Plagued Incels.is (Previously known as /r/incels) - Subreddit's banned, entitled Manchildren whine about why they can't get laid.

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Unfortunately I can say from experience that some guys really don't take a hint (and by "hint" I mean telling them flat out no). I had that happen in highschool though, hopefully the incels aren't much older or at least had the sense to ask different girls

They don't even ask girls out though. They just orbit their pretty female friends under the assumption they'll eventually just wind up together and then get all pissy when those girls find boyfriends.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I know a guy who had a receding hairline, was skinny AF, and went out with TWO competitors from ANTM who didn't know each other. Yeah, girls do go for that type of guy, sometimes really hot girls do.

Let me guess...

"confidence"

 

[ProgKing of the North]

Let me guess...

"confidence"

C A N T H A L T I L T

 

[Duke Nukem]

C A N T H A L T I L T

The funniest part is when they demand state funded cosmetic surgeries to look more "Chad."

In reality, it just makes them blow thousands on life threatening procedures that make them look like their moms chugged vodka during pregnancy.

 

[redcent]

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“And the reason I’m a virgin? My small wrists and nothing else”

Should stick him in sex slavery if he's thinks it's so fucking great. I'm sure the more he prattles on with his nonsense the more likely someone wants to hate-fuck him with something phallic.

There's some points that really baffle me about the incel community (beyond its mere existence):

1. Incels seem to be really conservative about all things related to sex and morality, just like Gulf or Asian Muslim-dominated countries where women are property and tracked on phone apps, but at the same time, they also look down on women with children (not only single mothers, mind you. Any mother).
By their own logic, shouldn't they be praising married women with children as epitomes of what a female must be like?

2. They want an obedient sex-slave with no free will and utterly devoted to them, but then, they would have to provide for her. Or do they expect their mindless cum dumpster to come with an unlimited supply of money? Only providing for any female, according to their own logic, is what beta cucks do. So, how does that work?

3. Do they actually believe that when a woman gets cum on her face or anywhere else, it stays on her forever? People wash. (Normies at least. Apparently incels don't).
If they applied this logic to everything, and not just selectively to women they resent, then they should never come in contact with any men either, since they touch dicks and balls too. Or hold cash, because people that handled these bills previously have also touched dicks. Or put their dirty fingers on any touchscreen ever, since the people that did that before them... You get the gist. (To be fair though, McDonalds touchscreens have tested positive for fecal matter, so they may have a point there.)

4. They really seem to overestimate the amount of sex your average girl has. For one, having sex multiple times per day can get painful and tiring very fast. And secondly, most people just don't have enough free time in their day to make room for 3+ shags.

5. Why do they make sex out to be the holy grail, the ultimate thing to strive for? It's great, make no mistake, but like, shouldn't they desire companionship more? The feeling of being loved, of knowing that they're not alone in this world? They just seem to be putting way too much emphasis on the "gotta get my dick wet in a virgin hole" part, instead of addressing their crippling loneliness.
Idk, I would have way more sympathy for them if they were bitching about not having anyone to hug them or watch anime with than going on "QQ the female I'm horny for, sorry that would make a good mate because of her looks, has probably deepthroated a cock and that makes her impure REEE".

Applying logic to incel-think is worse than getting blood from a stone.
Their (lack of) reasoning pretty much boils down to ;
A) too much porno
B) poor sex education (I think USA AFAIK has bad sex ed)
C) a lot of "REEEEE SJWS!", "All girls are leftist super-tattooed sex positive hypergamous TF2 boogaloo!" Because they eat internet drama and don't go out into real life
D) a lot of feeling the grass is greener on the other side,
E) Victim complex,
F) thinking too much what other people think of them (Nobody would care about being a virgin if they'd just STFU)

Also,

Spoiler: rl incel powerlevel

There was this group of guys from high school / uni, and I used to have a crush on one of them, as in I thought he was cute in a nerdy kind of way (you know tall, thin, gangly. Idk, to each their own I suppose). That and pre-puberty, he had introduced me to Oblivion and The Elder Scrolls series, as well as D&D and Warhammer 40K - hobbies I kept up with even though we were from very different social circles.

