Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "I don't have to bet you. I get to just ke…

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Such a stunning lack of self-awareness
 
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So I came here thinking 'Groomer can't be stupid enough to keep posting defamation tweets with the Ron pictures.' Come in and low and behold I was wrong, so wrong that I think my cells are dying.
So someone should tell me, can't you 'serve' someone papers for a lawsuit at any time and no judge will look over the case prior but rather during the trial?
 
Finally caught up on this thread. It felt like I was watching a re-run of Racket’s livestream. Dodging direct questions, giving non-answers, revealing how utterly uninformed he is and his oversized ego drowning out reality around him.

It’s funny how uncomfortable he is when Nick is brought up. Nick thoroughly humiliated him and the best part is that he was the one that asked to be on the show. I still remember him running away crying when Nick started reading the mean superchats, that was what happened here. He ran away again.

The marriage thing was particularly interesting. Him being a “My wife’s son” wasn’t that surprising, but a “My friend’s grandson” that’s a fucking new one. He would not answer when he met the father/daughter combo no matter how many times he was asked. @Shane_Yes_That_One has to know that avoiding this question just makes him look like a child grooming pedo, right? I’m willing to give him the benefit of doubt (god knows he doesn't deserve it) until he answers the question. Personally, I find such a large (>20 year) age gap to be creepy, 6 year gap is fine by me, anything 7 & over starts getting creepy for me. The cherry on top has to be him justifying the age gap and relationship by saying she’s a total fucking mess of a person.

The friend/wife question is one rock I’m eager to flip over and see what crawls out.

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BTW Shane, I can sum up in 1 picture just how fucking creepy the age gap in your case looks to me:
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damian said:
Finally caught up on this thread. It felt like I was watching a re-run of Racket’s livestream. Dodging direct questions, giving non-answers, revealing how utterly uninformed he is and his oversized ego drowning out reality around him.

It’s funny how uncomfortable he is when Nick is brought up. Nick thoroughly humiliated him and the best part is that he was the one that asked to be on the show. I still remember him running away crying when Nick started reading the mean superchats, that was what happened here. He ran away again.

The marriage thing was particularly interesting. Him being a “My wife’s son” wasn’t that surprising, but a “My friend’s grandson” that’s a fucking new one. He would not answer when he met the father/daughter combo no matter how many times he was asked. @Shane_Yes_That_One has to know that avoiding this question just makes him look like a child grooming pedo, right? I’m willing to give him the benefit of doubt (god knows he doesn't deserve it) until he answers the question. Personally, I find such a large (>20 year) age gap to be creepy, 6 year gap is fine by me, anything 7 & over starts getting creepy for me. The cherry on top has to be him justifying the age gap and relationship by saying she’s a total fucking mess of a person.

The friend/wife question is one rock I’m eager to flip over and see what crawls out.

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BTW Shane, I can sum up in 1 picture just how fucking creepy the age gap in your case looks to me:
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I'm still shocked and appalled that he mentioned his very young wife's sexual prowess while he was being grilled about her possibly being very underage when he began to be interested in her. It was all the grosser because he mentioned several times that she had gone through some terrible things that made her mature before her years, not the least of which was a teen pregnancy. He really has no clue that he drove home for all of us that he preyed on a girl he has known since she was underage and who has not had a good life.

It's interesting that the moral crusaders online haven't taken up the mantle of his destruction. All I can figure, aside from rank hypocrisy, is that they don't derive any satisfaction from breaking an already broke loser.
 
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What do you know about costs in the legal system?
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Who says Ty hanging out at the con was billed? Maybe Vic offered to get him a guest pass and Ty decided to do it for free because he's got $100-200k on its way anyway and opposition has gone out of its way to give him incentive to throw in freebies?

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You are so dumb...
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No one he's talked to who run cons has any idea because he hasn't talked to anyone who runs cons.
 
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Shane_Yes_That_One said:
I am not sure why you think a web forum scares me. I was already doxed, although badly. All over Youtube. So I am not really sure what you are referring to.
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Im late n ghey with this but:
No one wants you to be scared of anything. If anything, the only "want" present thats directed at you involves you stepping back and looking at what you have done to yourself.

You felt that sickness when it was noted what sexual assualt in texas constitutes as. You felt it again when you realized that this case will be settled in texas, and again when the ideation of "parading twenty sum odd 'victims'" has never happened, is not happening, shall never happen.

You jumped on a bandwagon for whatever perceived notoriety, or maybe to even just support "friends". Hell you may even be friends with these people legitimately, but its one sided.

I for one kinda hope you do not get drug into the case, solely because betrayal is one of the hardest life lessons to swallow.

Just remember that you are more important to your child and spouse than any of your "friends" if you get depressed in the coming weeks.
 
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Shoe-eater being a Polygon reader is probably the least surprising thing we've learned about him
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at this point, shane holmberg is the least reasonable thing i've ever seen.

even deadly premonition, a game that i consider to be the peak of nonsensical pales in comparision to shanes IQ.
 
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