Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

You already guessed it but nowhere in Sara Barlielles lyrics does she directly "call out" Trump.
I bit the bullet and read all the lyrics (ow my brain).
There's one song "Armor" that's full of feminist cliches (You think I am high and mighty, mister? Wait 'til you meet my little sister!) lololol
The rest is just basic pop ballad tripe about needing a man and the turbulence of love.
So, no Russ, if you were following the example of people in The Biz you'd be far more subversive and subtle in your approach.

 

[Bridgeburner]

Well less than an hour ago, Taylor changed all her pictures to some swirly thing and looks to be building to her announcement.

Needless to say, Russ was way ahead of me:
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Just on Spotify? What about the other 99+ platforms?

 

[Angry New Ager]

To make it even more ridiculous, superstar musicians on the level of TS usually do a lot of their marketing more than just a year ahead - for one thing, since their concerts need to take place at venues that can hold 100,000 people, so they start lining up dates two years in advance, sometimes three, to fit them into the tour itinerary. And he thinks it's just about plopping one out and asking iG girls to "promote my song" - hey, even Gershwin had to start somewhere, right?

Well, he has accused Swift of releasing at least one single with the specific intent of mocking him, because it came out the day after one of his major disappointments in pursuing her.

That the music business doesn't work that way, or on such short notice, and that the "surprise" release of the single was a marketing move planned well in advance as buildup to her new album and stadium tour, was completely lost on him. He's really that ignorant and stupid when it comes to how the music business works, and that delusional when it comes to his own significance to the biggest pop star in the world.

 

[Viridian]

omg fuck, his literal words are, "We need to make it a felony for a girl to say no to a disabled person." wtf. Surely that's, somebody's fucking with blurring out the names and that's originally somebody mocking him. Even Russel cannot be that callous. We'll never know because the genius lawyer magical star baby probably deleted the post and destroyed evidence; as he's used to cleaning up, being a janitor. I mean technically a janitor DOES work in a law firm.

He did delete the post. But the Internet never forgets, and he spewed that bullshit on more than one occasion:

 

[GethN7]

He did delete the post. But the Internet never forgets, and he spewed that bullshit on more than one occasion:

Which is utterly insane from a legal standpoint. Freedom of association and choice is an inherent civil right, no one can be forced to join a group or make a choice who they want to associate with against their will.

As much as it must infuriate him, the law does not legally compel any women to suck him his penis, nor will it ever.

 

[depressedfurry]

He's absolutely used that term specifically, multiple times claiming he has PTSD and blaming Taylor Swift directly for it:

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What the hell is he talking about with dirt and anthrax??? I must have missed that saga

 

[lamp shade]

What the hell is he talking about with dirt and anthrax??? I must have missed that saga

Some wéén, or maybe himself, sent one of those gimmick packages that says “You’re a dirtbag” and comes with a little bag of dirt, but he immediately started claiming it was anthrax. Then he went back to it being dirt, then anthrax, then dirt. Unless I’m forgetting a second package? Either way, spoiler alert, it wasn’t anthrax.

 

[deadfool]

Some wéén, or maybe himself, sent one of those gimmick packages that says “You’re a dirtbag” and comes with a little bag of dirt, but he immediately started claiming it was anthrax. Then he went back to it being dirt, then anthrax, then dirt. Unless I’m forgetting a second package? Either way, spoiler alert, it wasn’t anthrax.

He did mention getting a letter filled with a mysterious substance, which he initially claimed was anthrax, but later admitted might've been a glitter bomb or something. I don't think we ever learned what it actually was.

But he definitely claimed the bag of dirt was from Taylor Swift herself, which is hilarious. Even if we give him the benefit of the doubt and assume Taylor feels threatened by his jingles and lolsuits, someone with the money she's got wouldn't waste time with doorstep pranks--they'd just go straight for a hitman.

edit because words are hard, as usual.

 

[Viridian]

Some wéén, or maybe himself, sent one of those gimmick packages that says “You’re a dirtbag” and comes with a little bag of dirt, but he immediately started claiming it was anthrax. Then he went back to it being dirt, then anthrax, then dirt. Unless I’m forgetting a second package? Either way, spoiler alert, it wasn’t anthrax.

Went back and found the screenshots about the "anthrax"/dirt for everyone to enjoy once more!

He did mention getting a letter filled with a mysterious substance, which he initially claimed was anthrax, but later admitted might've been a glitter bomb or something. I don't think we ever learned what it actually was.

But he definitely claimed the bag of dirt was from Taylor Swift herself, which is hilarious. Even if we give him the benefit of the doubt and assume Taylor feels threatened by his jingles and lolsuits, someone with the money she's got wouldn't waste time with doorstep pranks--they'd just go straight for a hitman.

edit because words are hard, as usual.

He mentions the "anthrax"/glitter bomb in the second screenshot there, but he never showed us any pictures (that I can find at least) of the "anthrax"/glitter package so I tend to believe that story is made up. If he'd received such a thing he'd have posted a picture, just like he did the bag of dirt he also delusionally believes Taylor Swift personally sent him.

