Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

[Static Voices]

Well guys. He's gonna save the west!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmytXiVXoYs

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

I’m going to laugh my fucking ass off if Farage manages to cuck Carl.

 

[instythot]

Well guys. He's gonna save the west!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmytXiVXoYs

What a pompous shithead.

Also, that is set up perfectly for a Dame Pesos or Memology to edit. For example:

"I'm not here to be politically correct, I'm here to tell the truth" -> cut to "white nibbas"
"I am accountable to my audience" -> throw to Carl promoting Kek/skadilay, the shadilay strangler
"Service guarantees citizenship" -> a scene perfectly illustrating the fascist nature of what it's lifted from

 

[Irrelevant]

UKIP are usually a safe bet in European elections but 17/24 of the 2014 MEPs have quit. Seven of them went to the Brexit Party.

Current polling puts UKIP at only getting 3 seats this time. It actually looks like all Eurosceptic parties are going to get wrecked due to the 3-way Con/UKIP/Brexit split.

It's highly likely that Farage will cuck Sargon.

 

[ObsoleteMediaFormat]

Love this timeline, can't wait for reporters to ask about "acting like a bunch of niggers" and "depends on the child", or even better that Starship Troopers video where he came out as a fascist.

 

[instythot]

Love this timeline, can't wait for reporters to ask about "acting like a bunch of niggers" and "depends on the child", or even better that Starship Troopers video where he came out as a fascist.

Hey muckrakers! Make sure to ask him if he can confirm or deny the bisexual black Dragon second life alter ego! It's out there and he hasn't addressed the allegation yet

 

[Irrelevant]

Love this timeline, can't wait for reporters to ask about "acting like a bunch of niggers" and "depends on the child", or even better that Starship Troopers video where he came out as a fascist.

It's possible he won't have to do any interviews. Europhiles always claimed the EU doesn't have a big impact so the media scrutinise MEPs about as much as a local councillor (meaning not at all).

Of course Brexit changed everything.

 

[instythot]

It's possible he won't have to do any interviews. Europhiles always claimed the EU doesn't have a big impact so the media scrutinise MEPs about as much as a local councillor (meaning not at all).

Of course Brexit changed everything.

I don't think that they'll need him to do interviews to run sensationalized "meet the racist, sexist, former benefits leech that wants to represent you in the eu" pieces

 

[Foxxo]

I thought it was a joke... Goddamnit Sargon.

Can someone please edit the faces for me? Those who've seen my screenshots know I'm technologically inept.

 

[mrgou]

500
Million
New
Paypigs​

 

[instythot]

The smile that Vee starts this one off with just screams "I have an erection and I'm not afraid to use it". He is just giddy at the prospect of possibly being two degrees of separation away from the Iron Throne of Europe

Also, he does the typical "but he said he wouldn't rape her!" in response to the "troll who sent rape tweet". Has nobody on Carl's side of this grasped that the phrase "I wouldn't even rape you" implies that there are people he would happily rape?

Interestingly, Vee can't even bring himself to defend the white nibbas rant. "They're really underplaying that one by calling it racially charged language. It went way beyond just racially charged language!" or something like that

These two threads are going to get so confusing with Carl running. Every stupid thing Vee does is going to be Carl-related until the results are in

 

[Shady Attorney]

If Carl gets into office he’ll be the UK version of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez with how incompetent he’ll be with dealing with his political peers

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

He's using his discord to recruit people in his area to help him campaign.

Also, for some reason he got pretty self-conscious about this comment and did an edit to make it sound more appealing.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Love this timeline, can't wait for reporters to ask about "acting like a bunch of niggers" and "depends on the child", or even better that Starship Troopers video where he came out as a fascist.

• Mr. Benjamin, can you comment about your "white niggers" speech?
• dead air
• Mr. Behjamin?
• Oh, sorry, my mic doesn't work. I'm having a boomer moment right here.

 

[verissimus]

I didn't realize subjects of a monarchy can become citizens.

 

[Colonel J]

If Sergin was smart they'd always say "refer to my previous statements on that matter" if asked about that kind of stuff or direct them to their youtube video where they respond.

 

[instythot]

If Sergin was smart they'd always say "refer to my previous statements on that matter" if asked about that kind of stuff or direct them to their youtube video where they respond.

That's assuming he'll get more input than is traditional in smear pieces. And if, God willing, he ends up in a debate situation, the odds are heavily stacked in favor of everyone else on stage, including the moderator repeatedly asking him to explain embarrassingly stupid things he's said until he snaps

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Also, he does the typical "but he said he wouldn't rape her!" in response to the "troll who sent rape tweet". Has nobody on Carl's side of this grasped that the phrase "I wouldn't even rape you" implies that there are people he would happily rape?

I don't think thats the right take away, its really just an uncouth and really dumb thing for him to have said.

Honestly knowing him he'll spin it as him being anti-pc but just like White Nibbas its less him being principled and more just really dumb.

 

[instythot]

I don't think thats the right take away, its really just an uncouth and really dumb thing for him to have said.

Honestly knowing him he'll spin it as him being anti-pc but just like White Nibbas its less him being principled and more just really dumb.

It's Carl's amazin' lack of ability with the English language at work again. He claims he labored over the phrasing of the tweet for hours, whether to include "even" or not, when the problem with the phrasing and what it implies was "you". He didn't mean it that way, but he worked on it for hours and didn't grasp that before pressing send

Hmm. Isn't one of a politician's primary functions supposed to be clearly communicating policy positions?

 

[JamFlowMan]

I don't think thats the right take away, its really just an uncouth and really dumb thing for him to have said.

Honestly knowing him he'll spin it as him being anti-pc but just like White Nibbas its less him being principled and more just really dumb.

Maybe European politics differ in some ways, but I would doubt any American politician from small town mayor to presidential candidate want any recording to exist of them saying nigger no matter the context.