Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 14.5%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 110 24.9%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 80 18.1%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 182 41.2%
  • Total voters
    442
"Hey, I'm gonna be a dad. My GF and I are excited. Got any advice?"

Uhhh, yeah. Marry her. Immediately.

I mean, what the fuck is with people having children out of wedlock? What is this Mundane Matt level shit?

Am I too old fashioned, or something?
 
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Captain Manning said:
"Hey, I'm gonna be a dad. My GF and I are excited. Got any advice?"

Uhhh, yeah. Marry her. Immediately.

I mean, what the fuck is with people having children out of wedlock? What is this Mundane Matt level shit?

Am I too old fashioned, or something?
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Nick got immediately serious on that issue and invited DMs.

I think Nick is probably actually a really good dad. If you were a kid you'd want a dad like Nick.
 
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Captain Manning said:
"Hey, I'm gonna be a dad. My GF and I are excited. Got any advice?"

Uhhh, yeah. Marry her. Immediately.

I mean, what the fuck is with people having children out of wedlock? What is this Mundane Matt level shit?

Am I too old fashioned, or something?
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Yeah probably. Shotgun weddings rarely work out.
 
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Captain Manning said:
"Hey, I'm gonna be a dad. My GF and I are excited. Got any advice?"

Uhhh, yeah. Marry her. Immediately.

I mean, what the fuck is with people having children out of wedlock? What is this Mundane Matt level shit?

Am I too old fashioned, or something?
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I wouldn't say so, but I might have a few onions on my belt.
 
Captain Manning said:
Oh, thank God, he's going to talk about Alex Jones.

The "they're making the frogs gay!" guy is somehow less autistic than these KickVic morons.

I need to go lie down. You guys have fun. I'll be back to read the 50 new pages tomorrow morning.
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Spoiler: he might swing back to the Vic Revenge Arc later on.
 
Captain Manning said:
"Hey, I'm gonna be a dad. My GF and I are excited. Got any advice?"

Uhhh, yeah. Marry her. Immediately.

I mean, what the fuck is with people having children out of wedlock? What is this Mundane Matt level shit?

Am I too old fashioned, or something?
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Definitely put a ring on it. Guy is a cuck if he doesn't.
 
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AnOminous said:
Also Matt Furie is a giant cuck and a vagina.

That isn't me saying that, Nick just said that.
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What, are you telling me that this guy is a cuck?
 
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