🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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If Ralph could make fun of himself he would do a Killstream special coming out of the closet and detailing his homosexual relationship with Andy is nauseating detail. Then at the end reveal it all as a joke, or better yet don't and just never bring it up in anyway again. Ralph can't do that though so he'll either not say anything or deny it so aggressively people think he is over compensating.
As for taking Crp's word I just can't do it. All of these people are scummy and will say anything they think they have to for money and relevancy. None of them are trustworthy and will change their opinions on a dime.
 
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It's pretty safe to say that crp is lying for shekels. Hes just trying to scrape whatevers left of the Knoxville barrel
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Let's just pretend it's true so Ralph will come on here and sperg some more... we're due soon for another Ralph sighting and I'm bored.

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It's really not a stretch. Just rewatch old episodes of warski live or the Kumite if you can find them with this new perspective in mind. Andy has always thrown off strong gay vibes.
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This is very true, he would talk about dick a lot and wanted to set up a trapnostate with VR porn. Before the whole Pineconegate thing went down he was begging for random people to leak his dick pic on Twitter. I think Warski is just one of those guys that will fuck anything, guy or girl... wouldn't shock me if he'd fuck inanimate objects or animals either.

It's most likely just CRP trying to get drama shekels... weirdly tho if he really wanted to make some decent cash he'd just release the documentary but just make it super unflattering towards Warski and Ralph. However when I frame all that's happened since Knoxville under the belief that Ralph and Andy are butt buddies a lot of things either make way more sense or make me feel a little bit queasy (Ralph's refusal to discuss Warski drama, the move in saga, the weird fight in Miami). The most disturbing is Warski and Ralph asking Zoom to move in with them... what unholiness that union would have unleashed on this Earth.

Also @theralph where's the Miami documentary at? How long does it take for two people to edit that shit? I want to see what $4000 looks like on film.
 
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I have to say I normally can't stand anything that CRP does but the way he delivered this one in a quick video made me die laughing. "All of us in the apartment, we all heard it." Just the thought of that is so horrifying and funny at the same time. Man CRP you are still desperate for drama but you finally did something funny at least.
 
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Well needless to say whether this latest Coach revelation is true or not, its apparent that IRL meetups for internet personalities is a bad idea for the most part. Everybody seemed to get this after Matt, Jeff and Based Moma stole Failure's ShitLord Con idea and turned it into Kilroy. Then Ralph after months of shitting on Kilroy with Tonka and the Kumite Krew, he decided to basically do his own sort of Kilroy. It seems to have gone swimmingly thus far for him, am i right?
 
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It seems I'm going against the consensus here, but I find what Coach is saying plausible. If you all recall, Ralph's downward spiral really started due to the hypocrisy of him shielding Andy. Despite all the push-back he received, he still shielded Andy no matter the cost to his reputation.
And the domestic spat felt just like that - a domestic.

Also starting to wonder if JF's prediction that "Andy will have AIDS in 7 years" wasn't just a stab in the dark.
 
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The info is literally on CRP's Youtube unlike that information Kraut photoshopped.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5tEELgWBfKbA9fVPRzBzPQ/about
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Colonel J said:
The info is literally on CRP's Youtube unlike that information Kraut photoshopped.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5tEELgWBfKbA9fVPRzBzPQ/about
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it's more the motive than the information on this. Its Ralph taking it to dog whistle to his remaining loyal followers to go fuck with CRP. Like before, CRP isn't innocent in this, but Ralph is led around by the nose to go down to anybody's level to fire back. Honestly what "still loyal" Ralph fan is going to watch CRP's video otherwise? Its another case of Ralph not being able to control himself and lashing out at any criticism in a Maker's Mark fueled rage.

He couldn't help himself during GG to go after anybody with an opinion of him that wasn't positive and he can't help himself now. He can't keep himself from coming on Kiwi, he can't keep himself from poking at Cow, he can't leave CRP alone, etc. He's the model figure of a butt hurt bitch.
 
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