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I'm going to enjoy the next string of quoted responses from dear, dear, deekun
Gordon Ramsey calls him up on the regular and thanks him for not getting into cooking so all the other chefs in the world have a chance.He is probably going to tell us a story about an uncle who had 4 Michelin stars teaching him how to cook and at the age of 7 the cooks in the Wright Patterson cafeteria were asking him for recipes.
David was also the one who came up with the idea for The Great British Bakeoff. YOU REE.Gordon Ramsey calls him up on the regular and thanks him for not getting into cooking so all the other chefs in the world have a chance.
That's the thing about Dave. He writes like a nine year old. He tells outlandish stories like a nine year old. He brags about his dad like a nine year old. He uses playground-level insults and makes cartoonish threats like a nine year old. He talks about how awesome he is like a nine year old. He gets mad and then claims he's not mad like a nine year old. Everything about him screams "snotty, angry little boy trapped in a grown man's body."
You must not know what happens when you get your throat cut. What happens when it cuts through the voice box. The doctors say it is incredible i can even speak. They told me i had of 80% chance of ever speaking again.Post a vid of you talking, Dave. So we can all see how femme you are.
Oh, I could tell you based on anatomy alone, especially based on how deep the cut was.You must not know what happens when you get your throat cut.
No shit, Sherlock. Typically, unless the slasher doesn't have the strength to cut deeply enough (doubtful, since it's damned easy to slash the carotid) you will never speak again.What happens when it cuts through the voice box.
REE is both the highest and lowest, I’d betOh, I could tell you based on anatomy alone, especially based on how deep the cut was.
No shit, Sherlock. Typically, unless the slasher doesn't have the strength to cut deeply enough (doubtful, since it's damned easy to slash the carotid) you will never speak again.
I actually looked this up, and either victims of even minor cuttings either bleed out or choke to death on their own blood unless immediately rushed to a hospital. I'm going to assume your transphobic slasher didn't decide to immediately call 911 since you would have been unable to. Even if you did, our nation's 911 system, at best, is able to use a phone's GPS to get them within 1/4 of a mile to the scene.
Edit: You said a "5 octave vocal range." Now, that would put you into an elite group of vocalists... tell us, beginning with your lowest note what could you hit?
I guarantee he'll claim he would have been the next Freddie Mercury.A 5 octave range is not something anyone is born with naturally, even Mariah Carey, Sarah Brightman, Tarja Turunen trained for years and years to develop their famous ranges. Classical vocal training for males usually aims to get a very solid 2-2.5 octave range which is difficult and takes a great deal of time. This is especially difficult for males because they have to retrain a great deal after puberty, especially in terms of range. If what you meant is that your body could produce an extremely high falsetto, that is less uncommon but also less meaningful because hardly anyone sounds good in extended falsetto and no one wants to listen to that. One of the few exceptions is the comically flamboyant Vitas who became world-famous for this skill
Geoff Tate and Freddy Mercury are arguably 2 of the most gifted non-classically trained vocalists in the last 30 years and at best spouted a 4 octave range.Edit: You said a "5 octave vocal range." Now, that would put you into an elite group of vocalists... tell us, beginning with your lowest note what could you hit?
Edit: You said a "5 octave vocal range." Now, that would put you into an elite group of vocalists... tell us, beginning with your lowest note what could you hit?
He looked and looks better when you're drunk... by which I don't mean you'd dare take him home his features just blur.@Dee Price, gotta be honest, you looked better when you were a natal man not trying to be otherwise.
5 octave is extremely rare, even among most commercial vocalists it's a complete myth. In fact, Mariah Carey was removed from the Guiness world book of records for fradulently inserting herself into it with the help of technology.Edit: You said a "5 octave vocal range." Now, that would put you into an elite group of vocalists... tell us, beginning with your lowest note what could you hit?
Quit lying, you petulant autogynopheliac. You don't have to have a high-pitched voice to sing in 5 octaves. Whitney had a very high pithed voice when her career began, yet the most she could reach was 3 octaves. While a high-pitched voice helps, it's not necessary. I don't believe someone who looks and sounds like you ever had a high pitch voice. It's obvious from photo and video that your larynx is way too large, and you have undergone a high-degree of virilization. So once again, quit trying to lie to people, who are more intelligent than you will ever be.You must not know what happens when you get your throat cut. What happens when it cuts through the voice box. The doctors say it is incredible i can even speak. They told me i had of 80% chance of ever speaking again.
And my voice before that was very high pitched. With a range you could not possibly hit. Years of training went into my voice. Not to be trans but to sing. 5 octave range, gone overnight. all due to a moron that hates trans girls.
2001 several years after i had ran out of hormones. My guitarist was upset about my voice.
But then you are not that smart and do not have reading retention.