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Talking about her bowel habits would be the “free space”.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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I want the free space to be a picture of a ghost, but your idea may be better.
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I was thinking about FREE EAITING SPACE.
Someone has to come up with a bingo card.
Spring is gonna be fun.
ETA : @sixcarbchiligorl You have excellent taste when it comes to your avatar.
Copper Saguaro
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This is going to be just like the water fast and trigger another cascade of binges and backpeddling. She set herself up to make a future video about how ridiculous this diet is because it was literally made up by a man who claims to talk to ghosts.
When will Chantal get an mlm saga? Can netflix make a documentary on ItWorks! or something?
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You know you've been on the Farms too long when a cow starts taking dieting advice from a guy who communes with spirits from the future & you think "oh. Huh. That's a thing," & move on with your day.
The one thing that really bothers me isn't the mystical celery salts, or the "psychic" "doctor," or the fact that he killed a kid, but the fact that the ghost he supposedly communes with is from the future. Not a person who died in the past, someone who died after. . .not being born yet. Can you. . .put a ghost in a time machine?
The one thing that really bothers me isn't the mystical celery salts, or the "psychic" "doctor," or the fact that he killed a kid, but the fact that the ghost he supposedly communes with is from the future. Not a person who died in the past, someone who died after. . .not being born yet. Can you. . .put a ghost in a time machine?
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Don't say I never do anything for you people...
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What can I say that hasn't been said? Nothing !! Chantal you are going to die early and alone !! Not only are you a sad person that needs mental help, you are a sad person who loves to afflict pain on others. Chantal... you do you girl !!!!!
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Maybe she will when she gets the memo that a large swath of those skinny legend YouTube and Instagram raw vegans that she admires are now eating meat and/or straight up carnivores now.
However, I doubt queen bee Freelee will ever eat meat (or ever admit to it, that is) and I doubt Chantal will ever give up Freelee's reign over the "healthy segment" of her personal belief system and behavior patterns.
Copper Saguaro
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Now that I think of it, Chantal just won't change with the times. Raw veganism isn't trendy anymore on the internet or in real life. Freelee just isn't the beautiful skinny legend she once was.
It's odd to me that she was so interested in fasting but never stumbled upon any keto or carnivore groups. There's a good deal of overlap between the two groups. They can be just as dogmatic and pseudoscientific as the raw vegans so Chantal would fit right in. They're HUGE on the whole 'healing your body' mentality.
She'd have a lot to lecture us about!
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What IS with the times right now, in terms of idiot diets? Can we predict her next obsession?
Copper Saguaro
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Fasting, low carb, and IIFYM come to mind. Chantal has tried and failed all of these things, I'm counting the times she's said she can do mukbangs and count calories as a poor man's IIFYM.
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Bless you for this. Now if only we could convince @Null into livestreaming Chantal's upcoming Ghostly Guru celery juice series so we could all play Blockhead Bingo together, watching our girl drone on about diarrhea and detoxing might actually be entertaining!
This is amazing, thank you!
twerkin_for_trayvon
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Get the fucking card, now!Comments and likes/dislikes enabled. Place your bets for how long.
Edit: You lied to me ?
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Can't wait till she discovers sv3rige and angrily rants to us about how drinking fresh blood is only true way to heal our bodies and her doctor can't be trusted because he told her to cook her chicken to prevent salmonella. (I'm too far deep in Internet culture, send help.)
twerkin_for_trayvon
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? If I didn't know better, I'd say this is Amberlynn.
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lol, this is awesome. 5 minutes in and she's making excuses to go to Pure Kitchen and buy dates even though they are high in sugar. Because fructose doesn't require insulin, that's what she read.
"tmr I'll have a full day of eating from the moment i wake up to the moment i go to bed, or at least until i stop eating, we'll see, the trick is to eat when hungry but to reach for a raw fruit or veggie".
She was devastated to tell Peetz she can't eat out for a minute. She really wants to and was disappointed to tell him. She wants to go out right now kinda but she could "totally just drink water and be fine" however.
It's going to be really hard to break the habit of going out to eat with him every Wednesday.
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[back from shopping on grandma's cc]
She got dates but is more excited about all the PAHSTAHS [jfc, even for someone familiar with an upper midwest accent this is obnoxious] that they had.
At 9:40 she shows herself waddling into the store out of breath. Or is that an old AL out take? It's honestly hard to tell at this point. She is back in the car and has to pause to catch her breath.
Add something to the bingo @Fat Pikachu SHE BOUGHT FANCY WATER BOTTLE! It was 45 fucking dollars. These gorlz man.
She can "bring it anywhere" so it's a good investment.
Starts ranting about Jamaica and her aunt randomly. She wants to go to Jamaica in November and it's all on her to "make progress" so she can go.
