Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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The company in question (Telebrands) is involved in a fairly heavy amount of litigation.


They don't apparently put up with much in terms of disparaging their trademarks or products. In this case, Jack was a fucking dipshit who was too stupid to read the instructions and then lied about the product, so pretty much had it coming.
That's interesting. Youtube is full of people not reading the instructions, fucking up, and uploading a negative review... and nothing ever seems to happen to them. I love that this time a company fought back and I'm doubly delighted because it happened to Jack, who couldn't have deserved it more :story:
 
speaking of jack reviewing products, here's jack tweeting at a company asking if they could send him one of their products to review

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To be honest, I'd do the same thing if he reviewed any product I made or brought out. You dont want the downs syndrome girl with the ugly facial twitch showing your make up on TV, you want the good looking girl who complements your make up. Why would you want it with food processors?
 
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speaking of jack reviewing products, here's jack tweeting at a company asking if they could send him one of their products to review

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For a channel with 400k+ subs, he gets shit views per upload.

Also
"we're here to settle a rumor that's been going around."

where exactly have people been talking about this? you know, because comments aren't a thing anymore on any of jack's channels. so they're going to compare all of the burgers they try to this random burger place they're filming the video at and that's how they're going to judge it. sounds just as stupid as his bbq wars rating system. and lol @ jack saying he's going to dock places for serving frozen, "cafeteria style fries" and that's exactly what they get from the restaurant they're holding as the gold standard


What really pisses me of is he has the audacity to talk about "his" new channel Fish Hook, where the only thing he does is waddle his fat ass around and wait for another opportunity to shove more fried food down his gullet. His friend who's actually doing the arm work for the channel should cut and run ASAP
 
Hey Jack - if you're reading this (and we know you do, you fat fuck), then go counter sue those guys. Claim that their product "exploding" was the root cause of your stroke (aside from homosexuals and lack of prayer in schools, of course!). This will be very successful, and totally not a waste of time and money. DO IT, faggot.
 
holy shit, I didn't think it was possible but I really missed something in this thread that was more interesting than the food abortion photos



he only served 8 and a half years.
According to articles about him, he shows zero remorse and just brushes it off as his "his past life"

Three years later he will arrive at the floundering Cornerstone Church, an Assemblies of God congregation in Madison, Tenn. He makes no secret of his ex-con past, though he tends to go light on the viciousness of the details. His prison-to-preacher sermon draws believers and catapults him to regional fame.
That sermon, however, offers no mention of Jo Ella Liles. Davis doesn't tell his audience that he slit a 54-year-old Sunday school teacher's throat, nearly slicing off her head. What he shares with his congregation is this: He is guilty of murder. And where his message is vague in some places, he's embellished it in others, says Capt. Looper.
Davis claims that before his arrest, he led police on a desperate high-speed chase that ended with a crash. It never happened, says Looper. Davis went quietly.
The preacher also attributes the murder to losing himself to the drug-frenzied '70s. The culprits were LSD, speed, you name it. Yet Looper finds this dubious as well. When detectives tossed Davis' apartment, they would have found the hallmarks of a junkie, not a piddling sack of weed. Nor did Davis' appearance suggest a man lost to dope: He was a "nice-looking" kid, says Looper.
 
charles has been doing this for a month now and already puts jack to shame. unlike jack, he actually puts some effort into what he does and surprise! the end product looks great. watch until the end to see charles eat his pasta like a normal human being while jack does the complete opposite

 
According to articles about him, he shows zero remorse and just brushes it off as his "his past life"

this is pretty standard for that kind of fucked-up church. ugh

charles has been doing this for a month now and already puts jack to shame. unlike jack, he actually puts some effort into what he does and surprise! the end product looks great. watch until the end to see charles eat his pasta like a normal human being while jack does the complete opposite


boring, but normal. no prehensile tongue.
 
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So i know we've beaten this horse to death, but how the fuck is pesto keto friendly? If they even used just a single cup of pine nuts that would already put Jacks portion at 1/2 of his allotted carbohydrates, just from the nuts alone.
 
i haven't seen or heard jack mention keto in any of his videos or facebook posts for a while now

guess he's completely moved on from even pretending now
 
holy shit, this is one of the most infuriating JOTG videos i've ever watched. it's jack at his absolute worst behavior

-goes to one of the most popular vegas buffets on thanksgiving and proceeds to complain about the 3 hour wait
-throws a fit over not being told there were VIP packages available that could have shortened the wait
-calls a manager to complain about not being told about the VIP packages
-at 3:14 he complains that the bus boy is cleaning off his table too slow and that he's going to die of hunger

 
holy shit, this is one of the most infuriating JOTG videos i've ever watched. it's jack at his absolute worst behavior

-goes to one of the most popular vegas buffets on thanksgiving and proceeds to complain about the 3 hour wait
-throws a fit over not being told there were VIP packages available that could have shortened the wait
-calls a manager to complain about not being told about the VIP packages
-at 3:14 he complains that the bus boy is cleaning off his table too slow and that he's going to die of hunger

The absolute gall of Jack given shit to the waiter, then once he gets his food his a happy man
fuck this guy
 
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