Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

[littlebiscuits]

She talks so fast. It's just incredible. Just an endless steam of words.

 

[DavidFerrie]

Nickolaus Pacione has launched a brilliant Indiegogo campaign where you can give him money and he will give his self-published horror books to some creationist dude. I dislike creationism as much as the next person, but that seems too harsh a punishment.

Prize to the person who can translate that word vomit into English!

Ah, good ol' Nickolaus....

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

So I was watching this video again, and it got me wondering something. I'm sure some of you know about the fallout between BBC and the Commentary Community, About A-Log and his circlejerk falling apart. And around this time, stuff about Asaliari and his group started being leaked (stuff like the whole stalking incident, and how their fanbases are worse than the ones of the people they go after).

It kinda makes me wonder what would have happened if all three events collided into one big Clusterfuck at the same time. After all, we know that the community is closely tied together (He11sing920's debate with BBC, some of Asa and A-Log's friends knowing Youngbloodfantasy's clique, etc.) So for those who have followed the events of the past 2-3 years, what do you think would have happened if the three events collided with one another?

 

[osooolemiiio]

http://ay6.deviantart.com
-for all your SpongeTib, DudBall, RigoNil, Winole/Molinnie and whatever-else-crack-pairings-she-comes-up-with... - needs.
I had to double-take, she is 21.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

http://ay6.deviantart.com
-for all your SpongeTib, DudBall, RigoNil, Winole/Molinnie and whatever-else-crack-pairings-she-comes-up-with... - needs.
I had to double-take, she is 21.

Crack pairings... crossover crack pairings... why do people do this? -_-

Upon further looking into Pax Humana, yep, he is an fact, a lolcow. An obnoxious one, but a lolcow. I showed someone his Youtube profile and thanked me for the comedy it provided him. I can easily see how this guy can be a troll at first but after looking at the favorite lolcow traits thread, it meets most, if not all of the requirements. Big ego, always has to be right, very ignorant, etc, also, he's in his mid 30's. He's also says he's currently in therapy, but the issues still persist, so either he's lying, or whatever threapy isn't working.

Wow... I want to move on from this guy, but as was mentioned in the lolcow traits thread, they keep topping themselves. It's like a non stop train wreck...


Here's a couple more conversations I found.

Found on another game theorists video. This conversation is still going, but I managed to get them to mute it. Also, note how he claims to have proof, but never backs it up. The rest of the conversation can be read here.



Also, he tends to use a lot of cliches and memes to insult others. A lot. For example, telling women to go the kitchen and make sandwiches for him when he comes across a woman who disagrees with him, resulting in name calling, threating to harm people. It's clear he's been through a lot of crap, but this is just going to come back and collapse on him like a house of cards, and I'm still waiting for that moment when this happens.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

At this point next year, Maria will be missing a finger:

 

[GRANDnumberofMULTIPLES]

@sparklemilhouse there are a few times in my internet career that I've audibly gasped. I can now add Mariar's finger to that list.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I mean....she's working in retail with those fingers! Picking up people's things!!!!

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

I mean....she's working in retail with those fingers! Picking up people's things!!!!

That's absolutely creepy.

 

[Sean Harris]

So I was watching this video again, and it got me wondering something. I'm sure some of you know about the fallout between BBC and the Commentary Community, About A-Log and his circlejerk falling apart. And around this time, stuff about Asaliari and his group started being leaked (stuff like the whole stalking incident, and how their fanbases are worse than the ones of the people they go after).

It kinda makes me wonder what would have happened if all three events collided into one big Clusterfuck at the same time. After all, we know that the community is closely tied together (He11sing920's debate with BBC, some of Asa and A-Log's friends knowing Youngbloodfantasy's clique, etc.) So for those who have followed the events of the past 2-3 years, what do you think would have happened if the three events collided with one another?

In a nutshell, if that happened, it would be one of the biggest sperg fests to happen on youtube. The commentary community is pretty much made up of spergs (trust me, I spoke with quite a few of them a while back) that just moan about commentary targets being trolls (MTP was a very famous example of this, but they would label any old idiot as a troll) or how terrible this low tier commentator is (shockingly, despite being a pretty shitty one in comparison to some of the better ones back then, I avoided that for the most part). Hell, they even went full SJW by arguing about commentating on kids (even if they are doing really stupid and irresponsible shit). Eventually, I realised the community just cared more about arguing with each other rather than actually commentating. Most likely out of fear the person they commentate on would be labelled as a troll (because idiots are always just faking it right?) or would be too young.

I don't have much else to say about Asa's circlejerk, aside from Asa being a pretty arrogant asshole and xRazorfistx being pretty bad when it comes to dealing with people on his youtube page. Me and a friend (granted I was a ween when I did this, just spammed and acted like a fuck then, my friend was quite reasonable and more mature) got blocked from his page for daring to argue with his points. I was in a skype chat with him at one time (nearly three years back), he was not like how he was in his videos at all.

