DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[That Hedonist Nerd]

His big ones are slowly drying up. Swagginz and lordlamb were the most visible recent ones. ttv_noble allegedly is also gone. infinite55 has been notably absent aside from a $25 tip this month. There are still others like PlanetJeff, Rob Warren, flybeast, henk douma, and so on who will show up on occasion.

As for why he's stopped talking about taxes? He got his payment, and he also got two months worth of Twitch income due to the change in payouts they made. So between that, his two begathons, and Mama Burnell's $4k, he's feeling flush. Watch what happens the next few months, though, when he doesn't plan ahead and the lack of whaling starts to take effect. And what's he going to do about 2019's tax payments? He had to get a payment plan for last year--they won't do that a second time.

Did he mention the double payout on Twitch? Or is he keeping it to himself?

 

[Phil Factor]

Did he mention the double payout on Twitch? Or is he keeping it to himself?

Hasn't really talked about finances besides credit cards and the usual 20 minute pre-stream tutorial on the 7 different ways you can contribute to his stream.

In fact I thought this was the week he'd be calling the CT bank about the condo...

 

[Synth]

Did he mention the double payout on Twitch? Or is he keeping it to himself?

Someone mentioned it during one of his pre-streams and he at least acknowledged it and said it would help. He hasn't brought it up on his own volition, though.

 

[Schmeckel]

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He's like a rotten apple or something that deteriorates over time. Grotesque looking mutant.

His face is so fucking droopy and flabby. When he did those absolutely horrifying "watch me brush my hair!" shtreem, it looked like his jowls were going to fall completely off his face. It's... It's gross.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

Someone mentioned it during one of his pre-streams and he at least acknowledged it and said it would help. He hasn't brought it up on his own volition, though.

That asshole doesn't read kf enough, he should start skimming it to know what would be brought up.

I know that's the least I'd do. I'd also let trolls be trolls and stop the bans. But then again, he'd cease to be our pet human and fade away.

 

[actually]

His big ones are slowly drying up. Swagginz and lordlamb were the most visible recent ones. ttv_noble allegedly is also gone. infinite55 has been notably absent aside from a $25 tip this month. There are still others like PlanetJeff, Rob Warren, flybeast, henk douma, and so on who will show up on occasion.

Of course I say this and now there's a retard "tip war" going on. Probably around $50 or so, so still not that much (relatively speaking). Also a whopping $3 in cheers.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Anyone think Phil has heard of this new website Cameo.com? It's a site where you pay celebs to make a short video message saying whatever, there are even some youtubers on it, seems like the kinda thing that Phil would be into since that's basically how he makes his moolah anyway. Only problem for Phil might be that you actually have to apply to get on the website, but that should be no problem for the 4th place EVO champion/inventor of Let's Plays that Phil is.

 

[chicken wings]

Only problem for Phil might be that you actually have to apply to get on the website, but that should be no problem for the 4th place EVO champion/inventor of Let's Plays that Phil is.

Would Phil have any weight in being a meme contributor at the very least? Kinda like getting some E list celebrity hasbeens or former YouTube stars like Fred.

EDIT: I take that back. I don't think anyone really cares about him other than our happy little bubble here.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

Anyone think Phil has heard of this new website Cameo.com? It's a site where you pay celebs to make a short video message saying whatever, there are even some youtubers on it, seems like the kinda thing that Phil would be into since that's basically how he makes his moolah anyway. Only problem for Phil might be that you actually have to apply to get on the website, but that should be no problem for the 4th place EVO champion/inventor of Let's Plays that Phil is.

OMG, most of the wrestlers are so cheap! How great would it be to have a couple dozen of them each say "Even we know DarkSydePhil is a joke. Get a job DSP"

 

[DukeMorty]

Anyone think Phil has heard of this new website Cameo.com? It's a site where you pay celebs to make a short video message saying whatever, there are even some youtubers on it, seems like the kinda thing that Phil would be into since that's basically how he makes his moolah anyway. Only problem for Phil might be that you actually have to apply to get on the website, but that should be no problem for the 4th place EVO champion/inventor of Let's Plays that Phil is.

That would be funny if Phil did that but his ego won't let him do it because you know trolls will flock there to have him say dumbshit. Although, I am assuming he can reject offers, so the only ones he will accept will be from his piglets. It would be funny to see someone like Sidella have him say "I am your best friend Sidella and will always be there for my number one fan, and fuck that North American Ape. Ack Ack Ack Snort". That being said I don't think Phil will do it because he rather have his fans pay him on Twitch in which he has to do nothing to get the money instead of saying some stupid shit.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Would Phil have any weight in being a meme contributor at the very least? Kinda like getting some E list celebrity hasbeens or former YouTube stars like Fred.

EDIT: I take that back. I don't think anyone really cares about him other than our happy little bubble here.

I did look closer, they have a category specifically for youtubers, and I actually think Phil would have 0 problems getting on this website now.

