Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

What part of Kelly's body will she start picking at next?

  • Stumps

    Votes: 1,437 58.6%
  • Arms

    Votes: 367 15.0%
  • Hands

    Votes: 118 4.8%
  • Face

    Votes: 229 9.3%
  • Hair

    Votes: 117 4.8%
  • Face

    Votes: 182 7.4%
  • She will find an entirely new way of harming herself

    Votes: 827 33.7%

  • Total voters
    2,453
  • Poll closed .
I don't think her family really wants to help Kelly, deep down. I mean, these personality disorders don't' just go away. Kelly will always, always be an emotional black hole absolutely screaming for attention in any way she can possibly get it. Forever. If she gets help, she may stop abusing her body, but the underlying defect in her core will always be there. She will always be exhausting to deal with.

If her family just pretends to give a shit, Kelly will die in a few years, and they can move on, all while pretending to be the loving support they never were. If she dies, everybody wins.

Why in the world would they want her to stop hurting herself?
 
I don't think her family really wants to help Kelly, deep down. I mean, these personality disorders don't' just go away. Kelly will always, always be an emotional black hole absolutely screaming for attention in any way she can possibly get it. Forever. If she gets help, she may stop abusing her body, but the underlying defect in her core will always be there. She will always be exhausting to deal with.

If her family just pretends to give a shit, Kelly will die in a few years, and they can move on, all while pretending to be the loving support they never were. If she dies, everybody wins.

Why in the world would they want her to stop hurting herself?
I can’t imagine how exhausting it is to deal with someone like Kelly all the time. I knew a munchie that wasn’t half as bad as Kelly and only saw them on holidays and even that was mentally exhausting. Pseudo support is the only way they can ease their conscience while not having to deal with the underlying issues. If they cut her off and stop supporting her, they’d feel guilty, though ceasing any and all support is exactly what would help Kelly most. She would still be completely insufferable, but her desperate need for attention wouldn’t continue to grow and escalate if she wasn’t being enabled.
 
I don't think her family really wants to help Kelly, deep down. I mean, these personality disorders don't' just go away. Kelly will always, always be an emotional black hole absolutely screaming for attention in any way she can possibly get it. Forever. If she gets help, she may stop abusing her body, but the underlying defect in her core will always be there. She will always be exhausting to deal with.

If her family just pretends to give a shit, Kelly will die in a few years, and they can move on, all while pretending to be the loving support they never were. If she dies, everybody wins.

Why in the world would they want her to stop hurting herself?

I mean, BPD is actually treatable and the symptoms and acting out tends to diminish with age. Kelly herself has admitted to being an attention-seeker. If Kelly had the proper support and received attention for her positive achievements, she might be able to find fulfilment in something other than slicing and stabbing herself. There have been times on her Instagram account where she's come across as genuinely funny. If she'd stop with the constant guilt-tripping, lying and victim-playing, she might be an ok person.

But you're right. I know her family wants her to stop hurting herself, they just don't want to invest the energy into helping her do that. They don't want her to die, but they sure as hell don't seem to want her to live her best life either. Why don't they help her get a job or volunteer position?

Kelly's resource wasting behavior is disgusting and inexcusable, but what she's doing right now isn't living. It's surviving- barely. She was failed terribly as a child, and everyone in her life continues to fail her as an adult.
 
An observable phenomenon: Scumbag thug is trying to find an excuse for his or her aggression and has been chest thumping, cursing and generally acting the fool in the hopes someone will take the bait. Someone on the sidelines says, "Your mother would be so ashamed of you."

Scumbag thug starts yelling, "What did you say about my mom? No one talks about my mom! She's a saint, don't you fucking drag my mom into this," and then takes a swing because he's too stupid to understand no one was criticizing his mother or he's just so aggressive he's looking for an excuse and knows full well he was the one being criticized, not his mother. Either way, he's fighting someone who in a sense praised his mother because they insinuated she was not the sort to beget a stupid, violent child.

Marina showed us a variation of this. She and her children were spoken of kindly, mentioning that Marina herself sounded normal and that perhaps her kids had posted the sweet, concerned entry about self-harm on that Tumblr account. All positive, all kind, all the sorts of comments any decent mother would like venomous strangers like us to think about her kids, that they are open, sensitive and forgiving children worried about their batshit bugfuck aunt. Yet all Marina saw was her kids were mentioned on a site she doesn't understand and that was a bridge too far, for strangers to be speaking kindly of her kids.