 

[littlebiscuits]

@sparklemilhouse there are a few times in my internet career that I've audibly gasped. I can now add Mariar's finger to that list.

I think it's time for a Maria thread.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I don't have much else to say about Asa's circlejerk, aside from Asa being a pretty arrogant asshole and xRazorfistx being pretty bad when it comes to dealing with people on his youtube page. Me and a friend (granted I was a ween when I did this, just spammed and acted like a fuck then, my friend was quite reasonable and more mature) got blocked from his page for daring to argue with his points. I was in a skype chat with him at one time (nearly three years back), he was not like how he was in his videos at all.

That's kinda a thing with most commentators actually, it's just that Asa and BBC are the worst examples of this sort of thing (the former due to his reviewer bias, the latter due to his inflated ego and PC bias.)

 

[melty]

I searched the forums and I couldn't find this one. Introducing cindybin2001!

Cindybin2001 is the internets unofficial moral police. Cindybin is ARDENTLY anti-marijuana, but she also hates drinking and people who curse, especially if you are a woman. She trolls around youtube posting on videos talking about weed ranting about how bad weed is in all caps and how everyone needs to stop smoking it or they will never get a job. Occasionally she will pop up on videos of women drinking or cursing and inform them they'll never find a man if they keep it up. Naturally this pisses a lot of people off, and her youtube profile is full of hundreds comments from angry pot smokers and pissed off female drinkers insisting that they do in fact have careers and relationships and weed isn't actually dangerous. She generally responds in all caps and cries a lot. I read a bunch of her comments and as far as I can tell her main argument for not smoking weed seems to be "because it's illegal," but when people point to her it's legal where they live she responds with "WELL IT SHOULDN'T BE" so. yeah. here we are.

I first thought she was a troll, because she's actually really effective at riling people up. She has blogs and videos discussing her all around. But she's been consistently posting her increasingly unhinged rants online for years (TEN YEARS, as she likes to remind people). She also wrote a "book" about why she hates marijuana. I read way too many chapters of it and I never really got to the part about WHY she doesn't like it - the book is more or less a long recollection of her getting trolled on the Yahoo message boards years ago without really realizing she was getting trolled. I did learn that she's also against oral sex though.

She brings up her book every third or fourth comment, generally expressing surprise that not everybody in the world has read it already. She insists that everybody needs to read it if they haven't already (spoiler, they haven't) but for some reason she never really links to it or tells people how they're supposed to find it. I had to search for awhile to even find it and like I said, it's probably better described as a collection of blog entries, though it's surprisingly written in a pretty level headed tone.

She loves Baby Reborn (of course she does) and has many videos of her dolls. She videotaped her husband (yes she somehow has a husband) carrying her fake real baby into Home Depot, which also really pissed a lot of people off. She also loves American Girl dolls, some other shitty dolls, and Vera Bradley.

Her youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/cindybin2001/discussion

Her blog: http://cindybin.blogspot.com/

Her "book": http://www.geocities.ws/cindybinproject/intro.html

 

[Long Sun]

Pope Micheal his Parents are hardcore Trandisional Cathiolic who believe that Vactican II was wrong and back in the early 90's elecated him Popoe


Here is his 2012 Chrismas message

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Pope Micheal his Parents are hardcore Trandisional Cathiolic who believe that Vactican II was wrong and back in the early 90's elecated him Popoe


Here is his 2012 Chrismas message

Wait, wait.....this guy's parents "elected him Pope"?

As hardcore Catholics, shouldn't they consider two points:

1) Infallibility of the Pope
2) Electing your own Pope when there already is one is blasphemous?

 

[Long Sun]

Wait, wait.....this guy's parents "elected him Pope"?

As hardcore Catholics, shouldn't they consider two points:

1) Infallibility of the Pope
2) Electing your own Pope when there already is one is blasphemous?

So there are a subsection of Catholic who claim that St. John XXIII was never really people and therefore all popes since Pius XII were never really popes
see:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sedevacantism
and
a smalller number elect Popes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conclavism

Pope Micheal was elected (and I not making this up) by 6 people (inculded himself mom and dad) in the backroom of a thrift store
and his his wikipedia article
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Bawden

 

[Frank Rizzo]

So this is basically a 21st Century Anti-Pope then?

I wonder if "His Holiness" here has his own "flock" (besides good ole mom and dad).

 

[Long Sun]

So this is basically a 21st Century Anti-Pope then?

I wonder if "His Holiness" here has his own "flock" (besides good ole mom and dad).

He claims around a 100 followers

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Here's "His Holiness's" website:

http://vaticaninexile.com/

Ugh, those stock photos though!

 

[Bamboo Claw]

Pope Micheal his Parents are hardcore Trandisional Cathiolic who believe that Vactican II was wrong and back in the early 90's elecated him Popoe


Here is his 2012 Chrismas message

Holy cow, my dad goes to a church that rejects Vatican II. I actually haven't heard of this guy, all my dad and the priest at the congregation ever talked about was how much Pope Francis' liberalism ticks them off. I wonder if they know about this guy.