2019-04-10 DSP Got Married - Replacing the Gorilla Munch mascot put us on the bad timeline.

[HolocaustDenier]

hwat? is this some way to evade taxes??

 

[Leon Breitling]

Bruh it makes it really fucking scummy when you remember he said he needs to go visit his sick dying parents.

Who are in decent health right now, according to him. Whoops.

In any case, I don't wish the man ill. That said, if/when shit goes south for him with regards to this marriage, I ain't gonna have a lot of sympathy.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

lol SIDELLA gave the most sincere congraz representing all his fans


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how much of a beta cuck do you need to be to not see any problems with someone begging you to pay their tax bills, only to turn around and use it to get married?

 

[The Last Stand]

lol SIDELLA gave the most sincere congraz representing all his fans


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Sidella, Phil barely knows who you are. Give up.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

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His hairline and goatee have entirely given up, the jumbo zit on his forehead, and the dead eyes.

And she looks 40 with the makeup of a blind 14 year old. And the dead eyes.

Kat's face... There is no way she is going to a gym. She's fucking fat.

 

[Wing Zero]

how much of a beta cuck do you need to be to not see any problems with someone begging you to pay their tax bills, only to turn around and use it to get married?

The guy has his own thread. Question answered.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

The guy has his own thread. Question answered.

we deserve to have a meteor take us out

 

[Protege of Puretide]

I swear to God if this ends in only a divorce arc I will be seriously disappointed in DSP's shady as fuck desperate creativity. I'm just hoping for a miscarriage pregnancy arc that he can milk for like 5 years.

He'll be telling a sob story about how life never gave him a break: he got valedictorian and everything was trending upward, couldn't get into an Ivy League school while other rich kids could, he lost his job at the chopper factory, he built a "legacy" online, he met Panda, got engaged and quickly went into severe depression after Panda left, he had tax problems but still met the love of his life, his attorney/CPA/"tax guy" screwed him and his problems spiraled, he got depressed again and his only rock was Kat, he married her and eventually failed to have a kid with her, Kat left him and now he's been taken advantage of (always the victim) and owes her money while still being behind on taxes.

If Phil is as chronic and successful a liar as we think he might be, I would not be shocked if this is how it goes down. All I know is we got a wild card and I look forward to how he'll weasel his fat ass out of this one.

 

[Draza]

how much of a beta cuck do you need to be to not see any problems with someone begging you to pay their tax bills, only to turn around and use it to get married?

well tbh he is a literal retard.

 

[wabbits]

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Can't wait for all the details.

Funny thing: Phil's dad was a justice of the peace and empowered to conduct weddings through 2016 (see p. 3). He's not on the current list, though.

 

[Grotesque]

how much of a beta cuck do you need to be to not see any problems with someone begging you to pay their tax bills, only to turn around and use it to get married?

That may the pinnacle of cuckdom. Being conned again and again and again by a 37 year old man who gets his jollies making up the most absurd lies and raging at video games all day to impress teenagers online.

 

[Haunter]

Yeah, you're right. I'm drunk farming, so it's hard to keep my chill. It's just so unbelievable to see him openly admit to lying to everyone like this as if it wasn't a big deal. I've always kept a sort neutral stance when it comes to this guy, but a move like this legit crosses the line for me. There's no way to play this off as some kind of "detractor spin". He really is a fucking asshole for this.

After all his "fund raising" for taxes last year, he got Kat moved in, then thanked his fans for "making this possible"

So he's already done this before: Beg for taxes, then openly discuss where the money went.

 

[Crunchy Smegma]

Yeah, um D$P's mom has a Cosmetology degree worth as much as his graduating Valedictorian. Who would let their only son's bride have wedding pictures taken with hair this messed up ! ? !
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She's not a miracle worker.

 

[wabbits]

So how much money will Phil make from detractorists wanting him to read out questions on stream about his wedding night?

 

[The Colonel]

DSP got married and what is this world?

 

[chicken wings]

Yeah, you're right. I'm drunk farming, so it's hard to keep my chill. It's just so unbelievable to see him openly admit to lying to everyone like this as if it wasn't a big deal. I've always kept a sort neutral stance when it comes to this guy, but a move like this legit crosses the line for me. There's no way to play this off as some kind of "detractor spin". He really is a fucking asshole for this.

Sometimes, bad things happen to good people and bad people get away with murder.

Take comfort in knowing we're all doing our part in maintaining and archiving his ahem, legacy.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOink]

lol SIDELLA gave the most sincere congraz representing all his fans


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Holy shit he’s really gonna mention that Skype call they had? How many years ago was that....his fans are literal bottom feeders.

 

[Cornstarch Colonizer]

Could OP change the last option in the poll? DSP ain't living until 60.

 

[James Smith]

Leanna's ring has been found:

Kat's has not. It is important that you find this information so we can identify who DSP loved more.

 

[TheGoutinator]

The long waited and highly anticipated marriage lore has arrived.