Kelly is a keen manipulator. She knows Marina's intellectual level far better than Marina probably knows. So she gets her riled up with out-of-context screen shots, hits the scumbag thug talking points of "what did you say about muh kids, leave muh kids out of it, don't come for muh kids," and turns her loose. Well done, Marina. Be sure to congratulate Kelly on playing you so well. But on the bright side, while Marina was over here chest-thumping, Kelly was distracted for a few hours and didn't introduce feces or Draino into her legs or try to poison her cat. Win-win?

It's no longer any mystery how Kelly came to be the way she is. What a parcel of low IQ and even lower EQ idiots. And frankly she's the smartest one in the bunch because she knows how to push buttons and has the capacity to manipulate even those who should by now know better.
 
An observable phenomenon: Scumbag thug is trying to find an excuse for his or her aggression and has been chest thumping, cursing and generally acting the fool in the hopes someone will take the bait. Someone on the sidelines says, "Your mother would be so ashamed of you."

Scumbag thug starts yelling, "What did you say about my mom? No one talks about my mom! She's a saint, don't you fucking drag my mom into this," and then takes a swing because he's too stupid to understand no one was criticizing his mother or he's just so aggressive he's looking for an excuse and knows full well he was the one being criticized, not his mother. Either way, he's fighting someone who in a sense praised his mother because they insinuated she was not the sort to beget a stupid, violent child.

Marina showed us a variation of this. She and her children were spoken of kindly, mentioning that Marina herself sounded normal and that perhaps her kids had posted the sweet, concerned entry about self-harm on that Tumblr account. All positive, all kind, all the sorts of comments any decent mother would like venomous strangers like us to think about her kids, that they are open, sensitive and forgiving children worried about their batshit bugfuck aunt. Yet all Marina saw was her kids were mentioned on a site she doesn't understand and that was a bridge too far, for strangers to be speaking kindly of her kids.

Kelly is a keen manipulator. She knows Marina's intellectual level far better than Marina probably knows. So she gets her riled up with out-of-context screen shots, hits the scumbag thug talking points of "what did you say about muh kids, leave muh kids out of it, don't come for muh kids," and turns her loose. Well done, Marina. Be sure to congratulate Kelly on playing you so well. But on the bright side, while Marina was over here chest-thumping, Kelly was distracted for a few hours and didn't introduce feces or Draino into her legs or try to poison her cat. Win-win?

It's no longer any mystery how Kelly came to be the way she is. What a parcel of low IQ and even lower EQ idiots. And frankly she's the smartest one in the bunch because she knows how to push buttons and has the capacity to manipulate even those who should by now know better.

For my own brand of curiosity, do we know what Marina does for a living and/or if she went to any school past what was mandated? Just wondering how stupid this family truly is, I suppose.
 
For my own brand of curiosity, do we know what Marina does for a living and/or if she went to any school past what was mandated? Just wondering how stupid this family truly is, I suppose.

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No surprises here.
 
Look, I used to feel so sorry for this girl. I am a nurse so I was a huge advocate of hers but after the last story she posted about the "red spots" and "I know, I know but IT ITCHES!!"
Well, YEAH it fucking itches. It's trying to heal you idiot! And you keep on scratching the shit and you're gonna be right back in the same freaking spot as before!!!! ? OMFG I really can't! I wash my damned hands before I put on lotion and I watch you pick and play with your legs like they aren't even a part of your body with the nastiest hands...
I'm sorry honey, I truly am, but this is your reality check! Your legs are ALEADY looking infected again and I should know. I take care of amputees ALL the time! Good luck darlin!
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Look, I used to feel so sorry for this girl. I am a nurse so I was a huge advocate of hers but after the last story she posted about the "red spots" and "I know, I know but IT ITCHES!!"
Well, YEAH it fucking itches. It's trying to heal you idiot! And you keep on scratching the shit and you're gonna be right back in the same freaking spot as before!!!! ? OMFG I really can't! I wash my damned hands before I put on lotion and I watch you pick and play with your legs like they aren't even a part of your body with the nastiest hands...
I'm sorry honey, I truly am, but this is your reality check! Your legs are ALEADY looking infected again and I should know. I take care of amputees ALL the time! Good luck darlin!
psssh yeah the goal is to pick the legs off completely so she can get a wheelchair and service dog and doctor attention foreeeeveeeeer
 
