Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

[instythot]

This just popped up. Carl is claiming to be some sort of tactical genius at the beginning and is stealing Tonka's "there's stuff in the works, trust me guys" bit

And seems surprised that the journalists just doing their jobs and aren't personally invested in hating him

I'm like 7 minutes in and I'm not sure how much of this unwarranted smugness I can listen to

 

[Toucan]

My sister had a look at his suit photos and swears that he must be wearing a corset or a girdle of some sort underneath. His posture is too rigid and unnatural and he does look slimmer in it.
In comparison to other photos of his size and posture I have to say I think she might be on to something.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

My sister had a look at his suit photos and swears that he must be wearing a corset or a girdle of some sort underneath. His posture is too rigid and unnatural and he does look slimmer in it.
In comparison to other photos of his size and posture I have to say I think she might be on to something.

I can’t even imagine a girdle existing that is big enough to contain his massive fucking gut.

 

[protomartyr]

This just popped up. Carl is claiming to be some sort of tactical genius at the beginning and is stealing Tonka's "there's stuff in the works, trust me guys" bit

And seems surprised that the journalists just doing their jobs and aren't personally invested in hating him

I'm like 7 minutes in and I'm not sure how much of this unwarranted smugness I can listen to

He's genuinely acting like spazzing out and yelling at reporters on stage is part of his master plan.

Also claims to prefer talking to his pay pigs as opposed to powerful people in smoke-filled rooms. Which is transparently not true. If there's one thing Carl lives for at this point it's the dream of getting into a smoke-filled room.

 

[Toucan]

Look at the sky news clip when he tries to lean his head forward he ends up doing a weird bow from the hips. Like he either has a pole up his ass (a dragon dick shaped one most likely) or there is something tight compressing his torso.
Look at where his love handles should be. instead the suit jacket just goes straight down. Compare it with pictures of his old suit and also pictures of fat men in suits in general. I think there is legit something going on here.

 

[Commander X]

 

[Smarty Pants]

That was actually a pretty funny moment for both of them.

 

[instythot]

That was actually a pretty funny moment for both of them.

But that frame is oh so exploitable with Carl's liquor fuelled bedroom gaze on display

 

[Kamikaze]

I'm more surprised that a 72 year old grandfather seems to have more mental alacrity than a 39 year old stepfather.

Nah he went to Wharton. The average IQ of people who matriculate there is 155-160 IIRC.

And that's what Carl's problem will be, he's trying to imitate Trump without having the intelligence, marketing experience, or media experience to do so. Trump has been outsmarting the media for decades - with a strategy that he lays out in his very first book.

Journalists STILL haven't caught on; and they would had they done the most basic of research.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

He's genuinely acting like spazzing out and yelling at reporters on stage is part of his master plan.

I seriously believe that Carl knows deep down in his heart that he's one of the smartest people alive right now. There's not a doubt in my mind that right this second he doesn't think he's not going to just Trump his way into political influence, and that he's going to manipulate and humiliate anyone in his way.

 

[debatelimination]

This surely reminds me of 2016. When delusional sheeps were taking Trump polls for granted (such as the UKIP ones) but were completely blown out of proportions once the results came out!

Sargon knows what he is doing, after all he did solely build a 1 million subscribers channel + many others and regardless how badly you want him to fail and act like he's clueless on the matter - he has proven to be marketing genius, intellectual and many of that sort. I will be the one laughing once elections come and Sargon gets elected. Jim minions will not win this battle and Jim will STILL larp in his youtube videos without seeing sunlight for days!

 

[instythot]

This surely reminds me of 2016. When delusional sheeps were taking Trump polls for granted (such as the UKIP ones) but were completely blown out of proportions once the results came out!

Sargon knows what he is doing, after all he did solely build a 1 million subscribers channel + many others and regardless how badly you want him to fail and act like he's clueless on the matter - he has proven to be marketing genius, intellectual and many of that sort. I will be the one laughing once elections come and Sargon gets elected. Jim minions will not win this battle and Jim will STILL larp in his youtube videos without seeing sunlight for days!

Your commitment to character is remarkable this time around. Granted, Carl is far less indefensible that Tonka

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

This surely reminds me of 2016. When delusional sheeps were taking Trump polls for granted (such as the UKIP ones) but were completely blown out of proportions once the results came out!

Sargon knows what he is doing, after all he did solely build a 1 million subscribers channel + many others and regardless how badly you want him to fail and act like he's clueless on the matter - he has proven to be marketing genius, intellectual and many of that sort. I will be the one laughing once elections come and Sargon gets elected. Jim minions will not win this battle and Jim will STILL larp in his youtube videos without seeing sunlight for days!

I fucking hate this meme about the polls being wrong retarded boomer/zoomer niggers keep on spouting.

The polls on a national level were pretty fucking good in 2016 (if you look at the aggregate). And most of the damn polls in the states were good too. The only ones that weren’t as good were in states like Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania. Hell Florida polls were just about right despite how contentious it was.

Polls are really fucking good tools (as long as you look at the aggregate). The only fucking way you beat polls is if their model is bad. Which can definitely happen but it is exceedingly fucking rare.

