Marina,” you want us to contact your FB so you can prove you’re not Kelly? I have a better idea. Post a public message to us in your FB. Something simple like “I really don’t like kiwis much.” Why do we have to contact you first for you to prove it’s you?

Go on I dare you. Post public proof on “your” facebook. You don’t need us to message you first to make that happen.
Done and done!!
 
the thing I'm seeing most since I last checked here is a lot of people thinking that amputation would be too much, that the prospect of that would scare her enough to stop fucking with her legs.

no. she's a munchie. getting those legs cut off would entitle her to massive amounts of medical attention forever, asspats, people pushing her around in a chair,for the rest of her life. it's her chance to have a real actual illness/disaster that people can SEE and not deny it.

if she can dick around with those legs enough to get amputated, she will.
 
Oh honey, no. We're trying to figure out why she wants to kill herself. We don't really care either way when it comes down to it, but no one has said she should kill herself.



Okay, so you're the sister now. Why are you getting involved in this? What do you gain here? I mean, it's not making Kelly any more interesting.
I’ve seen her post before about these pages, sites, whatever you call them and it’s always bothered me that things like this exist. I got a shot of them bringing up myself and my children and I was MAD!!!! Kelly is an adult so she can mostly handle her own in things like this, but she’s human and it does bother her. As a sister I figured it was a little something I could do to show support and tell trolls to stay the fuck away from my children. They are 100% off limits!!!! I had no idea that there were worse people on here getting bullied and having threads a hundred pages long. I don’t think it’s right for those ppl either but I’m not here to defend them, just my family. Just because there are worse cases on here doesn’t mean that it hurts my sister any less to see people online saying unpleasant things about here. Then it’s addictive interacting with some of the asses on here. Some of you are simply asking questions, I also like to engage and honestly answer what I can hoping for some sort of understanding.
 
I’ve seen her post before about these pages, sites, whatever you call them and it’s always bothered me that things like this exist. I got a shot of them bringing up myself and my children and I was MAD!!!! Kelly is an adult so she can mostly handle her own in things like this, but she’s human and it does bother her. As a sister I figured it was a little something I could do to show support and tell trolls to stay the fuck away from my children. They are 100% off limits!!!! I had no idea that there were worse people on here getting bullied and having threads a hundred pages long. I don’t think it’s right for those ppl either but I’m not here to defend them, just my family. Just because there are worse cases on here doesn’t mean that it hurts my sister any less to see people online saying unpleasant things about here. Then it’s addictive interacting with some of the asses on here. Some of you are simply asking questions, I also like to engage and honestly answer what I can hoping for some sort of understanding.

Pretty sure the only time those kids have come up is in the "oh, this is a sister and she has kids and looks normal" and that's it. And wondering why Kelly is such a goddamned basket case. But go off, I guess.
 
I’ve seen her post before about these pages, sites, whatever you call them and it’s always bothered me that things like this exist. I got a shot of them bringing up myself and my children and I was MAD!!!! Kelly is an adult so she can mostly handle her own in things like this, but she’s human and it does bother her. As a sister I figured it was a little something I could do to show support and tell trolls to stay the fuck away from my children. They are 100% off limits!!!! I had no idea that there were worse people on here getting bullied and having threads a hundred pages long. I don’t think it’s right for those ppl either but I’m not here to defend them, just my family. Just because there are worse cases on here doesn’t mean that it hurts my sister any less to see people online saying unpleasant things about here. Then it’s addictive interacting with some of the asses on here. Some of you are simply asking questions, I also like to engage and honestly answer what I can hoping for some sort of understanding.
And...WHERE did you “get a shot of them bringing you up?” Your loving sister Kelly sent it I suppose, to drag you into the debacle?

What even is your facebook? You said you posted a message to it but I can’t find it.
 
Done

Done and done!!
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Fine. Point taken. Since you've established who you are, then would you mind answering some questions? Like, why have you been completely estranged from Kelly's life up until this point? Why did you suddenly decide to become involved? If you're so adamant about defending your poor helpless sister, it just seems a little strange that you had no interaction with her whatsoever while she was in the hospital for several weeks with a very serious injury.

You should also know that on multiple occasions, Kelly has purposely come onto this website in order to draw attention to herself whenever people stop discussing her. It seems that she secretly likes the attention, despite whatever sob story she told you. Nobody posted in this thread for several months, and when it did become active again, it was because Kelly willingly contacted the owner of this website. If she hadn't done that, the thread very likely would have continued to die out. But no, people started discussing her again. And who started the discussion? Kelly.

