Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

If only we got this at the "star wars celebration" instead...
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It actually makes me sad and, somehow, even angrier at Disney. We never knew how good we had it until a brilliant, run of the mill, old school liberal was replaced with a flock of basic, blue haired, leftist weirdos disguised in mouse ears.
 
-I saw The Force Awakens and thought it was okay, but not great (and some people I knew wanted my head on a pike for not saying it was the fucking greatest thing ever). However, the second time I saw it, at home, I was on my smart phone the entire time. The movie is one of those things you only watch once, and only once.

-I liked Rogue One a lot more than The Force Awakens. Far from a perfect movie, but that final 30 minutes was worth it, I'd say.

-I went into The Last Jedi with essentially zero expectations. For some reason, I didn't really care? I felt no hype for it. I went to see it with people who wanted to go. I walked out of the movie theater almost screaming because I was so horrified by how FUCKING PAINFUL it was to sit through that movie. Seriously, when the credits rolled, I literally turned to my husband and loudly said "What the hell was THAT?"

-I wanted to avoid Solo ... But my husband wanted to go, and we both had MoviePass (before it imploded) at the time. I saw it, and I hated it. Granted, it wasn't as bad as The Last Jedi, but saying it was better than that movie would be like saying "Yeah, I just got punched in the face, but at least THIS movie didn't hit me on my good side!"

Episode 9 can go to hell. Fuck anyone who expects me to go see it with them, because I refuse. I'm done. I'm so done. I hate Star Wars now.
 
Given how these media specimens seem to sometimes treat "meme magic" as an actual tangible force to be reckoned with, whats the odds that they intentionally added the word "rise" to the title of the final movie in their trilogy in order to invoke the deep magic....
 
Also what the hell is the point of that Pixar-droid? R2 and C3P0 had a purpose.

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Like all new droids it exists to sell toys.
Given how these media specimens seem to sometimes treat "meme magic" as an actual tangible force to be reckoned with, whats the odds that they intentionally added the word "rise" to the title of the final movie in their trilogy in order to invoke the deep magic....
Meme magic is a pathway to many abilities some would call...unnatural.
 
My two cents: is not gonna be that bad. I mean of course is gonna be a mediocre movie with shitty writting but unlike Rian "muh expectations" Johnson, Abrams knows how to do pandering and hide his shitty writting under flashy lights. I hope Ian has decent lines if Palpatine is back and that he doesn't get killed by Rey's stupid God powers. It can't be that hard, J.J: put this clusterfuck to rest and we are done
The Farse Awakens wasn't that bad, either. Just mediocre as fuck.

Oh my god....


.....just....just fucking kill me already

Oh...

Maybe the macguffin is the Blachu Medallion!

And the Jedi Eater must the Borb!
 
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Mark my words Yoda's gonna show up and reveal that Rey was the "other" he spoke of in ROTJ and then tells her about her "brother", then they're gonna give Rey and Ren a "moment" where she reveals they're brother and sister because JJ wants to make this a word for word soft reboot of ROTJ. Seals will clap and Reylofags will champion incestual marriages.

Remember this.
 
It looks... alright, I guess. I'm sure it'll be better than TLJ, or at least it won't piss me off as much as that movie did.

I can't help but to wonder how much Lando's life got fucked up after the Battle of Jakku, since apparently no OT character can have a happy ending. Did he get #MeToo-ed and lost his position as administrator of Cloud City, or did he become a drunken gambler?
He's a precious minority and Disney is really weary of shitting on old and beloved characters... y'know, after they shat on Mon Mothma, Han, Luke, Ackbar, tehnically Lando in that Solo movie, etc... it seems after just a dozen such instances and fans blowing up each time, they might have gotten a clue and will treat Lando with more respect in this movie.

edit: Also, why didn't she duck under the TIE pod? Wouldn't that be easier than jumping over it?

For a normal person, ducking would be easier. But not for Rey, she can do anything.

and some of these are coming from people who hated the EU for bringing back Palpatine in the Dark Empire yet the love the idea of him coming back here and fighting Rey.

I guess cause they are desperate for this trilogy to have just some sort of villain worthy of the name. Kylo is not "main villain" material, Hux is a joke and Snoke was barely in TFA and a waste of space in TLJ. People crave a sinister villain that pulls the strings from behind. Palpy will pacify a lot of mongoloids that are just too eager to forget how Disney treated them for over a year now.

Im still trying to figure out why they went to such extremes to make her ugly. Like did they actually try and woke-focus group shit in order to appease the specimens who whine about traditionalist beauty standards or some shit? because I honestly cant think of another explanation other than some embarrasing attempt to pander to the 0.00000001% of the viewing public who care about such petty shit

Supposedly, she was meant to be ugly, so she could have her "she was a beauty all along" moment in Canto Bight. She and Finn were supposed to switch into fancy clothes to fit in with the regular crowd of the Casinos and that's where Rose should have worn a sexy dress.
Thanks to Rian's incompetence, they forgot to do that last part, so Rose goes through the movie looking like a frumpy sack of potatos.

Also bit of a tangent but her whole character pretty solidly demonstrates why making Rey an instant expert at everything was a bad move, since it meant that Rose couldnt very well fit a role as "the engineer" of the group and thus felt extremely goddamn useless. Like this is fiction 101 when dealing with a group of protagonists in this kind of setting, give each of them a niche that is believably necessary for both group survival and plot progression.

Have Rey be some kind of force empowered combat berserker, Finn be the guy with all the knowledge about how the enemy works and be the only real soldier of the group, Poe be the pilot and "diplomat" of the group who knows enough people in enough places, and Rose be the one who fixes shit and breaks them in to places. Boom. Everyone feels necessary, nobody feels overpowered, and there are all kinds of scenarios you could cobble together by combining this skillset

Eh, the way it's split up in TFA and especially in TLJ is pretty balanced too.
Rey does everything and everybody else marvels at her for it. That's good writing, right?
 
watching "the last straw" video posted a whiles back
and, i notice a lot of the people working in the back, are very white and very male
you would think for a bunch of people that care so much for diversity they wouldn't have stupid brute white males do all the work that makes the movie competent.
 
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