You know what, I’ll throw you faggots a bone. Private polls are better than public ones, that’s how Trump got PA and Obama got Nevada. But even then, for the most part the public polls are pretty fucking good.

So if you’re going to latch on to anything, latch on to the slim possibility that UKIP has amazing fucking private polls that show them at either even with Tories/Brexit or significantly ahead so that even the fat retard can’t fuck it up.

Good luck you massive idiots.
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[instythot]

I fucking hate this meme about the polls being wrong exceptional boomer/zoomer niggers keep on spouting.

The polls on a national level were pretty fucking good in 2016 (if you look at the aggregate). And most of the damn polls in the states were good too. The only ones that weren’t as good were in states like Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania. Hell Florida polls were just about right despite how contentious it was.

Polls are really fucking good tools (as long as you look at the aggregate). The only fucking way you beat polls is their model is bad. Which can definitely happen but it is exceedingly fucking rare.

You know what, I’ll throw you faggots a bone. Private polls are better than public ones, that’s how Trump got PA and Obama got Nevada. But even then, for the most part the public polls are pretty fucking good.

So if you’re going to latch on to anything, latch on to the slim possibility that UKIP has amazing fucking private polls that show them at either even with Tories/Brexit or significantly ahead so that even the fat exceptional individual can’t fuck it up.

Good luck you massive idiots.
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I know you're trying to prove a point that gets under your skin here, but just take a step back for a second... How is UKIP going to win anything when 80% of their sitting incumbents defected to BREXIT? The name recognition from "oh yeah, that's my rep" generally makes it incredibly hard to unseat an incumbent.

Carl managed to Carl up UKIP so hard that the party is Batten, Carl, Dank, a few retards who haven't figured out to abandon ship with a side of Tommy Robinson who's not allowed to officially join, but is completely welcome to drag his ass all over the party rug and leave his stink everywhere.

Or to put it another way, he got a cursed monkey paw version of his wish to take the party over. Everyone of value left once he became a star within the party

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

The name recognition from "oh yeah, that's my rep" generally makes it incredibly hard to unseat an incumbent.

This is a really good point, and it’s probably what’s going to give Nigel a massive edge.

 

[Kalishnakov]

I know you're trying to prove a point that gets under your skin here, but just take a step back for a second... How is UKIP going to win anything when 80% of their sitting incumbents defected to BREXIT? The name recognition from "oh yeah, that's my rep" generally makes it incredibly hard to unseat an incumbent.

Carl managed to Carl up UKIP so hard that the party is Batten, Carl, Dank, a few exceptional individuals who haven't figured out to abandon ship with a side of Tommy Robinson who's not allowed to officially join, but is completely welcome to drag his ass all over the party rug and leave his stink everywhere.

Or to put it another way, he got a cursed monkey paw version of his wish to take the party over. Everyone of value left once he became a star within the party

Dream Team: Batten, Farage, Robinson.

BUT....

No Deal.

Unreal this is still dragging out.

Looks like Bannon has been instrumental.

 

[AnAspieWithAVengeance]

Carl just gets more cringey to watch by the day. I remember when he was such a sweet, innocent little youtuber back in the day who never showed his piggy face to the camera, and now he's out strutting suits and acting if the sun shines out his arse.

 

[AltisticRight]

Carl just gets more cringey to watch by the day. I remember when he was such a sweet, innocent little youtuber back in the day who never showed his piggy face to the camera, and now he's out strutting suits and acting if the sun shines out his arse.

I remember the shitty mic he has, turned volumes to 200% and it still sounds as if the thing was up his fat quadroon anus.

 

[Kamikaze]

I fucking hate this meme about the polls being wrong exceptional boomer/zoomer niggers keep on spouting.

The polls on a national level were pretty fucking good in 2016 (if you look at the aggregate). And most of the damn polls in the states were good too. The only ones that weren’t as good were in states like Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania. Hell Florida polls were just about right despite how contentious it was.

Polls are really fucking good tools (as long as you look at the aggregate). The only fucking way you beat polls is if their model is bad. Which can definitely happen but it is exceedingly fucking rare.

You know what, I’ll throw you faggots a bone. Private polls are better than public ones, that’s how Trump got PA and Obama got Nevada. But even then, for the most part the public polls are pretty fucking good.

So if you’re going to latch on to anything, latch on to the slim possibility that UKIP has amazing fucking private polls that show them at either even with Tories/Brexit or significantly ahead so that even the fat exceptional individual can’t fuck it up.

Good luck you massive idiots.
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Honestly can't see where you're getting this from. I made $4k on Trump because I recognized horrible methodology in the state polling. The fact is, there is very little money in honest polling - most of those companies couldn't keep afloat. Consequently, the vast majority of polling organizations have an agenda.

If the state polling was so good, why did EVERYONE say that muh 90%+ chance of Clinton? The people that make those predictions are not so brain-dead that they just look at national polling.

 

[Orange//Net]

I can’t even imagine a girdle existing that is big enough to contain his massive fucking gut.

I mean if morbidly obese women can wear them any horrifying thing can happen.