 

[DrJonesHat]

It's been said, but unless something unusual has happened behind the scenes, TS has no idea who he is, and that's by design. If she's unaware of him, he can't occupy her thoughts or cause her stress. Her management team is there to keep people like him from bothering her. And yeah, all her stuff is planned out months, if not years in advance. He has no idea how the entertainment industry works, or for that matter, how much of anything else works. That's actually my favorite trait of his: his tendency to speak authoritatively about shit it's obvious he knows nothing about.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

In honor of Russell's unique way with words.

 

[DrJonesHat]

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In honor of Russell's unique way with words.

The proof that we live in an unjust world is that I can only rate you winner once.

 

[badboy2000]

A few new comments on his advert. I am seriously beginning to think he's not just autistic, but has asperger's. What a confusing world this is, when people say things that can be interpreted different ways.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Well, he has accused Swift of releasing at least one single with the specific intent of mocking him, because it came out the day after one of his major disappointments in pursuing her.

My favorite part of that was that it was a collaboration Taylor did with Zayn from One Direction.

I can just imagine Taylor calling him up and going "Uh, hey, so there's this guy in Utah and he's got bombshell evidence and dirt against me, I need you to help keep him out of the news!"

And so he flies here, they write and record a song, make a video, etc, overnight for the sole purpose of distracting the entire world from Russ.

Better yet, that song was done for the Fifty Shades movie that came out at that time, so that movie must have also been a distraction. Since we're all just NPCs in a Russ-centric world, all sorts of interesting connections can be made.

 

[badboy2000]

We somehow made his stellar FB campaign fail. Now it's on to plan B. Let me just warn you now, Russell. Networks, papers, radio stations etc. recieve hundreds of press releases every day. They are not going to read every one of them. At best, they won't delete it. More often than not, a journalist has to request the press release from their superior(who is the lucky one to recieve all those press releases), who will then check if they have recieved it. Of course, if it's Taylor Swift announcing a new album or whatever, it will be read and a journo will be put on it. But you're not quite on her level, are you, Russ?

Also, this:

and this:

Spoiler: Comment chain

Forgot to expand one of his comments:

 

[lamp shade]

Amazing. I love how he always says he knows people who like it, but there is zero evidence anyone does. They’re just made up people in his head. Since the comments from the people on this page don’t fit the narrative in his head, he can’t fathom why they don’t agree.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He still doesn't get that it was his suing her for being told no that got the internet laughing at him. Before that, no one knew who he was. And it was explained, by the agent that they can't accept any unsolicited works, it doesn't matter what the intent was. If she released a song that sounded anything at all like the one he made for her he could sue her (and that time, he might win).

 

[deadfool]

On one hand, I feel bad for the average joes who have to have the unfortunate experience of interacting with him, but on the other hand--seeing people who know nothing about his other exploits react to him is golden.

Clearly, it isn't just the mentally ill trolls here on the Orchards who think your actions are deplorable, Russ. Perfectly normal people think the same.

 

[AnOminous]

We somehow made his stellar FB campaign fail. Now it's on to plan B. Let me just warn you now, Russell. Networks, papers, radio stations etc. recieve hundreds of press releases every day. They are not going to read every one of them. At best, they won't delete it. More often than not, a journalist has to request the press release from their superior(who is the lucky one to recieve all those press releases), who will then check if they have recieved it. Of course, if it's Taylor Swift announcing a new album or whatever, it will be read and a journo will be put on it. But you're not quite on her level, are you, Russ?

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Also, this:
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and this:
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Spoiler: Comment chain

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Forgot to expand one of his comments:
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He claims he's passionate about music but his song sounds like shit, like he has no idea whatsoever what he's doing, and he has to pay other people to do it. If this is how he does something he's passionate about, it's hard to imagine what a shit job he does if he doesn't care.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Went back and found the screenshots about the "anthrax"/dirt for everyone to enjoy once more!

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He mentions the "anthrax"/glitter bomb in the second screenshot there, but he never showed us any pictures (that I can find at least) of the "anthrax"/glitter package so I tend to believe that story is made up. If he'd received such a thing he'd have posted a picture, just like he did the bag of dirt he also delusionally believes Taylor Swift personally sent him.

That looks like his own handwriting. It's messy as shit and you can tell he's trying to keep it as neat as possible, but it looks like his handwriting anyway.

Wouldn't be the first time he's tried to fake 'evidence'. His ex-boss who was on one of Nick Rekeita's shows said that Russ knocked a bunch of stuff over in the store and tried to claim some randoms did it who were harassing him. He also faked the letter that was supposedly from Dennis Hof, supporting Russ in his legal case against the hooker who he was suing because he ran the clock down wooing her instead of fucking her.

I'm loving the butthurt over the reactions to his song. He honestly believes that he should receive only "good boy Russ, well tried!" reactions. Like he's a trained dog or something. How dare anyone not fall over themselves to congratulate a disabled person on doing a thing! He's disabled, you can't dislike or criticise what he does, that's discrimination!

Sadly, Russ's ex-boss also said that any time anyone tried to criticise, tell off or even suggest ways of improving to Russ, Russ just shut down completely and he may as well have stood there with his fingers in his ears, singing "lalalala can't hear you". There's no way to get through that gourd-shaped dense skull that the world doesn't owe him a living and all the 10s he can bang.

At least it means we have a continuing source of amusement. Silver lining, I guess?