2019-04-10 DSP Got Married - Replacing the Gorilla Munch mascot put us on the bad timeline.

[Raven'sChild]

I'm out of the loop here, but didn't he break up with Leanna not that long ago? I swear it has been a little more than a year, so I'm assuming they have not been dating for very long. In my opinion I don't understand why he would rush into marriage so hard unless he's trying to make Leanna jealous or because he is just exceptional.

I'm leaning towards the latter though.

Coincidentally , D$P proposed to Leanna 9 April 2017....married Khet on 10 April 2019

Funny thing: Phil's dad was a justice of the peace and empowered to conduct weddings through 2016 (see p. 3). He's not on the current list, though.
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Hahaha all part of D$P, the Master of semantics plan. His dad officiated over the service, but as his Justice of the Peace license is expired they're not legally married so he doesn't need a pre-nup! Ack, Ack, Ack!

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOink]

After all his "fund raising" for taxes last year, he got Kat moved in, then thanked his fans for "making this possible"
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So he's already done this before: Beg for taxes, then openly discuss where the money went.

Yeah, after he begged for taxes and then moved kat in just over a month later I knew nothing he does was going to matter to his remaining fans. He’s truly scared off everyone except the cream of the crop

 

[Draza]

Leanna's ring has been found:

Kat's has not. It is important that you find this information so we can identify who DSP loved more.

Damn Dave, that's fucked up.

 

[instythot]

He really showed Leanna eh? That'll teach her.

Is anybody on her instagram or facebook these days? Is this maybe a desperate "yeah, well I can get married too!" rebuttal?

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Next drama ark, Dave and Kat version of loss?

 

[johnny5150]

anyone else think he married soulmaid to shut the trolls up?

 

[UE 558]

I wonder if we’ll get a Pigroach Jr. out of this, him and Papa Roach can collect boulders whenever Papa should be streaming Sekiro

 

[Noob-Noob]

HOT fucking chat post from Tevin's stream. LOL

 

[James Smith]

We may be on the right track:
https://www.catalystwedco.com/lilyemme-jewelry

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Holy shit. I predict that soon Phil will say Kat is pregnant so everyone really needs to step up with contributions. Then she'll "miscarry" sometime close to the never solidly defined due date.

 

[Stalker Sociopath]

Holy shit. I predict that soon Phil will say Kat is pregnant so everyone really needs to step up with contributions. Then she'll "miscarry" sometime close to the never solidly defined due date.

Dude, I think that is too far even for DSP. That is some real low-life type scamming

 

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We may be on the right track:
https://www.catalystwedco.com/lilyemme-jewelry

Either way, that is a clusterfuck of a ring

 

[James Smith]

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1116193801343774726

 

[shilly_mays]

I'm going to set aside the DETRACKTOR MEMES for a moment and say that I honestly really like Kay's dress and veil.

That being said, I can't wait for all of the new memes, this is embarrassingly exciting for me. Especially when tax season rolls around next year.

 

[Heffto Bemad]

Didn't Phil say he wasn't going to get married until he was in a good financial situation? Something about not burdening Leanna/Horse (I forget which one it was at the time) with his debts.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Dude, I think that is too far even for DSP. That is some real low-life type scamming

To be fair, he hid this plan by claiming his parents are dying and he needs to see them. You really can't put anything past him after that. More so if he sees his fans are OK with being scammed.

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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1116193801343774726

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Imagine wasting your honeymoon looking at tweets. Such a winner.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

If this doesn't wake up the paypigs that Phil will lie to them over and over again, exploiting their sympathy for "dying parents" to get wedding/trip bux than nothing will.

 

[Keanu Reeves]

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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1116193801343774726

Anyone else find it odd that he writes more about his detractors and idiots over his fans, giving his haters more focus? It's almost like he's given them the attention they want.

 

[Very Honest Content]

I approve of this thread.

Hope Phil treats Kat right, she seems like a cool woman.

 

[A Witty Name]

I guess Vinny's pizza was where the rehearsal dinner was held.

Will the honeymoon be at the zoo or playing the claw game at the arcade?