 

[bearsintrees]

Anyone think Phil has heard of this new website Cameo.com? It's a site where you pay celebs to make a short video message saying whatever, there are even some youtubers on it, seems like the kinda thing that Phil would be into since that's basically how he makes his moolah anyway. Only problem for Phil might be that you actually have to apply to get on the website, but that should be no problem for the 4th place EVO champion/inventor of Let's Plays that Phil is.

That's basically his $50 patreon pledge where he sends you a camgirl custom video and you can get him to rant about RTU or EVO for 20 minutes.

 

[Pargon]

Anyone think Phil has heard of this new website Cameo.com? It's a site where you pay celebs to make a short video message saying whatever, there are even some youtubers on it, seems like the kinda thing that Phil would be into since that's basically how he makes his moolah anyway. Only problem for Phil might be that you actually have to apply to get on the website, but that should be no problem for the 4th place EVO champion/inventor of Let's Plays that Phil is.

I can think of so many entertaining uses for this site but for now I'm just going to bankrupt myself so I can get Michael Biehn to be in my Aliens fan film.

 

[Coin Ops]

Derich asked DSP if Dodgers Stadium is a real stadium.

Edit: Annnd it's a wage quit.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

He didn't get called up to the majors. I think its because he's too fat.

 

[Salubrious]

Derich asked DSP if Dodgers Stadium is a real stadium.

Edit: Annnd it's a wage quit.

I feel like this DSP choosing to be stupid.

So far, he's only played "Road to the Show". There's several other game modes. There's Franchise Mode, there's Moments, there's "March to October", there's Diamond Dynasty. Hell, just play some exbihition games. He absolutely refuses to do anything else, and then complains that the game is boring. He's only playing like 20% of the actual game.

Edit: This is another one of those "why did DSP buy this game for full price?" questions. Nobody was clamoring for him to play this game. Why not buy the game when it is on sale? Why not play it during the playoffs in six months when baseball fever would be higher?

 

[AnotherClover]

Last Sunday's Return / "Sorry for fucking what" stream was the first time I've hopped into DSP's actual channel since first following his antics in 2017. I've been ducking in every so often for an hour or two this past week just to get a feel for what it's actually like without y'all or detractors distilling it for me; sitting through the pre-streams, watching some gameplay, chatting here and there.

Holy shit, if it weren't for the occasional sperg-out and the overall grossness of his personality he'd be too fucking boring to make fun of. The guy is a black hole of entertainment. He clearly doesn't enjoy doing this, and he straight up doesn't know how to carry conversations as a livestreamer. He might've been barely passable in the old Youtube format back when he gave half a fuck about the game he was playing, but watching him here he's just... there.

Normally I couldn't give a fuck less about people chatting in a livestream, but with him my eyes just drift over to his weird-ass chat denizens just to feel something. It's plainly obvious most of his active chat users are just there to talk with eachother rather than watch the stream. In between the people who appear to be kids, legit exceptional / 'off', and the wide spectrum of trolls, I genuinely wonder how few unironic mentally sound adult fans this guy has.

P.S. Don't worry, I didn't give Phil any fucking money.

 

[der rademacher]

I feel like this DSP choosing to be stupid.

So far, he's only played "Road to the Show". There's several other game modes. There's Franchise Mode, there's Moments, there's "March to October", there's Diamond Dynasty. Hell, just play some exbihition games. He absolutely refuses to do anything else, and then complains that the game is boring. He's only playing like 20% of the actual game.

sigh Listen you immature child: when Phil says the game is boring, the game is boring, ok? It doesn't matter if there are several game modes, there is no way in hell these wouldn't be boring also, if what he played until now is just boring. It's like racing games, where you basically just drive a car in circles or down a lane again and again and again, which is boring also. Real talk: where is the fun in that? He does that every day once a week in real life, so he knows what he is talking about. Now tip him, so you may save his house or pay his taxes or whatever.

 

[gin_nose]

If his schedule is so hectic and complex why not do longer streams Fri-Sun, upload the vids Sunday night and chill Mon-Thurs. Or cancel the morning stream cause that's a random ass time to stream anyways and do a 4-10 when most people will be getting home and winding down for the day. Or do a M/W/F or mix it up. Maybe do a random stream at 2am to gain some European viewers. He can literally do anything he wants and the cuck bucks will still keep flowing in. Don't see why he ties himself down to such a dumb schedule and "when Kat gets back".

Becuase he is the king of double dipping. He does the morning stream to tard cum from his euro cuck fans like Henk Duma and Rob Warren, they are a huge part of his beggacy. He then does the night stream to get the US fags. Why tard cum 1 group of fan when you can double down and beg two fan bases....

 

[Salubrious]

Becuase he is the king of double dipping. He does the morning stream to tard cum from his euro cuck fans like Henk Duma and Rob Warren, they are a huge part of his beggacy. He then does the night stream to get the US fags. Why tard cum 1 group of fan when you can double down and beg two fan bases....

The weird thing though is that neither session really works for East Coast US viewers. The second session starts at 9:30 pm and the first session is entirely when most people are working.