Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 13.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 115 24.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 84 18.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 197 42.2%

  • Total voters
    467
"Shane, you live in a shoe box. You ate the contents and moved it." --Rekieta

Damn, such a great joke for being off-the-cuff.
I'm always impressed when people do that. It means they whip together associations and comic timing at high speed in their heads even faster than the conversation they're having.
 
If Nick is going to be reading Japanese Eroge, I have two I need him to see.

The first one is Saya no Uta, that one is f* up while still being interesting.
The second one is...School Days. Because if he can survive Shane and Mr/Ms. Ronald without getting an aneurysm, he can survive that monstrosity.
 
There have been a number of one-off threads but he somehow doesn't have his own lolcow thread despite being a huge lolcow and the creator of a Nazi icon, which makes him pretty much Hitler.
That’s actually shocking, just how has he gotten away with it? Was he so entertaining to watch that a thread was just unnecessary?

If you come between me or my kids, you'd be getting a bullet and it would not be in Minecraft - Nick Rekieta, ThatUmbrellaGuy :aug:

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  • Nick: :stickup:
 
Is anybody else disappointed that the Shockmaster jab did nothing for Nick?
 
I just finished last night's stream; couldn't finish it off before bed. At the very end, Nick says something like, "There might not be a show tomorrow. I'm not sure what my hotel Internet is going to be like."

Hmm, so Nick is traveling today? I don't recall him saying anything about it. He's not going to KC, right?
 
I just finished last night's stream; couldn't finish it off before bed. At the very end, Nick says something like, "There might not be a show tomorrow. I'm not sure what my hotel Internet is going to be like."

Hmm, so Nick is traveling today? I don't recall him saying anything about it. He's not going to KC, right?
Nope, said he wouldn't be in Texas
 
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Meyer v Waid stream tomorrow

Great! As much fun as Nick shitposting and talking shit is, he's good a good head for civil procedure and it's always fun to hear him on the subject. There's plenty of outrage material in this, especially considering Waid's treatment of AP was, in fact, exactly as vile and pathetic as we'd believed.
 
But Meyer v waid filing is a surprise to him as well right? What is the hilarious thing he talked about yesterday? Did Nick know that Shane was gonna come on the farm to get milked firsthand?
 
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