Chris-Chan Arrested and in Jail, awaiting Hearing on Monday (28-Dec-2014)

[Bridechu]

Remind me what took out the inheritance money again? I can't remember if it was the fire or the first court case.

According to Chris, it was paying Rob Bell plus Snyder's expenses. Chris also said that Barb took out money against a life insurance policy she had on Chris himself to pay storage fees.

 

[Bigguy28]

All I can say is good, he deserved it. It's about time he suffered some real consequences and learned he isn't a special autistic snowflake that can get away with whatever he wants. No I don't think he will learn anything meaningful from this but hopefully he will at least learn he needs to control himself in public.

I also find it hilarious that it's all over something as pathetic as a video game characters arm color.

 

[lynx]

With all due respect, that's what they get for using telephones to do computer things. They have to learn the hard way not to do that.

it's not 2004, mobile phones are competent replacements for desktop computers in many applications, especially browsing the web/forums.

 

[slep]

No not that type friend, they will roll a tv with judge on it (think of it like skype) into chris cell or a designated area and they will proceed like it a regualr courtroom

In short, it will look a bit like this.

Spoiler

 

[Avocado]

I keep trying to imagine a (n attempted) discussion about Sonic the Hedgehog's blue arms in a court of law and it's killing me.

 

[Cid Highwind]

And to think staff was recently considering renaming the forums in a manner to de-emphasize the CWC aspect! CWC never forgets his fans. When Jace pusses out and Jay backs off, CWC takes the initiative and provides for his fans.

You know that for his video court hearing, the following phrases/words WILL be spoken out loud to someone in a position of legal and governmental authority: trolls, sonic, blue arms, manajerk, jerkop, Mayor of CWCville, sonichu. Think of that. Someone in real life, from the adult world, is going to be exposed to the crazy nonsense we don't tell most people that we follow. Things are indeed about to get real.

Whoever called the police and got the verification that Chris is indeed locked up, you've got big ones.

 

[Doctor Duke]

I was surprised how good-humored he sounded. I hope at least they'll get some good drinking stories out of this.

I thought about that too, but I believe he said the caller was the third person to enquire about Chris. By 5pm (or... you know, now) he will be pretty exhausted with constant ween calls.

 

[Henry Bemis]

@Tubular Monkey , you were our skywriter once. You got something punchy that would look good in Charlottesville weather?

 

[F3NR15]

That is not so as evidenced by Hellblazer's request. Also, how can one read text on such a small screen without a magnifying glass?

it's not 2004, mobile phones are competent replacements for desktop computers in many applications, especially browsing the web/forums.

 

[Soul of Carl Winslow]

Got dang JERKOPS! I wonder if they restrained his dominant hand and hog timed him again?

 

[Coldgrip]

Exactly. I was talking about Rocky being only concerned about Barb's welfare (and was the sole reason why she bothered to help in 2011), but where Chris alone is concerned, she probably has washed her hands of him after all the shit he pulled on her.

Rocky isn't really concerned about Barb's welfare, she's concerned about Chris' welfare. For all that Chris has done she's helped him with a thousand little things and a few big things.

I really don't know where this idea that Rocky cares about Barb comes from considering they don't really care much about each other.

We all know that Chris isn't going to learn jack squat out of all this, but I wonder if Barb may finally reach her breaking point with Chris' antics. As I mentioned, she's in serious debt and for Chris to pull a stunt like this that is going to require bail money and lawyer fees (and don't forget about the costs of rebuilding 14 BLC) couldn't have hit her at a worse time. Barb is delusional nuts too, but could this be the final straw?

Not very likely. Chris is part of her hoard and her personal little igor that she sends out to loot graves buy barbage at goodwill. She very likely will pitch a bitch about not having her precious little Chrisshun around to fetch her q-sands and move the hoard back, then proceed to chew Chris out when he's finally released, but she won't get rid of him. She already let one minion slip through her claws (Cole) and lost her attack dog (Bob) to old age and poor health. She won't let another pawn get away.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

I wouldn't be surprised if this incident results in the "true and honest" reboot of Sonichu battling the evil forces of Jerkops.

I think Chris doesn't believe in reboots. Might be why he never could start up something like sonichu again. This could be why he's literally gone insane over the sonic reboot lol

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

You know that for his video court hearing, the following phrases/words WILL be spoken out loud to someone in a position of legal and governmental authority: trolls, sonic, blue arms, manajerk, jerkop, Mayor of CWCville, sonichu.

If anyone goes to the hearing, bring your bingo cards.

 

[Kittyguns]

I keep trying to imagine a (n attempted) discussion about Sonic the Hedgehog's blue arms in a court of law and it's killing me.

I can't help but imagine the topic of all of the people calling in to pop up too

 

[Dr. Meme]

Paging @Cyan and @Indigo for round 2

 

[Anchuent Christory]

This whole scenario isn't going to teach Chris the error of his ways, however it will probably put him into the mindset of "mean people will be mean to me when I put myself within reach of them" so he'll hopefully just lay low again and not tard around in stores.
Yeah it's not an ideal solution, but remember who we're dealing with here, it's the best we're going to get. The real aim is to stop Chris bothering or even hurting others and that's what's important.

 

[c-no]

Well 2014 is definitely going out with a bang. Wonder how much Lego Chris /Barb will have to sell for the bond...

Probably not much if what they sell would have to pay for loans and debts.

I keep trying to imagine a (n attempted) discussion about Sonic the Hedgehog's blue arms in a court of law and it's killing me.

I can imagine it makes the judge dumbfounded in seeing how Chris did this over a video game character, especially if the judge heard better discussions in the court of law.

 

[FapCupFanta]

Someone go to the hearing and bring either a tape recorder or set your phone up to covertly record. This is going to be a popcorn-muncher of a hearing.

 

[LegoManiac]

The customers waiting on medallions are going to be waiting awhile longer.

 

[blackie toy]

You know that for his video court hearing, the following phrases/words WILL be spoken out loud to someone in a position of legal and governmental authority: trolls, sonic, blue arms, manajerk, jerkop, Mayor of CWCville, sonichu. Think of that. Someone in real life, from the adult world, is going to be exposed to the crazy nonsense we don't tell most people that we follow. Things are indeed about to get real.

And Chris will be repeatedly ordered to stop talking and then told either to enter a plea of guilty or not guilty. Then the judge will enter a not guilty plea for him and they'll move on to the next case. Arraignment is not something to be fucked with. It's supposed to move speedily, and the court will ensure it moves speedily regardless of what Chris wants to say. I seriously doubt any particularly interesting sound bites will come out of the arraignment other than Chris getting benchslapped for not pleading "guilty" or "not guilty".

And of course Chris will get all pissy that they refused to hear his case. God I pity the poor bastard who draws this case (see the other thread for my argument why he'll definitely get some counsel).