Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
'Tay tay' has not yet begun to fight, I sense, you dingus.

Is Big Yellow Taxi a coded subliminal wooing attempt of Vanessa Carlton or am I over- ? this? Also that's not even the band's best cover (Friend of the Devil).

The only thing that's possibly coded about the song is that at the time Joni Mitchell wrote it, she was living in Toronto. At the time as well, the Metropolitan Toronto Police were cracking down on hippies pretty heavily.

Toronto Police cars used to be high-visibility yellow all over, up until the late 1980s. None of the major Toronto cab companies had all-yellow taxis.

Therefore, apocryphally, the line that goes "big yellow taxi took away my old man" is about her partner getting arrested, not just hopping in a taxi and leaving.

Also, who the hell remembers Counting Crows? Rusty really did peak in middle school.
 
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I wonder if journalists have to sift through waves of shitty press releases from people like Russel on a daily basis.
Most shitty press release spam comes from actual publicists, rather than random weirdos. And most of them just get deleted, anyway, since any decent publicist will have formally arranged a song premiere/major announcement with a specific publication and/or music journalist ahead of time, with the press releases being put out there to hopefully catch additional coverage and out of tradition/justification for what publicists charge.
 
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I'm sure this has probably been covered already back when it was new, but I'd just like to point out how bad this made his case look:

"I will only file if a news camera is filming me filing it. Those are the terms of me filing this 80 million dollar lawsuit."

I'm sure the judge would have loved to see that post by him admitting that his reason for filing it was for the publicity, if the lawsuit had even made it that far.
 
Hey am I missing something?

Yall know its available for download on CD Baby right? I forked over 1.25 yesterday to listen to this new peice of shit. Its 'catchier' than his other songs, but is some of the lyrically laziest work R. Greer has done.

Holy shit it is.

Upload it here so no one else accidentally gives Russell money.
 
I'm sure this has probably been covered already back when it was new, but I'd just like to point out how bad this made his case look:

"I will only file if a news camera is filming me filing it. Those are the terms of me filing this 80 million dollar lawsuit."

I'm sure the judge would have loved to see that post by him admitting that his reason for filing it was for the publicity, if the lawsuit had even made it that far.
Those are his TERMS? Were we supposed to be negotiating a deal to make him do it? He’s the one filing and potentially benefitting from it, no one else.

“Today I will be going to the shops and purchasing a new video game to play, IF there is a camera crew filming me. Those are my terms.”

Nobody really cares if you do it or not, Russ. God his unwarranted self-importance is incredible.
 
Nobody really cares if you do it or not, Russ. God his unwarranted self-importance is incredible.
I think that's my second-favorite trait of his (the first is not understanding basic concepts).

EDIT: I heard the song. I lasted 10 seconds, then wanted to set myself on fire.
 
Lol theres a breakdown after the second chorus that goes "its not about what you know, it's all about you who know, it's not about what you know, it's all about who know"

Also love "you say things you really dont mean, and that's quite mean"

Lyrical genius
 
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THIS is Russell's magnum opus--lazy, repetitive, and he couldn't even be fucked to write a different opener. He even complains in the SONG that he expected her to advance his career with the first song. I also love how he couldn't even fuck up a release date correctly. He's going to shit a brick when he finds out the damn dirty trolls got the song before he could release it.

Can't possibly imagine why the singer and producer didn't want their names on this piece of shit.

ETA: @Cryin RN, can we add the song to the OP? Don't want to accidentally feed Rusty's hooker fund.
 
Sounds like it's being played on an out-of-tune accordion. Christ. And where are the rockin' guitar solos? Or did I just space out and miss them?

He rhymes words with themselves like three times too. And "that's quite mean" lol. This is easily the most toothless callout song ever.

"You say things you really don't mean,
You wouldn't fuck me,
Girl, I don't get you"


It's all I could hear when listening to it.
 
Lyrics for anyone at work:


Can't imagine being 15
And waiting for Romeo on that white horse
Making you believe it was a love story,
I know heartbreak all too well
I get you, I get you

When I got down
I turned up your sick beats
So I wrote you a song to say
"Thanks for helping me get on my feet"
But good intentions hit the fan
Yeah you don't like your fans
And it's making me say

Girl, I don't get you
Na na, Taylor Swift
Girl, I don't get you

Say things you really don't mean
And that's quite mean
Girl, I don't get you
I really don't get you

Was the summer of '16
Finished my song for you
Sorry if it's cheesy
Making it wasn't easy

But you put a blank space over my name
I don't get you, I don't get you

When I got down
I turned up your sick beats
So I wrote you a song to say
"Thanks for helping me get on my feet"
But good intentions hit the fan
Yeah you don't like your fans
And it's making me say

Girl, I don't get you
Na na, Taylor Swift
Girl, I don't get you

Say things you really don't mean
And that's quite mean
Girl, I don't get you
I really don't get you

Ohhhhhh
It's not about what you know
It's all about who you know
It's not about what you know
It's all about who you know

So that's why I thought you'd be inspired by my song
And that you'd be open to helping me along
But I guess I got you wrong

Girl, I don't get you
Na na, Taylor Swift
Girl, I don't get you

Say things you really don't mean
And that's quite mean
Girl, I don't get you

Girl, I don't get you
Na na, Taylor Swift
Girl, I don't get you

Say things you really don't mean
And that's quite mean
Girl, I don't get you
I really don't get you
 
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