Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

[Whatevs]

Ahhh so for you pedo is doing anything with people who are in their 20's. Perfect. Will remember that lol.

How long were you friends with her dad? Did you see her growing up? Did you kiss her first booboo, take her to prom? Is that why your first wife left you?

 

[AStupidMonkey]

Stay at home wife? She works as do I, and I do most of the cucking and cleaning.

FTFY

 

[Shane_Yes_That_One]

And now you outed yourself as a beta male.
Not looking good for you.

Sorry that knowing how to cook and taking pride in it scares you. How feminine are you?

 

[The Incel Whisperer]

If you all thought I cared what you thought, then you have no concept of why I joined the forum in the first place.

So you are willing to brag about fucking her but not willing to at least try to not make your relationship seem less creepy? Your priorities are fucked my dude.

 

[Tard]

If you all thought I cared what you thought, then you have no concept of why I joined the forum in the first place.

You didn't answer the question
How long were you friends with her father?

 

[Monkey Prick]

If you all thought I cared what you thought, then you have no concept of why I joined the forum in the first place.

How long after your last relationship did you marry your current wife? I swear I saw tweets from the start of 2018 that had you in a relationship with another woman.

 

[Vampy]

Nothing is happening at the moment as everyone is waiting for the 15th, so let him sperg.

Keep an eye out on happening though since he may be attempting to distract us. He underestimates weaponized autism.

Ask good questions.

We have and you don't answer them so why bother?

 

[Archeopthryx]

Shane, what I'm seeing here is the behavioral patterns of a lolcow. It is terminal I'm afraid as you've entered stage 3 by jumping into this forum. This can be mitigated if you had some beer buddies or friends which are available to you IRL.

 

[SiccDicc]

I have real hair and he has hair plugs.

So you're saying your hair looks worse than hair plugs? Neat.

Ask good questions.

I think the problem is people were expecting you to be smart enough to answer them... perhaps they should instead ask you questions as if you were a child?

 

[KittyLoaf]

This guy's a headcase.
Consider his behavior on Rackets' stream.
Dude is just desperate for attention. Let him sperg into the void.

 

[Shane_Yes_That_One]

How long after your last relationship did you marry your current wife? I swear I saw tweets from the start of 2018 that had you in a relationship with another woman.

In 2018 I was dating a VA.

 

[BigDuckEnergy]

A

Sorry that knowing how to cook and taking pride in it scares you. How feminine are you?

A swing and a miss.

 

[SiccDicc]

In 2018 I was dating a VA.

Did your wife know about this?

 

[Negromancer]

I have real hair and he has hair plugs.

bro you dont have hair. your hairline looks like those awful hood cuts that go all the way up to the crown but yours is real.

 

[Tard]

In 2018 I was dating a VA.

How long were you friends with her father?
You seem to not want to answer this question

 

[Facts Over Feels]

There will be no legal repercussions in relation to the whole ordeal.

I'd ask you to make a wager on that, but you never paid off the bets you already lost and I don't take checks.

 

[KittyLoaf]

@Shane_Yes_That_One very clearly has some deep-seated contempt for any male who's more successful and better looking than him.

 

[Shane_Yes_That_One]

Shane, what I'm seeing here is the behavioral patterns of a lolcow. It is terminal I'm afraid as you've entered stage 3 by jumping into this forum. This can be mitigated if you had some beer buddies or friends which are available to you IRL.

Oh I do and they are all laughing at this. Some of them went as far to say you were all losers and griefers and there was no point joining. Fairly accurate but there are a couple of decent people here.

 

[Private Pyle]

How feminine are you?

Did Tyrone ask you the same question when entering the relationship?

 

[Kari Kamiya]

and her family and her thinks it is an amazing relationship.

So her family thinks they're being woke? I can't imagine the kind of family tree they got going on there.

Stay at home wife? She works as do I, and I do most of the cooking and cleaning.

You got a recipe book on how to prepare shoes for human consumption? That takes talent, I gotta admit.