Anyways, after months of working up the courage to ask him out since I knew I was gonna get laughed at by my friends for it (I mean, him and his group were more or less social recluses), I finally had the occasion to spend some time with him alone.

And oh boy, where to start?

He spent a good half an hour asking me how I felt about anal and trying to convince me that all women get "loose" by age 30, and as such, I would have to spread my butt cheeks for him past that point, because my used, loose pussy just wouldn't do anymore.

Then, he actually trash-talked my male friends for being "braindead gym bros that disrespect girls" and kept berating me about hanging out with them, telling me "I could do better", and that "they had nothing to offer from an intellectual perspective anyways".

He also asked me why I had dated my ex and how many other people I slept with, which was hilarious considering I was an 18 year old virgin, and broke up with my ex exactly because I was scared of sleeping with him, and was dealing with bulimia and other self-conscious issues at the time. Not that I was comfortable admitting I was a virgin let alone to that rude fuck, and most people (including a Literature teacher that really disliked me) thought otherwise anyways.

Those are the main things I do remember from our "date". And when he got around talking shit about my female friends for being clubbing hoes, I just pretended to get an urgent text and left.
Yeah, that really killed any remaining attraction I had for him.
Don't mind patriarchal, conservative men, what with having been raised in a patriarchal, conservative, Russian family, but maaaaaan fucking anal after 30 because vaginas have an expiration date? Yeah, no.

I don't think the term "incel" existed back then, but he sure as hell would fit.

Edit: Spoiler tldr : I tried to ask an incel out.

My utter sympathy. Looks like you dodged a bullet.

He spent a good half an hour asking me how I felt about anal and trying to convince me that all women get "loose" by age 30, and as such, I would have to spread my butt cheeks for him past that point, because my used, loose pussy just wouldn't do anymore.

But what if past 30 she had more colonoscopies than sex?
?

#askingforafriend

 

[cuddle striker]

I wonder what incel forum this one came out of:
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Granted some (most) of these are 100% accurate for Instagram whores, but you can just feel the mirth behind it. Like whoever made it probably thinks it to applies to all women.

I forgot about this thread for a while. still hilarious

this image is great. man if abortions made you sterile, you wouldn't need a few of them, now would you? math.

 

[ON 190]

man if abortions made you sterile, you wouldn't need a few of them, now would you? math.

Then, theoretically, miscarriages would make you sterile.

 

[Ali della Fenice]

I highly doubt anyone can get rejected 21+ times. Either they are lying or they are 3/10 going for 9/10.

ahah, Yeah because a 5/10 girl isnt gonna reject a 4/10 guy most of the time.
Incels live in their own twisted reality and you in another parallel one, it seems.

 

[JektheDumbass]

I've gotten rejected more than 20 times, but I cast a very wide net. Don't know unless you ask.

 

[Pina Colada]

Spoiler: Them's fighting words

Imagine an incel saying that to a veteran's face.

Spoiler: The "used goods" GF

Archive.

 

[trashbat]

Spoiler: The "used goods" GF

Archive.
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this is actually pretty spot on, especially for an incel meme. a high school ex of mine turned into this exactly, down to the nose ring & belly tats. saw several friends date these in adulthood too

 

[ProgKing of the North]

this is actually pretty spot on, especially for an incel meme. a high school ex of mine turned into this exactly, down to the nose ring & belly tats. saw several friends date these in adulthood too

Yeah, but there’s nothing inherently wrong with any of that

 

[Duke Nukem]

Yeah, but there’s nothing inherently wrong with any of that

I can confirm that it's pretty accurate, I know guys who have dated this exact type. Instant regret.

