Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

[huckbeine]

Holy shit how thin skinned do you have to be to go around FB groups trying to defend yourself? Just campaign you moron instead of always talking about yourself.

I am more amazed actually that he finds the time to scour the internet to every single website that talks about him to comment on every single thing

 

[Slimy Time]

I am more amazed actually that he finds the time to scour the internet to every single website that talks about him to comment on every single thing

He has the time because he's not out canvassing and talking to people/making speeches irl for most of the day. I've done canvassing/supporting MPs, they mobilise hard when they want to win, Carl does not want to do that.

 

[Marco Fucko]

He does a fucking Half-Windsor knot on his tie, of which the entire point is to cover that gap between the collar, and he doesn't even tighten it up so it doesn't look shambolic. You would think after the suit meme which made him shit the bed in an absolutely autistic fit, he would look up how to make himself not look like an unkempt spastic.

Edit: Spread collar as well, the type of collar which thin or long faced men wear to not make their faces look too pointy, and this obese fuck decides to wear one...which only accentuates that he's a lard ass.

Normally I don't shit on someone for their formal/business attire, but when you run around pretending to be some sort of high minded intellectual, and get btfo once for blatantly having shit fitting formal/business attire, you would expect that person to correct it, especially one who is looking to be a representative of the country/people.

You know there might be a political statement in not wearing a tie. Not for Sargon, obviously, but maybe somebody more like Dankula. Really tap into the working class/sperg demographic. (Ties trigger my autism )

 

[Shady Attorney]

I’m just waiting for the media to ask Carl about how he said there are ways for a minor to consent. I want Carl’s big-brain response. Does it depend on if the child’s acting like a bitch, Sargon?

 

[Aristophanes]

I just happen to follow TRE on Facebook (as I'm not into Yaxley-Lennon) and Carl just shows up on these posts out of the blue. All they're doing is reposting articles from the press, and it's triggered Carl and his drones.

Cue Carl and his drones posting clown/kekistan memes and calling everyone commies - he's embarrassing himself. It didn't take long for everyone to throw the word nonce at him.

 

[cecograph]

Here's Carl's speech from that UKIP press event, which, for some reason, wasn't reported:

[Carl finger guns someone in the crowd.]

[BATTEN: So what I want you to do is each one of you to do one minute on why you are running as an MEP for UKIP. Carl, you go ahead.]

Oh, because you guys are severely mismanaging the country. I mean, really, I'm just here to mock the legacy media. You know your numbers are going down everyday and our numbers are going up, right? Combined, Youtube's getting 30 million views a month. You're dying. Do you know what your rating is on Trustpilot, the business review site? 84% 1-star for the BBC. 59% 1-star for ITV. And 72% 1-star for Channel 4. I don't care what you say. You are just smear merchants. Not one of you can tell me what I believe. Not one of you knows. But all of the public know because they can go to my Youtube channel, SargonOfAkkad, and just watch for themselves. I've been doing this for five years. I have nearly a million subscribers. Just go and have a look. I'm not answering your questions. I'm not apologising for anything, you dirty, dirty smear merchants. Get bent.

He's grinning happily throughout.

I'm ambivalent here as to whether Carl is being a lolcow or just stirring up shit for the enjoyment of him and his fanbase. He turned up at this place with the single goal of being belligerent and giving the mainstream media a telling off. With these stunts, he might just recruit a load more fans who are pissed off with the mainstream media, precisely because he's refused to comport himself and because the media acted so predictably by going straight for the obvious tiresome takedowns that can fit a newspaper format which relies on clips, soundbites and headlines. Some folk will be wanting to get more context, and some will find themselves becoming new Sargon fans.

Sargon's UKIP career is probably fucked, but based on this performance, I don't think he was remotely serious about it anyway. He's been given some opportunities to shout at mainstream journalists, all to the cheers of his fans, and will probably earn a load more subscribers. His image in political circles will be worth shit, and the average voter will see him as just an aggressive and belligerent wanker, but that's not his audience anyway.

