Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[lamp shade]

Wow, this was like waking up on Xmas morning! It’s been so long since we’ve had a true, detailed, batshit insane Russ sperg out, but once again he delivered!

He is DEMANDING support from the people “who know him personally.” I find that absolutely fantastic. He also referenced those who totally supported him trying to creep on Taylor for #notadate and donated money to help...didn’t he only get one donation?

Oh man. For any new russtorians, this is the mîlk that Russ used to produce. He’s gotten so repetitive and boring, but this is why he has a thread.

 

[downloads]

Didn't someone mention a couple days ago that he's like 5'1"? How coincidental!

HI RUSS!!

Yeah Dennis Hof was at best six foot even from what I can find, Russ is not 5'8".

 

[Whatthefuck]

Wow, this was like waking up on Xmas morning! It’s been so long since we’ve had a true, detailed, batshit insane Russ sperg out, but once again he delivered!

He is DEMANDING support from the people “who know him personally.” I find that absolutely fantastic. He also referenced those who totally supported him trying to creep on Taylor for #notadate and donated money to help...didn’t he only get one donation?

Oh man. For any new russtorians, this is the mîlk that Russ used to produce. He’s gotten so repetitive and boring, but this is why he has a thread.

It's like all my favorite cows have decided to sperg all at once. Chantal consulting the ghost doctor, quitting the ghost doctor and rage quitting all within the past 12-14 hours, Hamber scrambling to seem like a decent person, now this. April has been one hell of a ride already.

 

[Bamanda]

I think he left creeper town around about the time he wrote an exclusively female kill list in high school. He is a fully deranged stalker now, who competes with mere creepers for attention from insta thots.

I agree with Lampshade, this is the kind of material we’ve been waiting for. No matter how much he tries to say he’s different now, bitterness and hatred is always there simmering beneath the surface. The fucking gall of Russell-‘I am a failure because people discriminate against me’-Greer to accuse anyone of throwing a “pity party” is the kind of astoundingly hypocritical rhetoric that attracts people like us. He’s not looking for support. He’s looking for the kind of re.tard wrangling that he used to get as a kid from the Mormons. Too bad you blocked them all Russ you fucking lunatic.

I feel like he’s teetering on the edge of a complete meltdown, and the failure of his latest fruits is going to be the thing that pushes him over the edge. He should use it as a tag line for his marketing campaign. ‘Russell Greer appearing in person at a mental facility near you, summer 2019.’

 

[Salade Nicoise]

Yeah Dennis Hof was at best six foot even from what I can find, Russ is not 5'8".
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This fucking photo. Every time. He looks like an 4th grade private school kid on a field trip to the box factory.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

Wow, this was like waking up on Xmas morning! It’s been so long since we’ve had a true, detailed, batshit insane Russ sperg out, but once again he delivered!

He is DEMANDING support from the people “who know him personally.” I find that absolutely fantastic. He also referenced those who totally supported him trying to creep on Taylor for #notadate and donated money to help...didn’t he only get one donation?

Oh man. For any new russtorians, this is the mîlk that Russ used to produce. He’s gotten so repetitive and boring, but this is why he has a thread.

My favorite part is his constant demand for help and support when he himself has never helped or supported anyone. Russ is the type to get into a 5 minute rant when asked if he'd like to give a dollar to St. Judes. Russ hates that people are happy, getting married, or simply exist without sucking him his penis. He has never been happy for anyone nor gas lifted a single finger to help anyone. He has never signal-boosted another unknown singer. He has never brought to light anyone elses plights.

His usefulness to society as a whole is nothing more than basically a court jester

 

[The Un-Clit]

"After the night (like literally hours later) of me trying to bring attention to the situation, Taylor released her song, almost as if she was trying to cover up the event. You can’t convince me it was a coincidence."
"It’s just insulting to see her accept (dare I say it) lame thing after lame thing from people who barely put in any effort." "But those words set me off. They literally punched me in the face. TAYLOR and her people force fed me a crap burger with those words."
"But genuinely, it doesn’t take much skill to do a cover song. So it was insulting. And that also shows that she accepts things from guys, so stop this whole “you’re a creeper, Russell” thing, when other guys do it."
"Or to hear her say that supports the underdog or finds certain disenfranchised groups as “brave”. She just barely donated 113k dollars to LGBT groups. She visits people in the hospital who I guess want a pity party and comfort."
"And my story had genuine intentions. MUCH more praiseworthy than a cover song or paper cranes."
Nope. Totally not deranged or delusional at all.

I submitted the highlighted section above for random.txt consideration. I think it's the perfect encapsulation of his lolcow-ness to give him a second entry along with his 'the state is controlling my penis' in the holy random.txt file.