 

[Candidae]

I can see this as being the stereotyped partied their life away and grew up and was left with nothing but this is how incels basically see all women and obviously not every woman with these things will be a used up slut. And of course there is the male equivalent of this with the douche bro wasting their life breaking hearts and partying but incels only think of a dual male society of Chad who is perfect right down to his cock they want to choke on or the incel with his perfect personality and the bad luck of small wrists
Also this ignores the fact that the "used" gf is basically an incel but she had fun and partied before she noticed she went nowhere in life vs the incel who cried on the internet, eventually tried being a MGTOW with a super business, then realising they're stuck in mommy's basement and have gone nowhere in life. Except it's probably easier to sober up and either become a housewife or get a minor degree with a basic job after partying your 20s away than realise you were the problem the whole time when it comes to incels

 

[Duke Nukem]

I can see this as being the stereotyped partied their life away and grew up and was left with nothing but this is how incels basically see all women and obviously not every woman with these things will be a used up slut. And of course there is the male equivalent of this with the douche bro wasting their life breaking hearts and partying but incels only think of a dual male society of Chad who is perfect right down to his cock they want to choke on or the incel with his perfect personality and the bad luck of small wrists
Also this ignores the fact that the "used" gf is basically an incel but she had fun and partied before she noticed she went nowhere in life vs the incel who cried on the internet, eventually tried being a MGTOW with a super business, then realising they're stuck in mommy's basement and have gone nowhere in life. Except it's probably easier to sober up and either become a housewife or get a minor degree with a basic job after partying your 20s away than realise you were the problem the whole time when it comes to incels

I've noticed a lot of what I would call cargo cult thinking in incel circles.

"Roasties like tall muscular handsome Chads, therefore if I lift, get leg extensions, and facial reconstruction surgery, roasties will be attracted to me and I will ascend!"

The way I see it? Women are either attracted to you, or they're not. No amount of surgery, money, or gymcelling will get you anywhere with them.

Just stick to anime and video games in your basement masturbatorium.

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

What is with incels and the constant Madonna Whore Complex.

 

[Duke Nukem]

What is with incels and the constant Madonna Whore Complex.

They have this idea that women are spending their 20s partying their lives away and trying to have sex with as many "hot" guys as possible. Their entire world view is a teen sex comedy thing mixed with a heavy dose of Van Wilder and a heavier dose of a complete lack of self-awareness.

 

[Candidae]

What is with incels and the constant Madonna Whore Complex.

They watched too many American Pie* movies. Probably where they got their idea that sex is the ultimate prize honestly. That and the countless movies where the meh main character wins a hottie in the end. Bonus points if the hottie is with the school bully who they aren't truly in love with the whole time. It probably shocked them into delusion to know the world doesn't actually work that way

*yes I know the moral of the movie is that sex isn't everything but they all still get sex as almost a reward for learning it so the lesson is kind of easily lost

 

[redcent]

I can see this as being the stereotyped partied their life away and grew up and was left with nothing but this is how incels basically see all women and obviously not every woman with these things will be a used up slut. And of course there is the male equivalent of this with the douche bro wasting their life breaking hearts and partying but incels only think of a dual male society of Chad who is perfect right down to his cock they want to choke on or the incel with his perfect personality and the bad luck of small wrists
Also this ignores the fact that the "used" gf is basically an incel but she had fun and partied before she noticed she went nowhere in life vs the incel who cried on the internet, eventually tried being a MGTOW with a super business, then realising they're stuck in mommy's basement and have gone nowhere in life. Except it's probably easier to sober up and either become a housewife or get a minor degree with a basic job after partying your 20s away than realise you were the problem the whole time when it comes to incels

Didn't you know though? It's okay if men go out partying and get a bunch of tattoos and sleep around, but oh noes, never the woman!

Apparently "A key that fits into many locks is good, a lock that opens to many keys is bad, it should only open to one key" is what I heard incels say. Nevermind how stupid it is to not have a spare key and lock yourself out because you lost it your only one.

 

[Ali della Fenice]

I've gotten rejected more than 20 times, but I cast a very wide net. Don't know unless you ask.

Thats nothing.
I've got the feeling people dont realize what the numbers are, because they've never actually done it to this extent or theres a slight chance they're good looking and have an outgoing personality.

Let's say an average looking guy asks out 100 women: He'll probably only get 7 numbers out of those, 10 if he is lucky.
Out of those, only 4-5 will be really interested.

Of course the numbers might be lower if youre uglier.