DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Salubrious]

Here's a crazy thought.

Make the poll "troll-proof" by only putting options you are willing to play. Then you don't have to worry about trolls stuffing the ballot because they'll have no choice but to pick a game you wanted to play anyway.

Seriously, how the hell do trolls fuck up a multiple choice poll where you choose every option?

Then again, we've seen enough evidence that DSP doesn't like to play any games anymore, so that's an issue.

 

[chicken wings]

View attachment 729258

 

[Dragoonism]

Checked in on his WWZ stream and like so many others multiplayer games where he isn't playing with people he knows or fans, he runs off doing his own stuff and then blames everyone else when losing!

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

Here's a crazy thought.

Make the poll "troll-proof" by only putting options you are willing to play. Then you don't have to worry about trolls stuffing the ballot because they'll have no choice but to pick a game you wanted to play anyway.

Seriously, how the hell do trolls fuck up a multiple choice poll where you choose every option?

Then again, we've seen enough evidence that DSP doesn't like to play any games anymore, so that's an issue.

Not even sure why he wanted to play this one? One or two people kept bringing it up in chat and he dogged on it wondering why they'd make a WWZ game now. Even just watching Phil for a few minutes, it's a generic looking game and relies on online multi-player. He really LotsaPeephul'd himself on this one.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

View attachment 729258

Did he have a stroke, wtf?

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Did he have a stroke, wtf?

No, he just swallowed his daily darksyde pill

 

[gaarashatan]

What the fuck is that logo/background even supposed to be? Is he breaking out of something? Is something exploding behind and then also in front of him? It looks like kindergarten paper craft.

Hope whatever group home-dweller who made that for him for free winds up with a big ol' manual ban

two balls and a little wiener. a very little wiener....

 

[David Davidson]

Con man caught in lie speculation time:
(I tweeted about this but it feels significant enough to post here)
Phil stated he was late today because he needed to take out the trash, shower, shave, and shit. I find the first peculiar because he was complaining that he had to catch up on what he didn't do from being off for a week. How does he accumulate garbage when he isnt there? Furthermore, he has said that garbage is collected every other week in Renton, WA as confirmed by the official Renton Collection schedule. So this would be a normal occurance for him wouldn't it? It seems like he was just making excuses to be late for work.

 

[actually]

So this would be a normal occurance for him wouldn't it? It seems like he was just making excuses to be late for work.

It's just another in the long line of ways he tries to pretend he's soooooo busy and hardworking. Remember, this is the same guy who will, with a straight face, claim he "works" from 10 AM to 10 PM, even though he literally has a break from 4PM to 7PM. Because obviously reheating precooked food is hard work, DOOD.

 

[Freshtodeath]

I just dont understand how he is paying bills every day. He must just be paying min payments on credit cards like daily.

 

[chicken wings]

I just dont understand how he is paying bills every day. He must just be paying min payments on credit cards like daily.

Which makes me wonder actually. I only started following DSP's shit after Panda dumped him. Is there any speculation as to Panda spending like crazy and DSP got saddled with the debt?

 

[actually]

I just dont understand how he is paying bills every day. He must just be paying min payments on credit cards like daily.

Well, he's supposed to have said yesterday on stream that he has 25 credit cards. So even if most of those are old promo-rate cards with no balance, that would still be a number of separate CC payments to make. And given that he's too lazy or stupid to get the dates moved, he may very well be paying throughout the month.

Which makes me wonder actually. I only started following DSP's shit after Panda dumped him. Is there any speculation as to Panda spending like crazy and DSP got saddled with the debt?

Nah, this is almost certainly DSP's debt from refusing to reduce expenses, because he just had to have all the AAA games at launch and must buy $300 headphones instead of $50 ones that are perfectly good for his purposes.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Con man caught in lie speculation time:
(I tweeted about this but it feels significant enough to post here)
Phil stated he was late today because he needed to take out the trash, shower, shave, and shit. I find the first peculiar because he was complaining that he had to catch up on what he didn't do from being off for a week. How does he accumulate garbage when he isnt there? Furthermore, he has said that garbage is collected every other week in Renton, WA as confirmed by the official Renton Collection schedule. So this would be a normal occurance for him wouldn't it? It seems like he was just making excuses to be late for work.

Remember he also said Khet's friend (Obviously Jim) was given key to check on the place every day to make sure detractors don't break in, so now we have 3 possible scenerios:

1. Jim is real, but he brought fast food to eat at DSP's place everyday while checking his place, and threw garbage everywhere and did not clean the place

2. There was nobody checking the place everyday to begin with, Khet has no friend in town and DSP simply made a person up to scare the Falcon team off for breaking into the gout palace

3. Jim is real and he tidied the place everyday while DSP is away, however in the 4 days since DSP is back he has been eating frozen or garbage food as well as take out pizza everyday so he has a shit load of garbages to clean up even in 4 days of time, because Phil is a pig and that's what pig does

you be the judge

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Here's a crazy thought.