In fact, you'll probably notice that up until you made your account and posted on here, her thread was starting to become pretty inactive. If I had to guess, she was starting to worry that people would stop giving her attention, so she convinced you that she was being viciously bullied and that she needed you to come on here and defend her.

Does that sound about right?
 
Well then I’m convinced then, I rescind my assumption that Marina was Kelly.

I still retain my right to shitpost about your children. Children, by the way, NOBODY WAS TALKING ABOUT until Marina showed up to tell us they’re “off-limits!!!”

You made it worse by posting. And nothing is off-limits to Kiwis. I’d suggest you don’t make it even worse by forbidding kiwis to talk about something because that’s just going to make them want to do it more.
 
Well then I’m convinced then, I rescind my assumption that Marina was Kelly.

I still retain my right to shitpost about your children. Children, by the way, NOBODY WAS TALKING ABOUT until Marina showed up to tell us they’re “off-limits!!!”

You made it worse by posting. And nothing is off-limits to Kiwis. I’d suggest you don’t make it even worse by forbidding kiwis to talk about something because that’s just going to make them want to do it more.

Also maybe she shouldn't act like an Internet Tough Guy and basket case, but that's just my thoughts.
 
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Fine. Point taken. Since you've established who you are, then would you mind answering some questions? Like, why have you been completely estranged from Kelly's life up until this point? Why did you suddenly decide to become involved? If you're so adamant about defending your poor helpless sister, it just seems a little strange that you had no interaction with her whatsoever while she was in the hospital for several weeks with a very serious injury.

You should also know that on multiple occasions, Kelly has purposely come onto this website in order to draw attention to herself whenever people stop discussing her. It seems that she secretly likes the attention, despite whatever sob story she told you. Nobody posted in this thread for several months, and when it did become active again, it was because Kelly willingly contacted the owner of this website. If she hadn't done that, the thread very likely would have continued to die out. But no, people started discussing her again. And who started the discussion? Kelly.

In fact, you'll probably notice that up until you made your account and posted on here, her thread was starting to become pretty inactive. If I had to guess, she was starting to worry that people would stop giving her attention, so she convinced you that she was being viciously bullied and that she needed you to come on here and defend her.

Does that sound about right?
It’s not all of the sudden. We always talk. This is just the first time I’ve made a login or whatever account I guess to defend her. She’s been doing better and her legs are healing so nicely. She and I have never “not been talking” depending on life we can go months without talking but it’s never in a rage or because hurt feelings. It’s just life. We inbox each other mostly so it’s not all public. We discuss family a lot and a lot of that is not for public consumption. Since she’s been doing so well as of late I also want to encourage her and show her that she’s got someone publicly on her side. Our father is not the most tec savy guy so he’d never be able to get all this, the other sibling I can’t speak for them. I’m very loud and pushy when it comes to people getting bullied, wrong is wrong.
 
Also maybe she shouldn't act like an Internet Tough Guy and basket case, but that's just my thoughts.
Exactly. No one knew or cares she had kids until she stormed in and said MY KIDS ARE OFF-LIMITS!!!

How do you make something an off-limit topic on the bloody internet? We can talk about anything we want. We WERE talking about your crazy sister but then you made it about you and your kids, full Streisand-effect style.

Edit: all of A sudden you dumb slag. Not all of THE sudden. The phrase is ALL OF A SUDDEN.


Here’s the thing Marina: no one bullies your sister. She shows up here and tries to stir up her own thread whenever it dies down, which is why we thought you were her. If we stop discussing her, she comes back and tries to make us talk about her again, so she can then screencap it and cry about it to others for pity. Your sister is the problem, not us.
 
Well then I’m convinced then, I rescind my assumption that Marina was Kelly.

I still retain my right to shitpost about your children. Children, by the way, NOBODY WAS TALKING ABOUT until Marina showed up to tell us they’re “off-limits!!!”

You made it worse by posting. And nothing is off-limits to Kiwis. I’d suggest you don’t make it even worse by forbidding kiwis to talk about something because that’s just going to make them want to do it more.
Actually yes someone did say that I or my children had written a blog. It was not any of us. Most people can respect that children are off limits. I’m grown come at me not my children.
 
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