Peetz is here. He's...laconic. Riveting fucking stuff. He works afternoons (that is the worst shift, damn, 4 to Midnight). Chantal picks her nose and peetz says she always does it. She shows him her water bottle and he mumbles "fancy". She "has nothing to say to" peetz and he agrees. Peetz' therapist thinks he's "probably not" autistic and he makes a deadpan joke (I chuckled a bit) "guess I'm just weird". It goes over chantal's head.
Chantal is more fixated on the screaming kids she had to deal with earlier while shopping. They are now going to buy fruits and veggies. She explains the Medical Medium to Peetz and he says it "sounds stupid". Chantal says she's just ignoring that part and taking his advice as it's "stuff she's done before". A Dominos delivery guy next to their car distracts chantal.
At farm boy, she buys a CRATE of fucking mangoes. She seems surprised it's hard to find ripe mangoes in Ottawa in April.
Peetz says you are "supposed to knock" on a honey dew to tell its ripeness but he doesn't know what to listen for to indicate it's ripe.
Buying limes now, and oranges, she's pawing all the produce horrifyingly. She's still frustrated nothing is ripe.
Peetz has had the camera and he's bad at it, making her look even more lumbering than usual.
Looking for mangoes again. This is painful. Now she wants to go to another grocery store. Chantal almost knocks over a display and peetz laughs at her.
She buys grapes and then ties the bag as it rests between the edge of the shelf and her cleavage.
We get a creep shot of Chantal bending over from Peetz, lovely.
Ok she's bought what I think is her first veggie -- shallot. They gave up and she's back in the car and tells us that things will be better come summer for fruit.
Tmr will be a full day of eating on the new plan and she's ending the vlog to take peetz for comic book shopping. She hopes we enjoyed spending time with her on her "day zero" for the diet tmr. She'll see us tmr!
"tmr I'll have a full day of eating from the moment i wake up to the moment i go to bed, or at least until i stop eating, we'll see, the trick is to eat when hungry but to reach for a raw fruit or veggie".
She was devastated to tell Peetz she can't eat out for a minute. She really wants to and was disappointed to tell him. She wants to go out right now kinda but she could "totally just drink water and be fine" however.
It's going to be really hard to break the habit of going out to eat with him every Wednesday.
____
[back from shopping on grandma's cc]
She got dates but is more excited about all the PAHSTAHS [jfc, even for someone familiar with an upper midwest accent this is obnoxious] that they had.
At 9:40 she shows herself waddling into the store out of breath. Or is that an old AL out take? It's honestly hard to tell at this point. She is back in the car and has to pause to catch her breath.
Add something to the bingo @Fat Pikachu SHE BOUGHT FANCY WATER BOTTLE! It was 45 fucking dollars. These gorlz man.
She can "bring it anywhere" so it's a good investment.
Starts ranting about Jamaica and her aunt randomly. She wants to go to Jamaica in November and it's all on her to "make progress" so she can go.
Peetz is here. He's...laconic. Riveting fucking stuff. He works afternoons (that is the worst shift, damn, 4 to Midnight). Chantal picks her nose and peetz says she always does it. She shows him her water bottle and he mumbles "fancy". She "has nothing to say to" peetz and he agrees. Peetz' therapist thinks he's "probably not" autistic and he makes a deadpan joke (I chuckled a bit) "guess I'm just weird". It goes over chantal's head.
Chantal is more fixated on the screaming kids she had to deal with earlier while shopping. They are now going to buy fruits and veggies. She explains the Medical Medium to Peetz and he says it "sounds stupid". Chantal says she's just ignoring that part and taking his advice as it's "stuff she's done before". A Dominos delivery guy next to their car distracts chantal.
At farm boy, she buys a CRATE of fucking mangoes. She seems surprised it's hard to find ripe mangoes in Ottawa in April.
Peetz says you are "supposed to knock" on a honey dew to tell its ripeness but he doesn't know what to listen for to indicate it's ripe.
Buying limes now, and oranges, she's pawing all the produce horrifyingly. She's still frustrated nothing is ripe.
Peetz has had the camera and he's bad at it, making her look even more lumbering than usual.
Looking for mangoes again. This is painful. Now she wants to go to another grocery store. Chantal almost knocks over a display and peetz laughs at her.
She buys grapes and then ties the bag as it rests between the edge of the shelf and her cleavage.
We get a creep shot of Chantal bending over from Peetz, lovely.
Ok she's bought what I think is her first veggie -- shallot. They gave up and she's back in the car and tells us that things will be better come summer for fruit.
Tmr will be a full day of eating on the new plan and she's ending the vlog to take peetz for comic book shopping. She hopes we enjoyed spending time with her on her "day zero" for the diet tmr. She'll see us tmr!
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Queen of Moderation
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I made it six minutes in, a minor record for me watching Chantal, and she is apparently loading up on dates and also "good carbs". Is it too late to change that center square to "Shits her pants" ?
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that dress looks like it's made of wallpaper
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I'm relatively new to the Chantal shit show and I'm not going to do back and try to find it, but there's no way that she's even close to smart enough for IIFYM... hell, she still hasn't even managed to figure out how to measure portions let alone count calories.