Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

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Probably, but there's still got to be obviously unwinnable and obviously safe districts with the change?

I'm not 100 percent sure how the parties choose, but I think it's region by region, UKIP traditionally has a list system for each region/area so number 1 on list has top priority as placement for MEP, 2 is second and so forth. UKIP will publish it's candidates list soon.

As for winnable and unwinnable, in any normal political circumstance that would probably be true, but UKIP and probably BREXIT have always done well in European elections from cross platform voters, as the British don't take EU elections as seriously as normal or council elections, and since it's not past the post, every vote counts for the each region which means if it is required to get a number of votes to win an MEP seat, as long as the party gets the votes, it gets the seat.

This is part of the reason why Nigel Farage has been able to be a successful MEP despite several attempts to become an MP never being able to win in a past the post system.
 
Here's something I never understood about Carl's longterm strategy. I know that he has significant political aspirations but he only has UKIP as a starting point, and UKIP basically only has some semblance of significance in the EU Parliament.

So, by supporting Brexit wouldn't he be basically advocating for the crippling of his party's relevance?

Or is he just trying to use UKIP as a way to weasel his way into mainstream politics? Which considering the past year has been done in perhaps the most exceptional way possible.
 
Here's something I never understood about Carl's longterm strategy. I know that he has significant political aspirations but he only has UKIP as a starting point, and UKIP basically only has some semblance of significance in the EU Parliament.

So, by supporting Brexit wouldn't he be basically advocating for the crippling of his party's relevance?

Or is he just trying to use UKIP as a way to weasel his way into mainstream politics? Which considering the past year has been done in perhaps the most exceptional way possible.
Imagine this unlikely scenario: Carl being in the right place at the right time.

Politics in his country and region are so fucked up that you've got bits and pieces flying off at the edges. Something is going to give eventually and politics will have to change because the current situation is unsustainable and intolerable. This is the exact sort of environment in which a guy like Carl can get a foot in a door. Not to say that he will, but it doesn't hurt that he's walking down the correct avenue. The flip side is that it will fail horribly and he'll be a fall guy. Most likely nothing really happens.
 
Here's something I never understood about Carl's longterm strategy. I know that he has significant political aspirations but he only has UKIP as a starting point, and UKIP basically only has some semblance of significance in the EU Parliament.

So, by supporting Brexit wouldn't he be basically advocating for the crippling of his party's relevance?

Or is he just trying to use UKIP as a way to weasel his way into mainstream politics? Which considering the past year has been done in perhaps the most exceptional way possible.

UKIP wouldn't disappear after Brexit, it would only find a new platform, probably anti-mass migration, anti-globalist, and more tough on Islam as Batten has been hinting at.

Even if Brexit happens and Carl is out of a job, and can't place as an MP, it wouldn't matter, there is always the council circuit, which UKIP can do well in, or other inner party or bureaucratic work that people can do for years to draw a paycheck or he could do what most people who work in UK politics do afterwards anyways, cash in that golden handshake and go work in the private sector.

As long as Carl can continue to be outspoken activist and get the air time and the interest, then he is effectively beating the people who would censor him, and giving himself opportunities. A lot of people go on to work for private sector think tanks, advisory roles, public speech circuits, writing, presenting.
 
UKIP wouldn't disappear after Brexit, it would only find a new platform, probably anti-mass migration, anti-globalist, and more tough on Islam as Batten has been hinting at.

Even if Brexit happens and Carl is out of a job, and can't place as an MP, it wouldn't matter, there is always the council circuit, which UKIP can do well in, or other inner party or bureaucratic work that people can do for years to draw a paycheck or he could do what most people who work in UK politics do afterwards anyways, cash in that golden handshake and go work in the private sector.

As long as Carl can continue to be outspoken activist and get the air time and the interest, then he is effectively beating the people who would censor him, and giving himself opportunities. A lot of people go on to work for private sector think tanks, advisory roles, public speech circuits, writing, presenting.
He'll probably start oppressing the Welsh because he's an English twat.
 
Sargon is a top 2 candidate for South West.
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Maybe, if the media decided to go after him then he wouldn’t or UKIP would push him to the side for someone stronger.
The media have always soft balled their criticism against Carl. They’ve had multiple opportunities. In fact I remember one outlet making a statement about Carl only briefly just to make Dankula look worse.
 
