🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[James Roancrest]

so does ralph strike anyone as a power bottom.

Only because no one could be ridden by the Gunt and live.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

so does ralph strike anyone as a power bottom.

Kind of. Our chubby cheeked boy had to survive in prison somehow.

 

[Rabbi Yehonatan]

I think Warski is just one of those guys that will fuck anything, guy or girl... wouldn't shock me if he'd fuck inanimate objects or animals either.

Seems like all that cocaine and alcohol fucked with Andys brain. Sad!

 

[AnOminous]

Kind of. Our chubby cheeked boy had to survive in prison somehow.

So how many Newports does a gunt job go for from the brothers these days?

 

[Freeman]

On the off chance you read this @Memology 101 does Ralph calling someone a spic and saying they shouldn't be in his country offend you? Now granted the caller was a dickrider of the lying pedophile Corey Barnhill but still. you seem kind of sensitive to these things. Just curious is all.

 

[northstar747]

Only because no one could be ridden by the Gunt and live.

What about nora?

 

[000%]

What about nora?

His fetching wife probably gets by with a snorkel and some oxygen tanks.

 

[Kamikaze]

This is, without a doubt, the lamest point of attack I have ever seen. Especially when you consider I've pointed out that I was born in Memphis, yet raised in West Memphis, 75 times or more on the show. I was literally in Memphis most of the time anyway. It even funnier when I think of Euros and Yankees claiming areas they are much further away from than I was.

Just curious @theralph , is lying about your city of origin STILL the "lamest point of attack I have ever seen"?

Or is, perhaps, the rumor that you're a sloppy power bottom not so ridiculous?

EDIT:

• Feeble Immune system
• Bottom that, per Coach, "gets around."

Pozzed @theralph ????

 

[T-Ter]

What about nora?

She is a beard.

Edit: He gets a pass on social stigma, she gets a greencard. They both get to enjoy magic mike together at their leisure.

 

[Xyllon]

I wonder if Ralph gave Andy a titjob-esque guntjob. If he busted a nut into the gunt it's probably still dried up and crusty somewhere deep in the folds.

 

[Sammich]

JF's seemingly out of the blue shot about Warski dying from AIDS doesn't seem so out of place now. That always struck me as a very odd thing to say, JF is many MANY things, but i've never heard him take a random jab at someone like that. Dying of an OD, or STD would have been fairly tame, but AIDS is a very narrow attack, has anyone that isn't at least bisexual gotten aids? If Warski is gay, which at this point it's hard to deny with everything that has been said or seen, is it possible that Andy made a pass at JF? I know they met up at warski's once, not sure about any other meet ups. If JF had actually taken him up on the offer, that entire "break up" makes a ton more sense.

CRP's video shit post (I was convinced it was solely a shit post at first) is a really good one, it makes you look at things in a different light.

 

[Lord Akira]

Just curious @theralph , is lying about your city of origin STILL the "lamest point of attack I have ever seen"?

Or is, perhaps, the rumor that you're a sloppy power bottom not so ridiculous?

EDIT: If the rumor is true, it could explain why his immune system is so feeble. You might want to get yourself checked at your local public health clinic @theralph , before you die from some random fungus.

He got it from the Knoxville standard fuck party: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56Bc9UoxklQ

 

[Spectre_06]

Dying of an OD, or STD would have been fairly tame, but AIDS is a very narrow attack, has anyone that isn't at least bisexual gotten aids?

AIDS is just the endboss of the HIV dungeon. Plenty of straight people have HIV, like Magic Johnson.

 

[Sammich]

AIDS is just the endboss of the HIV dungeon. Plenty of straight people have HIV, like Magic Johnson.

Isn't it more associated with being a homosexual man though? I might just be seeing shit through my own bias of being of an age of remembering how shattered I was when Freddie Mercury died..

 

[Smarty Pants]

AIDS is just the endboss of the HIV dungeon. Plenty of straight people have HIV, like Magic Johnson.

Isn't it more associated with being a homosexual man though? I might just be seeing shit through my own bias of being of an age of remembering how shattered I was when Freddie Mercury died..

It's most commonly transmitted through anal sex that's why homos like Andy get it more often.

@theralph where's the Miami video series, Ralph? Did you cancel that whole thing because God hates fags and so do you?

 

[AnOminous]

AIDS is just the endboss of the HIV dungeon. Plenty of straight people have HIV, like Magic Johnson.

Some straight people do but the main way you get it is taking it up the ass from an infected dude or sharing needles. Magic fucked literally thousands of women to get his special prize.

 

[Schmeckel]

I wonder if Ralph gave Andy a titjob-esque guntjob. If he busted a nut into the gunt it's probably still dried up and crusty somewhere deep in the folds.

Andy "Any hole's a goal, even if it's a cunt with a gunt" Warski will probably fuck anything. Pinecone whale, gunt master flex, sinead, I doubt he has any standards beyond shouting "doesn't matter, had sex!"

 

[Spectre_06]

Some straight people do but the main way you get it is taking it up the ass from an infected dude or sharing needles. Magic fucked literally thousands of women to get his special prize.

I mean does that sound like a bad thing? He literally fucked thousands of women. I guess is God's way of telling him to leave some for the rest of us.

 

[Unog]

Sober Ralph is the epitome of Chad-dom. But Drunk Ralph? That man loves to get spitroasted like a pig between a twink and a twonk.

Ralphamale in the streets, Ralphemale in the sheets.

Jokes aside I have a hard time imagining that Ralph's actually bi/gay. Well, until I see his "fetching" wife's photos, anyway.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

'Dixie' should have warned Ralph about 'Gay deceivers'.