Look, I used to feel so sorry for this girl. I am a nurse so I was a huge advocate of hers but after the last story she posted about the "red spots" and "I know, I know but IT ITCHES!!"
Well, YEAH it fucking itches. It's trying to heal you idiot! And you keep on scratching the shit and you're gonna be right back in the same freaking spot as before!!!! ? OMFG I really can't! I wash my damned hands before I put on lotion and I watch you pick and play with your legs like they aren't even a part of your body with the nastiest hands...
I'm sorry honey, I truly am, but this is your reality check! Your legs are ALEADY looking infected again and I should know. I take care of amputees ALL the time! Good luck darlin!
funny how whenever the thread goes silent because this bitch is boring as fuck someone signs up to the forums just to make a new post on it.

edit: and they always have a spastic typing style.
 
funny how whenever the thread goes silent because this bitch is boring as fuck someone signs up to the forums just to make a new post on it.

edit: and they always have a spastic typing style.

It is funny, isn't it? Especially since Kelly is such a boring munchie that I don't see anyone (other than Kelly, of course) making an account on here solely for the purpose of posting on her thread 10 minutes later.

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Look, I used to feel so sorry for this girl. I am a nurse so I was a huge advocate of hers but after the last story she posted about the "red spots" and "I know, I know but IT ITCHES!!"
Well, YEAH it fucking itches. It's trying to heal you idiot! And you keep on scratching the shit and you're gonna be right back in the same freaking spot as before!!!! ? OMFG I really can't! I wash my damned hands before I put on lotion and I watch you pick and play with your legs like they aren't even a part of your body with the nastiest hands...
I'm sorry honey, I truly am, but this is your reality check! Your legs are ALEADY looking infected again and I should know. I take care of amputees ALL the time! Good luck darlin!

I am a personal fan of her toes being en pointe. Very artistic.
 
Haha no no never meant to suggest you were, although a con of that caliber would be pretty amazing. I'm not sure why the link isn't working for me, but like I said I am willing to take your word for it



Aw darn, now we'll never know the truth about the Dog Eating Chair Bondage Cult.
In all seriousness though, this is a thread for discussing Kelly, so if you don't plan on answering any questions about her or joining into ongoing discussions than I might suggest you peruse some of our other fine specimens in other threads. In fact it may give you a better idea of the kind of tone we take around here and help you better acclimate if you do decide to stick around, even if you're just doing so to dish out "dumb" ratings.

Also as a general safety tip I wouldn't suggest you just jump into a place where your sister has claimed she was subjected to stalking and death threats and all that and just start throwing a fit under your real name while linking to your personal facebook.
We're harmless, but there are lots of sites out there that are not.
I'm not saying you shouldn't sign up and join in, but maybe read through the stuff we've written in the past and try to verify some of her more outrageous claims before pitching a exceptional fit. Get a bit of perspective, maybe approach things in a bit more of an adult manner.

People watching is an age old hobby, and Kelly screams for attention with her Tyler's or scrapbooks or curling iron gripping contests. I'd just be more careful around the kinds of people who like to watch that kind of sideshow is all.
Look, I used to feel so sorry for this girl. I am a nurse so I was a huge advocate of hers but after the last story she posted about the "red spots" and "I know, I know but IT ITCHES!!"
Well, YEAH it fucking itches. It's trying to heal you idiot! And you keep on scratching the shit and you're gonna be right back in the same freaking spot as before!!!! ? OMFG I really can't! I wash my damned hands before I put on lotion and I watch you pick and play with your legs like they aren't even a part of your body with the nastiest hands...
I'm sorry honey, I truly am, but this is your reality check! Your legs are ALEADY looking infected again and I should know. I take care of amputees ALL the time! Good luck darlin!
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Were you one "one of the many" being accused of being Kelly on lolcow?
 
Not sure if you're asking me, Gringa or someone else altogether but I can say with the upmost confidence that no, I have never been mistaken for Kelly. I don't really post on Lolcow, just read it.

Sorry, I was wondering if Gringa was one of the anons that Lolcow accused of being Kelly. They appeared around the same time as the Lolcow thread was bumped.
 
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