 

[Toucan]

Youd think that being the leader of a community, the skeptics, that prides itself on being dapper scions of western culture and refinement he would actualy be able to tie a tie.
Youd think with all the hectoring that Jordan Peterson has done about cleaning yourself up that he would know a thing or two about being presentable in public.
Just think of all the skeptics that wear suits in their avatars. Armoured skeptic, undoomed, mr dapperton, Hell we could even say louis la vau.
He learned nothing in all that time he has been talking to them.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

After catching up with the thread I am now reached a conclusion of what to do next.

Spoiler: Gay ops ahead

Look forward to me being the main man of Plaid Cymru and publicly linking to my posts on the farms

it's the only possible way we can stop Duke Carl of Swindon.

 

[huckbeine]

He has the time because he's not out canvassing and talking to people/making speeches irl for most of the day. I've done canvassing/supporting MPs, they mobilise hard when they want to win, Carl does not want to do that.

so, he's a lazy ass faggot who is only diligent on useless matters.

 

[Aristophanes]

Imagine being one of Carl's drones on Facebook, where all the embarrassing trollshielding you're doing is connected to your personal account. They're not even using socks, they're using their real, genuine accounts that have all of their info, i.e. their employer.

 

[YW 525]

I'm ambivalent here as to whether Carl is being a lolcow or just stirring up shit for the enjoyment of him and his fanbase.

Well, now when Carl claims that the failure of the UKIP angle was planned all along, I'll know where he got the idea from.

Also, I'd be lying if I was saying I didn't love Carl calling the media liars to their face. Yeah it's a path of destruction and he's a total faggot, but it's still true and enjoyable and I wish more people treated the media like a gutter slut.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Here's Carl's speech from that UKIP press event, which, for some reason, wasn't reported:

LOL His dumb fanboys think he wasn't a complete embarrasment.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Imagine being one of Carl's drones on Facebook, where all the embarrassing trollshielding you're doing is connected to your personal account. They're not even using socks, they're using their real, genuine accounts that have all of their info, i.e. their employer.

That's way, way more common with people now than I realized.

Here's Carl's speech from that UKIP press event, which, for some reason, wasn't reported:



He's grinning happily throughout.

I'm ambivalent here as to whether Carl is being a lolcow or just stirring up shit for the enjoyment of him and his fanbase. He turned up at this place with the single goal of being belligerent and giving the mainstream media a telling off. With these stunts, he might just recruit a load more fans who are pissed off with the mainstream media, precisely because he's refused to comport himself and because the media acted so predictably by going straight for the obvious tiresome takedowns that can fit a newspaper format which relies on clips, soundbites and headlines. Some folk will be wanting to get more context, and some will find themselves becoming new Sargon fans.

Sargon's UKIP career is probably fucked, but based on this performance, I don't think he was remotely serious about it anyway. He's been given some opportunities to shout at mainstream journalists, all to the cheers of his fans, and will probably earn a load more subscribers. His image in political circles will be worth shit, and the average voter will see him as just an aggressive and belligerent wanker, but that's not his audience anyway.

Historically, Carl hasn't been able to identify a trainwreck while it's happening. It takes him quite a while before he can process he's fucked up, and given what he's built said career on there's no apparent indication he was "trolling on purpose". He really thinks he intimidates people with his wit and intelligence, and he seriously thought he put them all in their place.

Motherfucker not only had the idea that he was "gonna get Donald Trump to defend, and therefore restart, Gamergate!", he had sat on it and developed it for weeks by the time everyone found out about it, and was shocked to find out people thought it was a dumb idea. And then proceeded to defend it for like an hour and a half.

 

[Unog]

Cue Carl and his drones posting clown/kekistan memes and calling everyone commies - he's embarrassing himself. It didn't take long for everyone to throw the word nonce at him.

