Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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I Love Beef said:
brrrrr. I'm sure he's the reason why many people stop going to conventions.

Thank you, thank you.
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hes the reason people carry guns because you dont know when hes gonna try to grope you or hit on your wife. the allegations against him arent surprising at all considering what hes ADMITTED and also his fucking face. i can't get over how much of a textbook pedophile/sex offender he looks like.
 
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Stoneheart said:
but our spirit animal Jim does the same. its just less creepy because it wasnt a friend daughter
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The age difference for Jim and his gal isn’t a 20 year age difference. Jim I believe is 37. Jim also didn’t know the person he’s with while she was a minor like our sped Shane most likely did.
Shane literally was one statement away from saying he was friends with his wife’s father; babysitting her while she was a teen.
 
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Shady Attorney said:
The age difference for Jim and his gal isn’t a 20 year age difference. Jim I believe is 37. Jim also didn’t know the person he’s with while she was a minor like our sped Shane most likely did.
Shane literally was one statement away from saying he was friends with his wife’s father; babysitting her while she was a teen.
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I REALLY hope and pray Shane is not an example of trollshielding to hide your own sins.
 
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Nobleberry said:
If he hasn't already, I strongly suspect it'll be before Nick's Monday stream. He'll just have to get another dopamine rush before the inevitable 15th so he can claim some more inaccurate bullshit like he "knows something" or "has sources".
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Honestly, I hope shit goes down on the 16th or later just so I can see Shane and Ms. Choy make a complete and utter fools out of themselves. Just imagine Shane showing up here monday to gloat and be smug saying shit like "I guess your grifting lawyer lied to you" "turns out there's no lawsuit huh :)", then the next day the Hammer of the Beard comes down with full force and everyone shits themselves, especially shane.
 
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GethN7 said:
I REALLY hope and pray Shane is not an example of trollshielding to hide your own sins.
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how is it people havent fucking noticed that that by kicking the autistic nest, the swarm will rip apart every nook and cranny looking for shit to drag into the disinfecting light of day. these sick fucks would be way better off without any of this attention
 
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Shady Attorney said:
The age difference for Jim and his gal isn’t a 20 year age difference. Jim I believe is 37. Jim also didn’t know the person he’s with while she was a minor like our sped Shane most likely did.
Shane literally was one statement away from saying he was friends with his wife’s father; babysitting her while she was a teen.
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He is still a cuck for raising Tyrone's son.
 
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GethN7 said:
I REALLY hope and pray Shane is not an example of trollshielding to hide your own sins.
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Someone already shared allegations about him in this thread that makes all of his statements projections against Vic. Honestly, it's likely because he's done horrible things he can't believe that Vic didn't or is a good Christian.
 
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LobotomizedFerret said:
Honestly, I hope shit goes down on the 16th or later just so I can see Shane and Ms. Choy make a complete and utter fools out of themselves. Just imagine Shane showing up here monday to gloat and be smug saying shit like "I guess your grifting lawyer lied to you" "turns out there's no lawsuit huh :)", then the next day the Hammer of the Beard comes down with full force and everyone shits themselves, especially shane.
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As soon as Nick mentioned the 15th on stream I assumed that would be filing day (of course BHBH will wait until after KC), which logically meant summons wouldn't be served out until at least the next day or later. Just basing that assumption on the shit I learned from Nick watching his streams.

I agree, it will be funny to see Shane sperg about "nobody got served! Where's your black face lawyer at?" Monday, which we all know he's going to do but at the same time, he's so thoroughly convinced EVERYBODY he's a genuine tard at this point with strong pedo vibes that it'll be slightly anticlimactic to be proven right.

It's like calling a coin flip. A coin with identical sides.
 
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Monkey Prick said:
So Shane first started seeing her when she was between 17-18 and he would be 39-40? My almonds are activating.
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About right. She was 18 when I knew her and she went to work on Shane's staff. Whether they "knew" each other in the Biblical sense I cannot confirm. If they did, age of consent in Texas is seventeen but even so, she was and is a child.
 
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Not A Bug said:
Yes. Don't think anything happened then, but there are allegations he went below the age of consent. I don't believe she was one of them. And no complaints have ever been filed.
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That might explain why he keeps repeating the whole "Vic was with underage girls" bit. I mean if he couldn't resist, how could Vic ever resist thousands of underage girls throwing themselves at him every other weekend, he had to do something!
 
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