The media have always soft balled their criticism against Carl. They’ve had multiple opportunities. In fact I remember one outlet making a statement about Carl only briefly just to make Dankula look worse.

Yeah, but up until now, Carl has just been a fat shithead with an inexplicably popular youtube channel. Now they've got a reason to smear him
 
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@debatelimination Everyone was making fun of Sargon, but now it seems like a real possibility they'll become a politician.

Sargon will have a prestigious title while Metokur remains suitless and laughs at people ingesting feces and period blood.

Seriously, what is up with the "they" used as a pronoun for people whose gender we know???
 
Farage’s Brexit party officially launched today and in his speech about it he specifically said he’s going to target UKIP voters. He also made a jab at UKIP by saying he wanted to create a respectable party machine for the people.

I’m not sure how this might work out, but if his party actually gains enough ground it could fuck over UKIP even in the MEP elections. Fuck, maybe Farage will save the EU from becoming Carl’s paypig.
 
Farage’s Brexit party officially launched today and in his speech about it he specifically said he’s going to target UKIP voters. He also made a jab at UKIP by saying he wanted to create a respectable party machine for the people.

I’m not sure how this might work out, but if his party actually gains enough ground it could fuck over UKIP even in the MEP elections. Fuck, maybe Farage will save the EU from becoming Carl’s paypig.

Oh my. Maybe former daddy Nigel will be the one using a condensed version of this thread to perform a swift character assassination on Carl now that Carl has thrown his political sword into the gladiatorial arena
 
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@debatelimination Everyone was making fun of Sargon, but now it seems like a real possibility they'll become a politician.

Sargon will have a prestigious title while Metokur remains suitless and laughs at people ingesting feces and period blood.

This makes me happy as it's mere personification and a great merit that internet blood sports personas were nothing but "all talk" to begin with. Furthermore, Metokur is still not known by his real identity Ralph is still fat & drunk every day and Sargon is one step closer to becoming a real politician with actual influence&power to potray his ideas into the REAL world, not just some larping comment section. Despite people hating on us, our ideas are getting closer to realization and their anger gives motivation without purpose.
 
This makes me happy as it's mere personification and a great merit that internet blood sports personas were nothing but "all talk" to begin with. Furthermore, Metokur is still not known by his real identity Ralph is still fat & drunk every day and Sargon is one step closer to becoming a real politician with actual influence&power to potray his ideas into the REAL world, not just some larping comment section. Despite people hating on us, our ideas are getting closer to realization and their anger gives motivation without purpose.

Would you say, perhaps, that the hate is what motivates Carl? When he achieves power over the plebs, will he effectively become the King of Hate?
 
So from the looks of it, UKIP put him in about as safe a region they could.

52.6% Pro-Brexit
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And from the wiki page: http://archive.li/dK36M

Elected 2 MEPs from UKIP in 2014
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Was won by UKIP in 2014
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The big issue however, is seen in the second image - "Elected 2 MEPs, both of them left around the time Farage did, one even joined the BREXIT Party, meaning that there's a good chance of Daddy Farage actually cucking little Carl out of his seat. We'll have to see what polling comes out as the UKIP split made this a bit of a crap-shoot.

Also, I'm shocked that they didn't list Dankula as one of their top two in Scotland. Of the two youtube "personalities" they went with the less well spoken, less intelligent, and less youthful option. I'm guessing Dank was too nice while Carl made it clear through his behavior that he'd throw a hissy fit if he wasn't given top billing.
 
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So from the looks of it, UKIP put him in about as safe a region they could.

Pro-Brexit
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And from the wiki page: http://archive.li/dK36M

Elected 2 MEPs from UKIP in 2014
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Was won by UKIP in 2014
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The big issue however, is seen in the second image - "Elected 2 MEPs, both of them left around the time Farrage did, one even joined the BREXIT Party, meaning that there's a good chance of Daddy Farrage actually cucking little Carl out of his seat. We'll have to see what polling comes out as the UKIP split made this a bit of a crap-shoot.

Also, I'm shocked that they didn't list Dankula as one of their top two in Scotland. Of the two youtube "personalities" they went with the less well spoken, less intelligent, and less youthful option. I'm guessing Dank was too nice while Carl made it clear through his behavior that he'd throw a hissy fit if he wasn't given top billing.

UKIP couldn't even observe that Dank can dress himself or at least knows someone who makes him do it properly. UKIP deserves a brexit reversal
 
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