Imagine being one of Carl's drones on Facebook, where all the embarrassing trollshielding you're doing is connected to your personal account. They're not even using socks, they're using their real, genuine accounts that have all of their info, i.e. their employer.

Imagine doing all of this while tastelessly posting shit that would link you to unironic WN. In a country with hate-speech laws, no less.

God, Carl and his fanbase are so fucking dumb. They look less like centrists and more like a /pol/ fanclub at this point, with the way that they pick up and run with whatever the latest alt-right trend is.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Here's Carl's speech from that UKIP press event, which, for some reason, wasn't reported:



He's grinning happily throughout.

I'm ambivalent here as to whether Carl is being a lolcow or just stirring up shit for the enjoyment of him and his fanbase. He turned up at this place with the single goal of being belligerent and giving the mainstream media a telling off. With these stunts, he might just recruit a load more fans who are pissed off with the mainstream media, precisely because he's refused to comport himself and because the media acted so predictably by going straight for the obvious tiresome takedowns that can fit a newspaper format which relies on clips, soundbites and headlines. Some folk will be wanting to get more context, and some will find themselves becoming new Sargon fans.

Sargon's UKIP career is probably fucked, but based on this performance, I don't think he was remotely serious about it anyway. He's been given some opportunities to shout at mainstream journalists, all to the cheers of his fans, and will probably earn a load more subscribers. His image in political circles will be worth shit, and the average voter will see him as just an aggressive and belligerent wanker, but that's not his audience anyway.

Listen right
smuckles
I have almost a million subscribers on youtube
fucks up his tie
And the legacy media is scared of me
hits on Blaire White
I’m basically the Donald Trump of Swindon
gets made fun of
AT LEAST IM DOING SOMETHING JIM
media prints out his exact quote and context
GET BENT YOU FUCKING SMEAR MERCHANTS

Truly in awe of his false bravado.

 

[Smarty Pants]

Would it be worth a mainstream British journo's time to go through this thread? Everything they need for a hit-piece is right here, including hotter takes than anything their Journalism-degree-having brains can muster. There have been a few mentions of him on the MSM but I'm still clueless as to what it would take for him to have a shot of being elected.

Truly in awe of his false bravado.

I love it. That's exactly what I expected of Carl and more. He should start calling journos kike niggers next.

 

[Kalishnakov]

Listen right
smuckles
I have almost a million subscribers on youtube
fucks up his tie
And the legacy media is scared of me
hits on Blaire White
I’m basically the Donald Trump of Swindon
gets made fun of
AT LEAST IM DOING SOMETHING JIM
media prints out his exact quote and context
GET BENT YOU FUCKING SMEAR MERCHANTS

Truly in awe of his false bravado.

It is not false bravado. It is full on. He is taking the piss out of the media and having a fun time doing so.

He is not a career politician. The likes of which have fucked Britain over royally with Brexit while pocketing their juicy pensions all at tax payers expense. Being impressed by those that kiss arse in just the right way, while screwing the populace at the same time, isn't worth voting in,. But, people are stupid and like to have smoke blown up their back sides.

 

[Imnotretardedimjustme]

I think carl doesn´t wannna be a farage type character, he desperatly wants to fall in to the godfather roll. To be a new Enoch powell. He want´s people to say in 20 years, hey look this guy was completly right! To be a "hero" going against the establisment.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

It is not false bravado. It is full on. He is taking the piss out of the media and having a fun time doing so.

A retard bouncing a rubber ball against the wall is having fun, too. The rest of the room is aware they're retarded.

 

[Orange//Net]

Carl of Akkad: "Huh get fucked SMEAR MERCHANTS I DELETED ALL THE ANTISEMITISM ."

https://web.archive.org/web/20190420185257/https://imgur.com/a/SvozdAP
Also imgur links, is this 2012?
Also, considering what was just posted above:

Could you look in the mirror, before you rightfully laugh at Labour please.