Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[nanny911]

30 years later Lando somehow wears the same clothes.
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He's facing the consequences of creating too many mystery boxes.

Every character reveal they've done so far are cursed images.

 

[Tookie]

"Rise of Skywalker"

Palpatine is back in some form. Also trips to nuTatooine and nuEndor.

 

[Judge Holden]

Prepare for the the ultimate meh people...

Even the fucking palpatine cackle is anemic as fuck. Wheres the madness? wheres the ham? wheres the...

 

[Miller]

They should've called it "The Skywalker Rises" and have the first act taking place on a plane.

 

[Judge Holden]

Also im calling it right now. They go to endor in order to speak to palpatine's ghost who is trapped in the ruins of the Death Star.

Also how goddamn pathetic is it that the only thing people are hyped about is Palpatine and Lando? Like there is so little interest and affection in the sequel trilogy characters and lore that they have to rely on public affection for billy dee williams and goddamn prequel memes.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Walt Disney Co. Chief Executive Officer Bob Iger said he’s not at all concerned that consumers may be overexposed to the Star Wars brand, but the film franchise will go on “hiatus” after December’s big release.

Oh god, he's so full of shit.
Yeah, I totally buy in to the "We at Disney don't think people are overexposed to Star Wars, we just decided to go on a hiatus cause we really fucking hate making money with our second most expensive franchise that still hasn't fully started to pay off."

"Rise of Skywalker"

Palpatine is back in some form. Also trips to nuTatooine and nuEndor.

YES, this is all I was waiting for! FUCK YES. It's utter shite.

Rey literally jumps the shark. Bravo, JJ, BRAVO!

 

[Puddleduck]

Was the thing at 1:40 a piece of the Death Star? My speakers are broken so I can't hear it Any interesting dialogue or anything>?

 

[Raging Capybara]

I refuse to watch this teaser.

edit - The thumbnail is literally the only face this cunt can make, they can't find a still featuring another facial expression because it's fucking impossible. What a horrible actress she is. JJ must have sucked even her fallopian tubes to hire her.

 

[Judge Holden]

Was the thing at 1:40 a piece of the Death Star? My speakers are broken so I can't hear it Any interesting dialogue or anything>?

Interesting dialogue? no.

A palpatine laugh apparently copypasted from one of the other films plays at the end though, and that got the solidest "meh" out of me so I guess you can call it the most interesting dialogue

 

[Tookie]

I'm seeing people pointing out that the sunken Death Star II chunk is also from the concept art of Lucas' treatment of Episode VII we were discussing a few days ago so I guess they're still mining that for ideas at this point.

 

[CWCissey]

Rise of Skywalker?

What a dumb name.

 

[Judge Holden]

I'm seeing people pointing out that the sunken Death Star II chunk is also from the concept art of Lucas' treatment of Episode VII we were discussing a few days ago so I guess they're still mining that for ideas at this point.

So they are resorting to a mix of discarded lucas ideas and popular meme characters to salvage this...

Oh boy this is going to be a glorious trainwreck if my instincts are true. Now all we need is Billy Dee to get #MeToo'd a month or two before release, forcing Disney to digitally edit him out the film and we will have ourselves a worthy end to this saga of shame

Oh my god....

.....just....just fucking kill me already

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Rise of Skywalker sounds super lazy as hell. I was expecting Miracle of the Force or Balance of the Force. The teaser is a good indication that it looks and sound dull as hell.

Plus side, nice to see Billy Dee back, for now. And no sign of Chinese Shrek.

Also, the fuck’s Stephen Colbert doing at the panel?

 

[Judge Holden]

And no sign of Chinese Shrek.

Hold my beer a sec...

Erm...no, no she does not appear to be there

Wonder if the disney shills who spent the past year shrieking about how anyone who criticised her character was an asian hating racist will mentally retcon her from existance should disney just poochie her

 

[friedshrimp]

I'm just here to see Reylo sunk like in fucking Battleship and Rose gloriously killed off offscreen in the first minutes. Anything to piss off the shipper lolcows is fine by me.

Also, what "Rise of Skywalker" if Jedi went and killed them all?

EDIT: It feels painfully like Jedi. Desert planet, forest planet, Palpatine...I still wonder if the new characters have enough of a driving force to bring the fans back. I've only seen Reylos and SJWs being the ones who think "wow, Poe/Finn/Rey are amazing characters"

 

[Judge Holden]

Also, what "Rise of Skywalker" if Jedi went and killed them all?

Given how it looks like disney is going into absolute batshit panic mode regarding "winning back da fans" given how they are digging through Lucas's panty-hamper for ideas, bringing back palpatine, erasing the yellow peril, and dredging up Billy Dee from the abyss, im guessing they are going to clumsily have her shaq up with Kylo and breed a new skywalker bloodline or some shit in order to please the shipper subhumans, or be revealed to achtchuly be a skywalker all along in order to please the neckbeard subhumans.

EDIT: It feels painfully like Jedi. Desert planet, forest planet, Palpatine...I still wonder if the new characters have enough of a driving force to bring the fans back. I've only seen Reylos and SJWs being the ones who think "wow, Poe/Finn/Rey are amazing characters"

Notice the "totally not hutt sail barge boat things" they were riding in a few shots?

 

[Dante Alighieri]

I don't want to watch it and yet I do want to watch it. It looks like an amazing dumpster fire.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Hold my beer a sec...

Erm...no, no she does not appear to be there

Wonder if the disney shills who spent the past year shrieking about how anyone who criticised her character was an asian hating racist will mentally retcon her from existance should disney just poochie her

She’s still expected to appear in the film, though it’ll be reduced heavily.

 

[Polyboros2]

Oh look, friends, it is the last bones of the OT for us to pick through.

 

[Judge Holden]

If only we got this at the "star wars celebration" instead...