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Jesus said to do unto others as you would have them do unto you. So it's only natural that God gave him two middle fingers back by giving him two strokes.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Memphis BBQ Smoked Spaghetti With Pork
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Fatty made sugar pasta.
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Memphis BBQ Smoked Spaghetti With Pork
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Fatty made sugar pasta.
When you've gotten to the point that you are literally trying to smoke spaghetti on a grill, you need to go back to the drawing board and rethink your recipe.
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Man, I can't watch him. He looks exactly like Bluto from Popeye the Sailor Man with those fleshy rubbery fish lips and nasty facehairs.
Ping me when he next strokes [since he's changed nothing that caused the others]. I'm out.
Ping me when he next strokes [since he's changed nothing that caused the others]. I'm out.
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[laughs like Satan]
Whoooo this video is a mess.
I laughed pretty hard when he shilled his own sauce, he just looked so desperate for any sales.
Jack then goes on to talk about how "people say" his sauce looks gross and like "jelly".
(Farmers who tried the sauce say it's packed with sugar and you can really see that here.)
He lists off ingredients, but says he's just "making this up as I go along" and he'll probably add more ingredients later, and that he'll tell you when he does (he doesn't).
No extra info in the video description, also the "Tech Time With Jack" link is missing a slash, so it's just a broken link that goes nowhere.
I honestly don't believe Jack when he says putting spaghetti in a smoker makes it absorb hickory smoke flavor, he makes no effort to show this, for example eating a noodle on its own and describing the flavor.
Nope, he just smashes them together and says it's a "home run" because it all just works somehow.
Why even bother? Smoking the spaghetti looks like it takes a lot of time and effort, and the sauce itself provides plenty of flavor on its own.
If you want to add flavor to the noodles just add what you want into the pot while it boils, I just don't get why you'd want to add a giant expensive looking smoker into the equation, I don't see the cost/reward benefit at all.
But it's okay because health-conscious Jack "doesn't eat pasta" because it has a lot of carbs. (That wasn't very Italian of you Mr. Scalfani)
At the end he teases shiritaki noodles that he claims has zero carbs, or "zero pasta!" as he says.
He's wrong of course, the package literally says "4g of carbs" on the front of it.
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A poor diet and array of lifestyle choices happened.
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He says it looks like that because it's thick and isn't cut with anything.
It's thick because he thickens it by adding corn starch. That's why it looks like jelly.
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He's so completely assblasted about people constantly asking him about keto that he turned off comments just to not have to admit he isn't doing it.
There's no need to do that unless your recipe is fucked up in the first place. That or if you aren't a lazy cunt you can just simmer it until it reduces down.
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Memphis BBQ Smoked Spaghetti With Pork
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Fatty made sugar pasta.
I'm legit triggered by that
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Jacks terrible food gives him strokes but I’m pretty sure looking at that spaghetti abortion gave me cancer and AIDS.
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i remember on the last bbq wars he was going to give away a bbq to the first person who recognized him wherever he was eating. no one recognized him on the entire tour so i guess now to avoid the embarrassment and because he's not the huge youtube star he thinks he is he's giving away his location ahead of time
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Ok, couple of things wrong with the BBQ spaghetti video.
1. Neely's on Winchester never smoked the noodles. It's just sweet ass spaghetti. Memphis bbq spaghetti has always been awful.
2. Rendezvous in downtown Memphis was founded by the Greek Vergos family more than 70 years ago. The Neely's are a family of African Americans that own several bbq joints in the city.
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1. Neely's on Winchester never smoked the noodles. It's just sweet ass spaghetti. Memphis bbq spaghetti has always been awful.
2. Rendezvous in downtown Memphis was founded by the Greek Vergos family more than 70 years ago. The Neely's are a family of African Americans that own several bbq joints in the city.
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LOL
jack wastes no time. "gluttony is not what everyone deems it to be, it has a wider meaning than just food related." yeah nice try fat fuck
jack wastes no time. "gluttony is not what everyone deems it to be, it has a wider meaning than just food related." yeah nice try fat fuck
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Yes you fat fuck. As a man of god you should know that well. Can't wait to see how he backpedals out of this one.
I like how he picked a "funny" picture of a guy stuffing his face when Jack himself has an unlimited supply of such images at his (5 remaining) fingertips.
Edit: So is this guy the pastor that decapitated his wife back in the day? He seems like a decent guy, but I guess you can never tell...
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no that's not him
maury davis is the pastor at jack's church who decapitated a sunday school teacher in the 70s. how christian