Make the poll "troll-proof" by only putting options you are willing to play. Then you don't have to worry about trolls stuffing the ballot because they'll have no choice but to pick a game you wanted to play anyway.

Seriously, how the hell do trolls fuck up a multiple choice poll where you choose every option?

Then again, we've seen enough evidence that DSP doesn't like to play any games anymore, so that's an issue.

Sometimes I can't tell if DSP is a retarded or a genius. I think it might be closer to say he's an idiot savant of begging.

 

[actually]

Remember he also said Khet's friend (Obviously Jim) was given key to check on the place every day to make sure detractors don't break in, so now we have 3 possible scenerios:

4. Phil was lying about anybody checking on the place and about how much he had to do before starting stream because he was just a lazy fuck who probably took an old man nap and woke up late.

 

[Prince Lotor]

View attachment 729258

The only thing I want to know is: When the FUCK are we getting a new mascot?!?!? This is bullshit, that fucking squirrel has been there since January! He told us he couldn't focus on that because of his financial issues, and now he's hand-waving away all talk of them, so where's the new stuffed animal bitch? The least my autism will settle for is a 2nd squirrel to comfort the first one or riot!!!! Just look at the horrified expression and dead eyes on that poor soul, if you gave it a pen & paper the poetry that would pour out would be akin to that of soldiers in the trenches of WW1. He's been through enough Phil! We were promised a new mascot every month and it's been going on 3 months now

 

[harbinger]

Phil is the type of person to “be his own boss” and still fabricate excuses for being late for work.

Just look at the horrified expression and dead eyes on that poor soul

I wonder how many Twitch and YouTube viewers have this exact thought when seeing Phil for the first time.

I’m sure we all did the first time we saw Khet.

 

[wabbits]

He could at least make up better excuses. Had to fix the garbage disposal. Had to have breakfast downtown with a guy who wants to pay me crazy money to develop content for him. Had to give mom some investment advice. Had to help a neighbor who collapsed out front this morning. Couldn't get Doug Bowser off the phone this morning. Had to give Khet an extra orgasm so she'd fold my laundry. Y'know? Brighten up our days a bit.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Apparently Phil is having problems running polls because those dang dirty trolls infiltrate and skew the results. His solution is to have everyone sign up to his forum to vote. Sadly, many viewers are too casual to sign up and give Phil all their personal information and allow themselves to get doxed.

Here's a crazy thought.

Make the poll "troll-proof" by only putting options you are willing to play. Then you don't have to worry about trolls stuffing the ballot because they'll have no choice but to pick a game you wanted to play anyway.

Seriously, how the hell do trolls fuck up a multiple choice poll where you choose every option?

Then again, we've seen enough evidence that DSP doesn't like to play any games anymore, so that's an issue.

All the paranoia is hilarious. Just take a step back and observe what they're actually talking about; it's playing videogames. A game which he would eventually play anyway as it's part of his pol. And if something goes wrong, guess baby, it's still a videogame without real life consequences. Before and after the play session nothing changed in reality, except you couldn't play a game exactly like you wanted. Boohoo. And then life goes on.

Just why does he has to make it so complicated? When trolls wanna see him play the game (or even infiltrate) then just let them be, as they are a vast majority of his audience. But this is Phil, he does not look at views, only the tasty money that comes out of it,while being treated as the best person ever given birth to, not accepting his current situation but only mocking it (Lean in Ban everyone! I do it! T-Pose here I go, stupid idiots!).

He literally has just one job: Entertain the audience. He is not the one to decide who watches him, this is literally not how it works. The khantent of the stream might be literally HIM (so the stream is literally all about him) but this dense mothertrucker reverses for whom it is, who his audience is. The stream is not FOR you, Phil, it's ABOUT you. You are a bitch to the audience, not the other way around. This guy just baffles me with his sheer incompetence, apparently business degree owner. 11 years a content producer and he learned nothing!

Spoiler: Regarding the TKOH pol

Immediately reminded myself of websites that contain an information I'm looking for. They want Ad Block deactivated, okay fair enough. But then they want you to register yourself. No. I just go to another website which does not want to force me into a marriage just because I want to see how a questline in Sekiro works. This is the same with his forum, except even if I would care which game he plays the effort is literally not worth it.

Hopefully I have not messed up the quotes, my mobile was a detractor.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

The only thing I want to know is: When the FUCK are we getting a new mascot?!‽?

Fuck that, BRING BACK POTION!!!