 

[Bridgeburner]

I'll never get bored of hearing Russ judge the amount of effort involved in creating something. In his mind, I think it goes something like this:

1. Write and pay someone to do a 90 seconds song
2. Build the Great Wall of China
3. Fly to the Moon

 

[The Dude]

It's been a hot minute since last we saw a good ol' fashioned patented Russell Greer "You're not doing enough for me and my plights!" tard fit. All the Russ hits are packed into this one rant: the entitlement, the unwarranted self-importance, the jealousy, the demands for things he hasn't earned and doesn't deserve, the guilt trips, the using his deformity as a crutch/excuse for his shitty behavior/as a weapon to get his way, the discounting of the efforts/plights of others while exaggerating his own, the lies, the re-writing of history to make himself look better or conceal the reality of his actions, the denial of responsibility and accountability...it's all right here on display. This is why Russhole won Lolcow of the year. This is what makes Russ a Lolcow King among peasants.

He's never going to get over Skordas' "troubling and invasive" comment. And you "can't convince him otherwise" because Russ is severely mentally ill and delusional. For you new friends of Russ, the "troubling and invasive" comment had nothing to do with the shitty song he wrote. There's never been any indication that Taylor Swift ever said those words. There is a 99.9% chance that she has no idea who Russell Greer is aside from her legal team, security staff, and family telling her some creepy fucking weirdo of a stalker is trying to get to her. No, Skordas said that comment in regards to Russ harassing Taylor's family to try to get them to contact him. He called them. He sent them texts and emails. He wrote them letters and sent them gifts. He even sent Taylor's mother some flowers and then flew into a rage and wished death upon her (she's a cancer survivor) because she didn't immediately twist Taylor's ear and drag her to Utah to force Taylor to suck Russ his penis. Kinda interesting how Russel just kinda neglected to mention any of that and mate it out like it was only about that crap jingle he "wrote".

I liked how he says his new song went through "many drafts". Yeah, he had to keep changing the spelling on all the words to make those little red squiggle lines under each of them go away. Probably took weeks.

 

[Cilleystring]

I submitted the highlighted section above for random.txt consideration. I think it's the perfect encapsulation of his lolcow-ness to give him a second entry along with his 'the state is controlling my penis' in the holy random.txt file.

This one is Russell "if I see this email on your site, action will be commenced against you"

I believe this one is from one of his Facebook posts but I could wrong.
"cant a person share how they feel without it ending up on a shithole site like yours?"

 

[Jarolleon]

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EDITED: Now with more plights!
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Will Greer discover the Clown World meme at some point?

 

[Russtard]

Here I was thinking we'd never see Russell's classic narcissism rage again. The song isn't even out yet and he's already tarding over his "friends" not giving him enough attention.

This story enraged Russell Greer. It made him jealous. He condemns their efforts and intentions. But he's a good person.

It's almost as if trying to get a pop star's attention is cute when eight-year-old children do it and batshit insane when a man pushing 30 does it.

 

[CWCissey]

Someone has to do a picture of Taylor force feeding him a crap burger

Not even shitty Paint Russ gets to appear with Taylor Swift

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I'd forgive this dude if the strip club he'd tried to open had been called the Möbius Strip Club.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

I think in about a year or two, we should have enough content to produce a book of Russisms.

 

[lamp shade]

My favorite part is his constant demand for help and support when he himself has never helped or supported anyone. Russ is the type to get into a 5 minute rant when asked if he'd like to give a dollar to St. Judes. Russ hates that people are happy, getting married, or simply exist without sucking him his penis. He has never been happy for anyone nor gas lifted a single finger to help anyone. He has never signal-boosted another unknown singer. He has never brought to light anyone elses plights.

His usefulness to society as a whole is nothing more than basically a court jester

Not only that, but when someone was pretending to be Katy Perry and he thought he was going to get to meet and hang out (have sex) with her, he threw an absolute tard fit when they told him a fan in a wheelchair would be there. He not only doesn’t promote other disabled people, he feels they don’t deserve the glory he does. He’s not trying to raise awareness for disabilities and discrimination, he’s trying to raise awareness for Russell Greer.

 

[Very Honest Content]

'Tay tay' has not yet begun to fight, I sense, you dingus.

Is Big Yellow Taxi a coded subliminal wooing attempt of Vanessa Carlton or am I over- ? this? Also that's not even the band's best cover (Friend of the Devil).

 

[The Dude]

I think in about a year or two, we should have enough content to produce a book of Russisms.

It could be titled "What to Say When You're Completely Clueless and Out of Touch: Troubling and Invasive Quotes From Russel G. Greer".

 

[lamp shade]

'Tay tay' has not yet begun to fight, I sense, you dingus.

Is Big Yellow Taxi a coded subliminal wooing attempt of Vanessa Carlton or am I over- ? this? Also that's not even the band's best cover (Friend of the Devil).

I think Russ just has the musical taste of an early 2000’s wannabe Chad. Has he shown interest in Nickelback yet?

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Not only is Taylor obligated to fuck me, everyone I've ever come into contact with is obligated to drop their lives in order to help me get Taylor's attention so she can fuck me.

I wonder if any other these former friends who patted his ass because he was disabled and therefore God's chosen regret their behavior and have learned anything from this.